Christmas Cookies Recipe

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  1. First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
  2. Take a large bowl.
  3. Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.
  4. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  5. Add one teaspoon sugar.
  6. Beat again.
  7. At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
  8. Try another 4 ounces, just in case.
  9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor.
  11. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
  12. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
  13. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
  14. Greash the oven.
  15. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  16. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
  17. Hhha-hap-happy New Year too alllllll and tooo allllll a good night!!!
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 5350.24 Kcal (22400 kJ)
Calories from fat 908.25 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 100.92g 155%
Cholesterol 744mg 248%
Sodium 7041.39mg 293%
Potassium 5323.56mg 113%
Total Carbs 1300.84g 434%
Sugars 420.14g 1681%
Dietary Fiber 16.58g 66%
Protein 82.33g 165%
Vitamin C 4306.6mg 7178%
Iron 13.1mg 73%
Calcium 8458.4mg 846%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 265.05 Kcal (1110 kJ)
Calories from fat 45 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 5g 155%
Cholesterol 36.86mg 248%
Sodium 348.83mg 293%
Potassium 263.73mg 113%
Total Carbs 64.44g 434%
Sugars 20.81g 1681%
Dietary Fiber 0.82g 66%
Protein 4.08g 165%
Vitamin C 213.3mg 7178%
Iron 0.6mg 73%
Calcium 419mg 846%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Recipe Tags

Weightwatchers Points

  • 114.6
  • 173

Good Points

  • saturated fat free

Bad Points

  • High in Sodium,
  • High in Sugar,
  • High in Total Fat

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