443 dean ornish his Recipes

whole wheat bread, egg whites, eggs, milk 1, banana medium, vanilla extract

six-oz cans drained chunk white tuna in water, chopped carrots, half cut plus 1 tbsp finely chopped red onion, chopped fresh parsley, chopped celery, scallions, finely chopped, and a half cups of your favorite mayonnaise, garlic clove, peeled and crushed, lemon juice, salt and pepper to taste, rolls, lettuce and tomato as accompaniments

hamburger, pork, diced to bite size, stewing beef, diced to bite size, onion, diced, russet potatoes, diced to bite size, minced garlic, cumin, thyme, oregano, basil, salt, parsley, bay leaves, ortega green chilies, chopped, jalapeno pepper , to taste (optional)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

broccoli florets, cauliflower florets, plain flour (all purpose), butter, milk (i use hi-lo, warm ), cheddar cheese (grated , i use sharp vintage), cheddar cheese (grated ), mozzarella cheese (grated )

mushroom caps, hot ground pork breakfast sausage (jimmy dean is good) or 1 (16 oz) package regular ground pork breakfast sausage (jimmy dean is good), cream cheese or 8 oz neufchatel cheese, i use neufchatel, monterey jack cheese or 2 oz monterey jack pepper cheese, shredded, crushed red pepper flakes, less for less heat, parmesan cheese, shredded

olive oil, frozen potatoes, chopped onions (fresh or frozen ), green bell pepper, roughly chopped (fresh or frozen ), butter, sausage patties, pre-cooked and roughly chopped (i use jimmy dean, or may use ham or bacon), chopped fresh tomatoes (optional), eggs, milk (or water), salt and pepper, to taste, shredded cheddar cheese, snipped chives (optional)

frozen shredded hash browns, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, jimmy dean sausage (i use maple), cream of chicken soup, french onion soup mix, salt and pepper, diced onion (i use sweet onion)

garlic clove, dry white wine, lemon juice, grated swiss cheese, grated gruyere cheese, cornstarch, kirsch, white pepper, grated nutmeg , and, paprika , to taste, french bread, cubed

curry powder, all-purpose flour, salt, eggs, heavy cream, unsweetened shredded coconut, panko (japanese bread crumbs), cayenne pepper, dried dill, shrimp (14 to 18 per pound), shelled and deveined, oil for deep-frying

deans small curd cottage cheese, cucumber, dill, blue cheese dressing, green onions, salt, crushed black pepper

sugar, light karo syrup, butter, water, teasp. salt, teasp. vanilla, popped popcorn (air popped if possible)

bean thread noodles (cellophane), rice wine vinegar, splenda sugar substitute or 4 tbsp sugar, soy sauce, salt , to taste, home grown cucumber, shiitake mushrooms, fresh, sliced, scallion, thin sliced green (optional), sesame seeds, garnish (optional)

chopped onion, minced garlic, paprika, dried basil, salt, dried oregano, black pepper, fennel seed, crushed, crushed tomatoes in puree, whole tomatoes, undrained, worcestershire sauce, chopped fresh parsley, sugar, lean ground beef (his recipe calls for ground turkey), fresh breadcrumb, chopped onion, grated parmesan cheese, fresh parsley, minced garlic, egg whites , beated till frothy, salt, dried oregano, dried basil, black pepper, nonstick olive oil flavored cooking spray

chopped brach hi-cup orange slice candy (we found them in the bulk candy case and chopped each 1 into five pieces), chopped pecans, coconut, corn flakes, margarine or 1/2 cup butter, brown sugar, white sugar, vanilla, eggs, flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt

bulk mild pork sausage (such as jimmy dean), bulk hot pork sausage (such as jimmy dean), plain croutons, shucked oysters, drained with liquid reserved, diced celery, eggs, beaten, chopped onion, chicken broth , or as needed, butter, melted

hot jimmy dean sausage, jimmy dean sausage, shredded cheddar cheese, bisquick

butter, shredded hash brown potatoes , precooked style, jimmy dean breakfast sausage (i prefer the sage flavor), thick sliced bacon, diced, diced ham (i prefer cook s), chopped onion, sliced mushrooms, fresh preferred, eggs, milk , for the eggs, seasoned salt (or to taste), lawry seasoned pepper (or to taste), cream of mushroom soup, milk , for the soup, wi cheddar cheese