21 life sauce Recipes

marinade, garlic powder, onion powder, liquid smoke, red wine (or white ), coarse sea salt, paprika, crushed red pepper flakes, glaze, orange juice, honey, dark corn syrup, light corn syrup, rum or whiskey (yes, this makes them the life of the party, applesauce (do at the end to thicken this sauce), pepper sauce (try tabasco), jelly (i used grape & apple cause that s what i had on hand!), brown sugar, crushed red pepper flakes (adjust to your heat quotient), paprika

fresh asian-style wheat noodles, shaoxing (chinese rice wine) or dry sherry, hoisin sauce, cornstarch, dark soy sauce, oyster sauce, low-sodium soy sauce, sugar, canola oil, divided, chopped napa (chinese ) cabbage, minced garlic, green onions

sliced white bread, sliced or shaved ham, shredded cheddar cheese, eggs, chopped onion, chopped green pepper, dry mustard, black pepper, worcestershire sauce, tabasco pepper sauce, milk, butter or margarine, melted

beef, ground, tomato sauce, lemon juice, brown sugar, butter, pickle relish, mustard, dry, worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, onion, chopped

pretzels, cheese nips (i substitute bugles), cheerios toasted oat cereal (type oat cereal), life cereal (square cereal or chex etc.), melted margarine, seasoning salt, worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, onion powder, hot sauce

italian dressing, rice vinegar (i like to use the flavored rice vinegar or a can of beer. i have used guinness, miller high life, an), mrs. dash seasoning mix, blend (you can use any of the flavors i have used most of them, whichever your prefer), brown sugar (alter to your taste less is bitter more is sweeter ), worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, fresh ground pepper (optional), jalapeno juice (optional, matt and i like spicy food )

miller high life beer, snap-e-tom tomato and green chile mix, green olives, tabasco sauce

vegetable oil, seasoning salt, worcestershire sauce, corn chex, life cereal, kix cereal, cheese nips, pretzel sticks, garden herb triscuit crackers (broken up )

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chicken thighs (about 14 thighs and drumsticks) or 1 1/2 kg chicken drumsticks (about 14 thighs and drumsticks), tomato puree, tomato sauce, dry white wine, sunflower oil, soft brown sugar, garlic cloves, crushed, dried sage, dried thyme, drops tabasco sauce, salt and pepper

fresh chinese wheat noodles, shaoxing wine or 1 1/2 tbsp dry sherry, hoisin sauce, cornstarch, boneless pork tenderloin , cut into 1/4 inch wide strips 2 inches long, dark soy sauce, oyster sauce, low sodium soy sauce, sugar, canola oil, cabbage, chopped, garlic, minced, green onions, sliced in 1 inch lengths

garlic clove, minced, vegetable oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, dry mustard, worcestershire sauce, cayenne, drops tabasco sauce

diced cooked chicken breast, cranberry sauce, pineapple tidbits , drained, almonds, apple, diced green pepper, sliced celery, yogurt, miracle whip lite mayonnaise, mustard, lemon juice, grated onion, low sodium soy sauce

chicken pieces, carrots, peeled and sliced, stalks celery, sliced, onion, chopped, garlic, chopped, bay leaf, dried thyme, chicken stock, stewed tomatoes, undrained, hot pepper sauce , or to taste, potatoes, peeled and diced, green cabbage, shredded

meal 1: leftover rice salad, leftover white rice, chopped carrot, chopped celery, chopped red pepper, sliced, cooked green beans, vinaigrette, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, meal two : leftover fried rice, canola oil, chopped onions, garlic, chopped, chopped cabbage, leftover rice salad , recipe above, soy sauce, scallions, sliced thinly, meal three : leftover risotto, leftover fried rice , recipe above, white wine, chicken stock, chopped shrimp, chopped mushrooms, heavy cream, freshly grated parmesan, unsalted butter, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, meal four : leftover rice cakes, egg, beaten, leftover risotto , recipe above, bread crumbs , plus more as needed, olive oil, chopped chives, for garnish

crabmeat, cooked, cornstarch, water , plus 2 quarts, salt, plus more for seasoning, vegetable oil , plus 1 tablespoon, dry noodles (yee mein), minced garlic, chicken broth, oyster sauce, sesame oil, yellow chives, cut into 1-inch pieces to make 1 cup, salt and white pepper

chicken breasts (about 1 lb), onion, sliced, fresh cilantro, chopped, ortega diced green chilies, old el paso mild enchilada sauce (depending on how saucy you like them), flour tortillas, reduced-fat cheddar cheese, shredded, lettuce, shredded, salsa, light sour cream, tomato, diced

cheerios toasted oat cereal, life cereal, shredded wheat cereal, pretzel, crackers , ritz, premium, etc, etc, etc... throw in any of those stale and cereals too (any kinds you like- we use cheese nips, rice (sesame), canola oil, soya sauce (i use 1/2 light and 1/2 dark ), sesame oil, garlic powder, onion powder (i don tsp measure, so approximate)