17783 christmas parma ham gorgonzola Recipes

bread flour, easy-blend dry yeast, water, olive oil, salt, parma ham, fontina cheese or 350 g gruyere cheese, fresh sage leaves, chopped, fresh ground black pepper, fresh rosemary, olive oil, sea salt

ciabatta, mozzarella cheese, sliced, parma ham, tomato, basil leaves, pepper, garlic-infused olive oil

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

gorgonzola cheese, crumbled, minced red onion, minced fresh parsley, garlic, minced, red wine vinegar, lemon juice, olive oil

gorgonzola cheese, plain dry bread crumbs, divided, ground black pepper, skinless, boneless chicken thighs, filippo berio olive oil, salt

gorgonzola, cream cheese, sour cream, heavy cream, lime juice, basil, black pepper

gorgonzola cheese, parsley, fresh, minced, shallots, minced, basil, fresh, minced, tomatoes, thinly sliced, olive oil, fresh lemon juice, dijon mustard, salt and freshly ground pepper

gorgonzola, plain breadcrumbs, ground black pepper, boneless skinless chicken thighs, extra virgin olive oil, salt

gorgonzola, crumbled, mayonnaise, sour cream, lemon juice, dried parsley, dried onion flakes, garlic, pressed or minced, white pepper

gorgonzola or 1/2 lb roquefort cheese, crumbled, cream cheese, sambuca liqueur, pine nuts or 1 cup sliced almonds, toasted until golden, cracker, pear , wedges, apple , wedges

gorgonzola, crumbled, butter, softened, celery salt, pecans, finely chopped, paprika, rye bread, toasted on 1 side and cut into 4 dozen cut outs

gorgonzola, crumbled, creme fraiche (under separate posting here on recipezaar), cooked pasta shells (or other pasta of your choice)

gorgonzola (at room temperature and crumbled ), butter (1 stick, at room temperature ), all-purpose flour, cornstarch, salt, cayenne pepper, pistachios (chopped ), lemon zest

ham, ground, pork, ground, eggs, milk, cracker crumb, vinegar, water, cold, dry mustard, brown sugar

leg ham, whole black peppercorn, red onion, peeled and cut into wedges, scotch bonnet chilies, halved, celery, roughly chopped, leek, roughly chopped, thyme, cinnamon stick, fresh bay leaves, cinnamon, allspice, ground nutmeg, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, garlic cloves, peeled and chopped, red onions, peeled and quartered, scotch bonnet chilies, stalks removed, dark rum, malt vinegar, thyme , leaves picked, fine cut marmalade, golden rum

gorgonzola, crumbled, cream cheese, softened, milk, fresh ground black pepper, chopped walnuts, toasted, fresh parsley, roughly chopped

gorgonzola, cream cheese, white wine, dry, worcestershire sauce, paprika, garlic powder, tabasco sauce, dried fig, sliced

gorgonzola cheese, crumbled, feta cheese, crumbled, roasted red peppers, drained and chopped, olives , spanish, drained and chopped finely, kalamata olive, drained, pitted, and chopped finely, mayonnaise