374 twinkie del Recipes

yellow cake mix, double batch yellow cake mix from scratch, eggs , oil and water for two cake mixes, butter or shortening to grease cake mold, flour for dusting cake mold, spray whipped cream

a l rge gl ss bowl or trifle bowl ( i h ve used the top of c ke cover in n trifle emergency situ tion)., twinkies , shortcake sponges,or an 8 inch white sponge cake, jell-o, the flavor of your choice, already prepared and set, fruit cocktail, drained, fresh strawberries, sliced , reserve 8 slices for decorating the top, bananas , sliced into coins, jell-o instant pudding , vanilla flavor, already prepared, or two cans custard, spray whipped cream , or 1 small bowl of whipped cream

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

spicy pork sausage, jalapeno peppers, cream cheese, softened, turkey bacon, toothpicks

torn salad greens or chopped romaine, reduced-calorie, fat-free , or regular blue cheese salad dressing, cooked chicken strips, yellow or green bell pepper, thinly sliced, del monte lite sliced pears, drained, crumbled blue cheese (optional), coarsely ground black pepper (optional), chopped walnuts (optional)

vegetable oil, turkey thigh with skin, merlot wine, water, dried thyme leaves, dried rosemary, poultry seasoning, salt, ground black pepper, tomato sauce (such as del monte), half-and-half cream, cream sherry , or as desired (optional)

fresh spinach, fresh basil, pine nuts, walnuts, black olives, garlic, grated parmesan cheese, grated romano cheese, olive oil, black pepper

condensed cream of mushroom soup, milk, soy sauce, black pepper, del monte cut green beans, drained, french s original french fried onions, divided

almonds, butter, divided, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, ground cumin, del monte cut green beans, drained, salt (or to taste), black pepper (to taste)

boca crumbles, crushed tomatoes, del monte fiesta corn, garlic, minced, chili powder, onion powder, jalapenos, chopped, pinto beans, boiled without salt, water

dried navy beans, onion, del monte diced tomatoes, undrained, molasses, dark brown sugar, cider vinegar, canola oil, bacon, diced, dried mustard, red pepper, boiling water

sauerkraut, rinsed, water, tortillas , taco del mar, cheddar cheese, reduced-fat, grated, apple , tart, juicy variety, peeled and very thinly sliced

pizza crust, dry yeast, flour - bread, salt, sugar, shortening, water, warm, water, warm, lime juice, extra virgin olive oil, garlic, minced, chicken breast, boneless and skinless, salsa - chunky style, mexican blend cheese, shredded, green onions, chopped, cilantro, minced

gluten-free cake flour, baking soda, salt, shortening, sugar, divided, buttermilk, vanilla, almond extract, egg whites, room temperature, cream of tartar, very hot water, salt, marshmallow creme (1 7-oz jar), shortening, powdered sugar, vanilla

thick-cut bacon, whole milk, condensed cream of mushroom soup, sliced almonds, garlic-pepper seasoning, french-fried onions, green beans (such as del monte fresh cut), drained, french-fried onions

sunflower oil, onion, large, chopped, garlic, chopped, red pepper, large, chopped, jalapeno peppers, large, chopped, kidney beans, red , mature seeds, cooked, boiled, without salt, black beans , mature seeds, cooked, boiled, with salt, college inn 99% fat-free chicken broth or vegetable stock, del monte diced tomatoes, pepper , dash, old el paso seasoning mix , taco, cumin

lean ground beef, dry red kidney beans, cooked, del monte diced tomatoes , no salt, hunts tomato sauce, onions, diced, salt, pepper, chili powder, chili flakes

mashed potatoes, lean hamburger, del monte peas & carrots, brown gravy mix, worcestershire sauce, potatoes specialty homestyle creamy butter mashed, paprika, sharp cheddar cheese