353 ironic Recipes

bacon , cut into pieces, chopped frozen spinach, thawed and squeezed dry, eggs, lightly beaten, milk, grated cheddar (2 oz.), salt and pepper

yellow cornmeal or 1 cup blue cornmeal, baking powder, salt, baking soda, eggs, creamed corn (canned ), canola oil, plain fat-free yogurt (optional)

butter, white onion , cut into 1/2-inch pieces (about 2 1/2 cups), zucchini (about 4), trimmed, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, red bell pepper , cut into 1/2-inch pieces (about 1 1/2 cups), orange bell pepper , cut into 1/2-inch pieces (about 1 1/2 cups), frozen lima beans or shelled edamame, partially frozen, frozen corn kernels, partially frozen, minced fresh marjoram, coarse kosher salt

butter, brown sugar, granulated sugar, pie crusts, cinnamon, granny smith apples, peeled and sliced

fresh green beans , snapped, bacon, garlic, onion, sliced into rings, salt, pepper

summer squash, peeled and sliced 1/4 inch thick, onion, sliced 1/8-inch thick, bacon drippings, salt and pepper, to taste

extra-virgin olive oil , 1 turn of the pan, butter, broken thin spaghetti or vermicelli pasta, almonds, enriched white rice, chicken stock, chopped flat-leaf parsley, flat iron steak , a tender but steaky, affordable cut of beef from the tip of the shoulder top blade, available from the butcher counter, salt, extra-virgin olive oil, for drizzling, flat-leaf parsley, shallot, coarsely chopped, capers, anchovies, worcestershire sauce , eyeball it, red wine vinegar, black pepper, beefsteak tomatoes, sliced

dried apricot, pumpkin seeds, carrots, spinach, lemon juice, kelp powder, mineral water

butter or 3 tbsp oleo, ground beef, onion (diced ), canned tomatoes, salt, noodles (cooked by package directions), mild cheese (grated )

butter or margarine, potatoes according to the number of guests, minced parsley to taste, flour, grated parmesan cheese, salt and pepper to taste, minced onion , optional, minced bell pepper , optional, crisp cooked bacon, chopped , optional

olive oil, onion, diced, garlic cloves, chopped, paprika, stock (chicken works well), tomatoes, balsamic vinegar, sugar, tomato paste, potatoes, quartered, carrot, sliced, red lentil, canned kidney beans, leek, sliced, zucchini, sliced, broccoli, chopped, green beans

ground chuck, salt & freshly ground black pepper, worcestershire sauce, butter, tabasco sauce, fresh lemon juice, fresh parsley, finely chopped, hamburger buns, buttered and lightly browned under oven s broiler

chuck (i had 1 of those butcher stew packs where the meat is already semi chopped), beef stock, red potatoes, russet potato, yellow onion, garlic cloves, tomato paste, vinegar (i used white, use what you like, except balsamic), hot hungarian paprika, worcestershire sauce, thyme leaves, oregano, kosher salt, pancetta

water, salt, black pepper, beet, washed and finely chopped, carrots, washed,peeled and finely chopped, leaves fresh spinach, washed and finely chopped, tomatoes, washed,peeled and finely chopped, fresh lime juice (add a few drops first and then check to see if you need more)

cocoa, egg yolks, beaten, flour, evaporated milk, mixed with, water, to make 2 cups, sugar, vanilla, margarine (melted ), salt