Bachelors Diet Recipe

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Ingredients:

  • breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth
  • lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox.
  • afternoon snack - drink the maalox
  • dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don'tsp eat the coleslaw.
  • breakfast - eat the coleslaw
  • lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea.
  • dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria.
  • breakfast - jaws couldn'tsp eat breakfast after a night out.
  • lunch - rolaids and a coke
  • dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps
  • lunch - your secretary is out sick, check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers.
  • dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the b a rtender for olives.
  • breakfast - eggs , sausage , and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better
  • lunch - skip lunch, fridays are murder
  • dinner - steak , well-done , baked potato , and asparagus. don'tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus.
  • saturday
  • breakfast - sleep through it.
  • lunch - ditto
  • dinner - steak , well done , baked potato , and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket.
  • breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie.
  • lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch.
  • dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl...'called friend'... and ask her about renting a room
  • and
  • if that fails....there's always your mom
  • feed them...and...they shall come

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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 0 Kcal (0 kJ)
Calories from fat 0 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g 0%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 0 Kcal (0 kJ)
Calories from fat 0 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g 0%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Good Points

  • calories free,
  • fat free,
  • saturated fat free,
  • sodium free,
  • cholesterol free,
  • sugar free

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