589 those aka Recipes

potatoes, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, salad oil, low-fat plain yogurt (or light sour cream), vinegar, sliced green onion (whole thing), salt, chopped dill weed, pepper, diced celery, onion powder, garlic powder, light mayonnaise

butter, flour, light cream, chicken broth, grated parmesan cheese, salt, white pepper, peeled diced cooked potatoes, peeled and diced, crumbled roquefort cheese, paprika, butter

unsweetened chocolate, chopped, semisweet chocolate, chopped, unsalted butter, cut into 8 pieces, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, eggs, sugar, instant espresso powder (optional), vanilla extract, semi-sweet chocolate chips, parchment paper

ground beef, salt, pepper, onion, water, lard, pastry dough , per dough recipe

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

butter, softened (or more , depending on the size of your bundt pan, do not substitute), count) cans refrigerated biscuits , each biscuit halved, butter, melted, sugar, cinnamon, chopped pecans, coarsely chopped pecans, vanilla frosting

vegetable oil, garlic, minced, ginger, grated, napa cabbage (aka chinese, not regular cabbage), bean sprouts, carrot, grated, scallions, finely sliced, bean thread noodles, blanched and chopped, chicken breasts, cooked and shredded, oyster sauce, hoisin sauce, cilantro, chopped, vietnamese spring roll wrappers, egg, beaten, soy sauce, rice vinegar, peanut oil, light sesame oil, garlic, minced, sugar

chopped onion, chopped potato, chopped cauliflower, chickpea flour (aka besan or gram flour), chopped ginger, cumin powder, oregano or 1 tsp freshly ground ajwain, baking powder, salt, water, oil (for deep frying), yogurt, chickpea flour (aka besan or gram flour), chili powder, mustard seeds, fenugreek seeds, turmeric, salt

all-purpose flour, easy-blend active dry yeast (i use just active dry yeast), salt, hand-hot water (aka nuke it in the microwave for a minute), lean bacon , strips (turkey bacon is best imo), egg, beaten (this is for the glaze only, i have yet to use it)

mahi mahi fillets, salt and pepper, unsalted butter, softened, macadamia nuts, toasted, ground fine, panko, olive oil, dry white wine, heavy whipping cream, aka-miso paste, unsalted butter, cut into cubes, softened, lime juice, salt and white pepper

butter, sugar, eggs, well beaten, milk, vanilla, flour, baking powder, salt

lean ground beef, onion, liquid smoke (mesquite), egg yolk, fine dry breadcrumb, salt, pepper, monterey jack pepper cheese , about the size of dice

butter, white sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, rice krispies, oatmeal, chocolate chips

potatoes, fresh parsley, olive o il, garlic, ricotta cheese, masala wine, spinich, mushrooms, onions

frozen shredded potatoes thawed, butter melted, salt, black pepper, minced onion, cream of celery soup, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, butter melted, cornflakes crushed into crumbs

mashed and strained steamed zucchini (you can also use other types of summer squash like crookneck, pattypan, etc), molasses, ground nutmeg, granulated sugar, salt, ground cinnamon, vegetable oil, molasses, eggs, beaten, vanilla extract, salt, baking soda, baking powder, all-purpose flour, raisins, evaporated milk, zucchini , base (aka zb or zb base, see directions below), eggs, beaten, uncooked pie shell, sugar, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, zucchini , base (aka zb or zb base,see directions below), egg, beaten, salt, baking soda, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, candy sprinkles (optional)

little gem lettuce, washed well and spun dried (aka sucrine) or 4 cups butter lettuce or 4 cups romaine lettuce, washed well and spun dried, half pink grapefruit, peeled , pith removed and cut into segments, red radishes, trimmed, cleaned and thinly sliced, scallions, thinly sliced (green and white parts ), fresh dungeness crabmeat, avocado, peeled, pitted and sliced, cracked black pepper, champagne (the restaurant used the former) or 2 tbsp vinegar (the restaurant used the former), grapeseed oil or 1 tbsp olive oil, dijon mustard, fresh grapefruit juice (i added a splash ) (optional), salt, cracked black pepper

red potoes washed, red onion aka : red salad onion or a purple onion, butter, sour cream, tps salt, tps pepper, handfull chopped fresh spinish, light or fate free mayo - not merical whip, baccon friend nad crumbled (you can leave out ), tps corn (you can leave out ), lemon juice, tps dill, tps paperkia