51478 christmas vegan wheat free Recipes

silken tofu, extra firm, crumbled, water, cocoa powder, unsweetened, canola oil, vanilla extract, whole wheat pastry flour, baking powder, salt, walnuts, chopped

vegan margarine (optional), whole wheat bread, water, nutritional yeast flakes, oat flour (see below ), cornstarch, no-added-salt tomato paste or 2 tsp ketchup, tahini (can omit for a fat-free sandwich, but it adds richness and depth), lemon juice, onion powder, garlic granules, turmeric, dry mustard (can be omitted), salt (optional)

wakame seaweed, cut, soaked for 10 minutes and then rinsed and drained, julienned cucumbers, gomashio , for garnishing, wheat-free tamari, brown rice vinegar, cold pressed sesame oil, fresh lemon juice, freshly minced ginger, agave nectar

ripe bananas (mashed ), gluten-free flour (i used bob s mill all purpose baking flour), vegan sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, apple sauce, soy milk, egg replacer for 2 eggs, add-ins of your choice (ex. chocolate chips, raisins, walnuts, dates, etc.)

vegan cream cheese, vidalia onion, minced, garlic powder, dried oregano, dried dill, fresh basil, chopped, spinach, rinsed well and patted dry, tomatoes (ripe , vine), mixed sprouts, whole wheat tortillas

wheat flour (you can substitute almond meal but i was out), quick-cooking rolled oats, vital wheat gluten, baking powder, baking soda, agave nectar, pure maple syrup, peanut butter, bananas (freshly smashed), vanilla, cinnamon, hemp granola cereal, dark chocolate , chip chunks

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

canola oil, plus more for pans, garbanzo and fava bean flour (some use a bean and fava bean flour made by bob s red mill; other s use bean flour from the bulk section of the health food store because they can tsp have fava beans, it works just fine)., potato starch, arrowroot, unrefined sugar or 10 tbsp plus 2 tsp agave nectar, baking powder, baking soda, xanthan gum, salt, unsweetened cocoa powder, store-bought unsweetened applesauce, pure vanilla extract, brewed coffee or hot water, vegan gluten-free chocolate chips , such as tropical source (don tsp skip the chocolate chips, they really make the brownies).

oatmeal, kamut flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, lactose-free margarine, brown sugar, applesauce, vanilla, non-dairy chocolate chips

garbanzo bean (or other non-wheat) flour, oatmeal, salt, butter, cheddar cheese, grated, asiago or parmesan cheese, grated, egg yolk, cold water, chives, chopped, sharper the cheese the more cheese flavor they will have

raw sugar (or brown sugar), spectrum non-hydrogenated shortening (or vegan margarine), honey or 2 tbsp agave nectar, for vegan, egg equivalent egg substitute (i use flax vegan egg re placer #104832), rice flour, guar gum (if not in flour mix) or 1 tsp xanthan gum (if not in flour mix), vanilla (look for corn and gluten free brands), salt, baking soda, crispy rice cereal (organic brown rice cereal is corn free), chopped nuts, semisweet vegan chocolate chips (enjoy life brand are free of corn, milk, soy, gluten, etc), rolled oats (gluten free)

all purpose gluten-free flour, baking soda, baking powder, xanthan gum, organic brown sugar, organic unbleached cane sugar, salt, softened vegan butter , spread (earth balance soy free), vanilla extract, egg substitute (ener g egg replacer eggs or 2 regular eggs), vegan gluten free chocolate chips

canola oil, plus more for pans, garfava flour (blend of fava and garbanzo flours), garfava flour (additional), potato starch, arrowroot, unrefined sugar (or 10 tbsp plus 2 tsp agave nectar), baking powder, baking soda, xanthan gum, salt, unsweetened cocoa powder, unsweetened applesauce, pure vanilla extract, brewed coffee or 1/2 cup hot water, vegan gluten-free chocolate chips (such as tropical source or enjoy life)

brown rice, uncooked, millet, water, apple, cut into chunks, extra virgin olive oil, rice bran powder, baking powder, salt, honey

vegan mayonnaise, vegan sour cream, chipotle chiles in adobo, dried oregano, firm tofu , sliced into 6 long slabs and drained, water, tamari, garlic powder, smoked paprika (smoked spanish), ground cumin, lettuce leaves, tomatoes, small, sliced, cucumber, sliced, red onion ring, alfalfa sprouts , packed, carrot, grated, whole wheat tortillas

vegan mayonnaise, soymilk, green onions, sliced, chives, chopped, dried parsley, garlic cloves, crushed, salt, black pepper, whole wheat tortillas, lettuce leaves, baby spinach leaves, cucumber, sliced, tomatoes, small and ripe, sliced, red onion, sliced, alfalfa sprout, lightlife turkey slices (tofurkey is preferred), vegan bacon

vegan refried beans, ripe avocado, tomato, chopped, lime juice, whole wheat tortillas, salsa (mild, medium or hot , you choose)

wheat bran, soy milk, lemon juice, molasses, maple syrup, canola oil, flaxseed eggs, heaping tbsp ginger paste, cinnamon, nutmeg, baking powder, baking soda, salt, wheat flour