Vodka Fruitcake Recipe

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Vodka Fruitcake
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Ingredients:

  • 1 cup water
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 4 large eggs
  • 2 cups dried fruit
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 cup nuts
  • 1 gallon absolut vodka

Directions:

  1. First, sample the vodka to check for freshness.
  2. Take a large bowl.
  3. Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
  4. Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it.
  5. Repeat.
  6. Repeat again.
  7. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  8. Add water, eggs, and 1-tsp.
  9. Sugar and beat again.
  10. Make shurr the vodca is still OK.
  11. Cry another tup.
  12. Turn off mixers.
  13. Chuck in the cup of dried fruitt or something.
  14. Mix on the turner.
  15. If the fried druit!
  16. G!
  17. Ets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
  18. Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity.
  19. Next, sniff two cups of salt.
  20. Or something.
  21. Who cares?.
  22. Check the vodka.
  23. Now stiff the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
  24. Add one table.
  25. Spoon.
  26. Of suger or something- Whatever.
  27. Grease the oven.
  28. Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.
  29. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  30. Whip the bowl out the window.
  31. Check the vidka again.
  32. Go to bed.
  33. Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway.
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 423.47 Kcal (1773 kJ)
Calories from fat 62.89 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 6.99g 11%
Cholesterol 46.5mg 16%
Sodium 440.16mg 18%
Potassium 330.56mg 7%
Total Carbs 64.32g 21%
Sugars 21.18g 85%
Dietary Fiber 0.34g 1%
Protein 2.81g 6%
Vitamin C 270.9mg 452%
Iron 0.9mg 5%
Calcium 524.2mg 52%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 121.85 Kcal (510 kJ)
Calories from fat 18.1 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 2.01g 11%
Cholesterol 13.38mg 16%
Sodium 126.65mg 18%
Potassium 95.12mg 7%
Total Carbs 18.51g 21%
Sugars 6.1g 85%
Dietary Fiber 0.1g 1%
Protein 0.81g 6%
Vitamin C 78mg 452%
Iron 0.3mg 5%
Calcium 150.8mg 52%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Weightwatchers Points

  • 9
    Points
  • 9
    PointsPlus

Good Points

  • low fat,
  • saturated fat free,
  • low sodium,
  • low cholesterol

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