58264 light christmas desserts Recipes

sugar-free cool whip, splenda granular, sugar substitute, crushed pineapple , in it s own juice, drained (1 can), mashed bananas, lemon juice, chopped maraschino cherry, light sour cream, chopped pecans

lime jell-o gelatin, strawberry jell-o gelatin dessert, cherry jell-o, lemon jell-o gelatin, pineapple juice, sugar, heavy cream (whipping cream)

frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed, fat-free sweetened condensed milk, orange juice, orange zest

dessert apples, thinly sliced, good mincemeat, banana, sliced, orange, juiced, flour, butter, sugar

graham cracker crumbs (about 24 squares), sugar, divided, margarine, melted, light cream cheese, softened, eggs, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, blueberry pie filling, carton frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed

plain or whole wheat flour tortillas, butter, melted, sugar, ground cinnamon, fat-free or light dairy sour cream, frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed, vanilla, ground cinnamon, fresh raspberries and/or blackberries, sliced almonds, toasted, grated semisweet chocolate

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

crushed pretzels (8 oz), reduced fat margarine, melted, sugar, divided, low-fat cream cheese, sugar substitute , equivalent to 1/2 cup sugar, frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed, unsweetened crushed canned pineapple, sugar-free strawberry gelatin, frozen sliced sweetened strawberries, thawed

sugar-free orange gelatin, boiling water, ice cubes (about 3 cups), unsweetened crushed canned pineapple, drained, mandarin oranges, drained and cut into pieces, nonfat sour cream, carton frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed, prepared angel food cake, cut into 1 inch cubes

light brown sugar, fresh seedless raisin, fresh golden raisin , also known as sultanas, fresh plump currants, dried mixed fruit, peel preserved, pitted dates, chopped, lemon juice, lemon , zest of, only, grated, orange , zest of, only, grated, boiling water, butter , real, soft, in chunks, baking soda, vanilla, cinnamon, ground, allspice, ground, nutmeg, ground, baking powder, self-rising flour, salt, cooking oil , generous, brandy or 1/2 cup bourbon, preserved figs , in syrup, drained, roughly chopped, maraschino cherries or 1 cup glace cherries, whole, pecans, roughly chopped, brandy or 1/2 cup bourbon, extra

light brown sugar , packed, butter, melted, ground cinnamon, frozen white bread dough, thawed, sugar, milk

milk, light cream, sugar, salt, grain white rice, almond paste, vanilla extract, whipping cream , beaten stiffly, sugar

cherries, pitted, skim milk, eggs, splenda granular, sugar substitute, sugar, salt, light margarine, melted, flour, powdered sugar

butter, softened, light brown sugar, eggs, self raising flour, ground nutmeg or 1/2 tsp mixed spice, salt, lemon juice, lemon , zest of, orange , zest of, cooking apple, peeled, cored and chopped small, fruit mincemeat, red glace cherries

peaches, drained, rinsed, and diced, sugar (note : use 1 tbsp. splenda brown sugar blend), slow cooking oats, light butter/margarine, cinnamon, light whipped dessert topping

fat free cream cheese, softened, cartons peach fat-free yogurt with artificial sweetener, an 8-oz container frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed, fresh peach, chopped and peeled (or frozen unsweetened peach slices, thawed, drained, and chopped, or 1 8 1/4-oz can peach slice), unsweetened blueberries , raspberries, and (fresh or if frozen thawed and drained) or strawberry (fresh or if frozen thawed and drained), fresh mint leaves (optional), fresh berries (optional)

low-fat milk, unflavored gelatin, vanilla extract, dark chocolate chips, frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed, sweetened flaked coconut, toasted, chopped pecans, toasted