169 life Recipes

italian dressing, rice vinegar (i like to use the flavored rice vinegar or a can of beer. i have used guinness, miller high life, an), mrs. dash seasoning mix, blend (you can use any of the flavors i have used most of them, whichever your prefer), brown sugar (alter to your taste less is bitter more is sweeter ), worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, fresh ground pepper (optional), jalapeno juice (optional, matt and i like spicy food )

midori melon liqueur, malibu rum, absolut citron vodka, pineapple juice, sour mix, sprite , 1 splash

enjoy life semi-sweet chocolate chips, sugar, cocoa powder, vanilla, rice milk

popped popcorn, life cereal, pretzels, m & s brand chocolate candies, divided, marshmallows, butter, cubed

chopped shallot, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, salt, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, boneless skinless chicken breasts, green leaf lettuce, washed and torn into bite-sized pieces, sliced large black olives, red bell pepper, stemmed, seeded and diced

peeled sliced baking apples (granny smith, macintosh work well), sugar, lemon juice, cinnamon, tapioca flour, enjoy life happy apple cookie, crumbled (approx . 1 cup), margarine, cinnamon

french onion dip mix, ranch dressing mix, dried chives, life cereal, pretzel sticks or 2 cups twists, vegetable oil

enjoy life snack bars, dried cranberries , raisins or pumpkin seeds

enjoy life cocoa loco snack bars, gluten-free pretzels or licorice, brown rice syrup, sunbutter sunflower seed butter

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

tube refrigerated sugar cookie dough, softened, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, pink, green and blue gel food coloring, multi-colored pull -and-peel licorice (9-1/2 inches each), life savers candies, vanilla frosting

enjoy life cinnamon crunch granola cereal, tapioca or 2 tbsp rice flour, brown sugar, butter , margarine (optional) or 3 tbsp safflower oil dash salt (optional), granny smith apples, peeled, cored and sliced thinly, butter , margarine and safflower oil, brown sugar, lemon juice, dry tapioca, cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla, apple juice concentrate, water

popped popcorn, life cereal, pretzels, m & s plain chocolate candy, marshmallows, margarine

i would invite any and all friends here to send a real email to my niece with a message like this or your own words congratulations on your new daughter, a friend of jj s . i think seeing lots of emails will show her how much love there is in the world. thank you if you chose to do this. the mother is bracha and the father is yoni. just found out she was 7 lb, healthy and curly black hair. pics soon i hope. jj, gmail.com, my great nieces name is : shayna klara admoni, a recent email from my sister with what a friend sent her, very touching, dearest jj, thrilled about you and jennifer coming to visit, meanwhile , we re receiving lovely congratulation notes from friends and family on this new precious jewel in our lives. this 1 is from dear friends that live in shilo. i almost cried when i read it and wanted to share it with you., may she be a beauty in your life , may she justify all the tough times you ve managed to work your way through, and may she lead you only to beautiful things to come., love , yr lil sis

chicken pieces, carrots, peeled and sliced, stalks celery, sliced, onion, chopped, garlic, chopped, bay leaf, dried thyme, chicken stock, stewed tomatoes, undrained, hot pepper sauce , or to taste, potatoes, peeled and diced, green cabbage, shredded

potatoes, chopped (do not peel), green bell pepper, diced, red onion, diced, ears corn, olive oil, steak seasoning (i use a local seasoning called regas, but i am sure any would work), ground pepper, beer (i prefer miller high life for this recipe), cheddar cheese (shredded ), sour cream

superfine sugar, brown sugar, unsweetened applesauce, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, flax seed meal, cream of tartar, red mill tapioca flour, red mill rice flour, rice bran or 1/2 cup sorghum flour, salt, baking soda, sunflower seeds, enjoy life perky s nutty rice or 1 1/2 cups nutty flax cereal, certified gluten-free rolled oats or 1 cup rice, flakes, enjoy life semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional)

meal 1: leftover rice salad, leftover white rice, chopped carrot, chopped celery, chopped red pepper, sliced, cooked green beans, vinaigrette, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, meal two : leftover fried rice, canola oil, chopped onions, garlic, chopped, chopped cabbage, leftover rice salad , recipe above, soy sauce, scallions, sliced thinly, meal three : leftover risotto, leftover fried rice , recipe above, white wine, chicken stock, chopped shrimp, chopped mushrooms, heavy cream, freshly grated parmesan, unsalted butter, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, meal four : leftover rice cakes, egg, beaten, leftover risotto , recipe above, bread crumbs , plus more as needed, olive oil, chopped chives, for garnish