20199 christmas vegetarian french Recipes

onions, butter, sugar, flour, vegetable stock, salt and pepper, french bread, grated gruyere or 1/2 cup cheddar cheese

butter, sweet onions, diced (5-6 medium to lg onions), lipton onion soup mix (or house brand), vegetable stock, port wine (or any heavy red wine), worcestershire sauce, black pepper, dried garlic or 3 fresh garlic cloves, minced, dried parsley, french bread or 1 loaf italian bread, thick sliced, grated gruyere cheese

butter, vegetable oil, onions, thinly sliced, sugar, salt , plus a bit more to finish, all-purpose flour, vegetable broth (homemade or canned , i may include a recipe at a later time), dry sherry, fresh thyme, chopped, or 1/2 tsp dried, black pepper to taste, french bread, a white , melting cheese (i used swiss) or 2 1/2 cups grated cheese (gruyere or jarlsberg are pretty tradtional)

vegetarian pepperoni, slices, diced, pitted ripe olives, drained and chopped, red bell pepper, diced, shredded mozzarella cheese, snipped fresh parsley, all-purpose flour, garlic clove, pressed (or minced ), refrigerated french bread dough, egg white, lightly beaten, grated parmesan cheese

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

french beans (finely chopped ), carrots (finely chopped ), onions (finely chopped ), baby corn (finely chopped ), cabbage (finely chopped ), red capsicums (finely chopped ), spring onions (for garnishing), cornflour, water, salt, vinegar, white pepper, ajinomoto (optional), soy sauce, tomato sauce, orange red food coloring (optional), oil, water, dried red chilies, head garlic, onion, tamarind pulp, from 1 small

vegetarian ground beef (e.g., gimme lean tm ), vegetarian burger crumbles, onion, chopped, eggs, beaten, vegetarian worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, ground sage, garlic powder, prepared mustard, vegetable oil, bread, cubed, milk, tomato sauce, carrots , cut into 1 inch pieces, potatoes, cubed

vegetarian ground beef (try morningstar s veggie crumbles), chopped tomatoes or 1 (15 oz) can diced tomatoes, chopped tomatoes and green chilies or 1 (15 oz) can diced tomatoes with mild green chilies, pinto beans, great northern beans, vegetarian broth (or v8, in a pinch), white hominy, drained, corn, taco seasoning, ranch dressing mix

vegetarian sausages (i prefer gimme lean sausage), butter, chopped onion, whole wheat flour, milk, black pepper, cayenne pepper, vegetarian worcestershire sauce

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

onion sliced thin, butter, garlic, sugar, powdered sage, powdered thyme, vegetarian french onion stock

olive oil, onions, garlic clove, minced, sugar, flour, vegetable broth, dry red wine, salt, pepper, garlic cloves, peeled, french baguettes, cut 1/2 inch thick, jarlsberg cheese, shredded

red onions, white onions, veggie stock, cheap burgandy, buds fresh garlic, a stick of butter, salt , pepper to taste, french bread, shredded swizz and mozza

olive oil, white sugar, yellow onions, sliced in rings very thinly, vegetarian beef stock cube, red wine (dealcolholized ok, but the real stuff is best), swiss cheese

french croissants, egg yolks, whole eggs, heavy cream, irish cream, white chocolate , disks, dried cherries (or crancherries), kosher salt, vanilla, sugar, raw sugar (to sprinkle on top), butter (to coat baking dish)

french bread , halved lengthwise, dijon mustard, chipotle nonfat sour cream, roasted red bell pepper, seeded and sliced, oyster mushrooms, marinated and cooked (sauteed ), handful lightly sauteed spinach, nicoise olives, pitted and thinly sliced, low-fat white cheddar cheese, dill pickle thinly sliced lengthwise into long, fat (broad) slices

vegetarian ground beef, vegetarian veggie crumbles, onion, chopped, eggs, beaten, worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, ground sage, garlic powder, prepared mustard, vegetable oil, bread, cubed, milk, tomato sauce, carrots , cut into 1 inch pieces, potatoes, cubed

vegetarian beef strips (2 package of yves or equivalent of another brand), vegetarian beef stock cube, potatoes (cubed, peel if desired), carrot (chopped ), celery (chopped ), fresh tomato (coarsely chopped ), dried shiitake mushroom (obviously you can tsp measure dried ones accurately, filled to 2 cups on my measuring cup), zucchini (chopped ), onion (chopped ), green bell pepper, whole bay leaf, oregano, basil, thyme, rosemary, dill, salt and pepper