2906 jamie christmas jerk Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

center-cut beef tenderloin, jerk seasoning paste, vegetable oil, cocktail onions, rinsed, cilantro leaves, store-bought plantain chips

jerk sauce, divided, vertically sliced onion, fresh lemon juice, salt, black pepper, garlic cloves, chopped, chicken breast halves (about 1 1/2 lb), skinned, chicken thighs (about 1 lb), skinned, light beer, ketchup, hot sauce, julienne-cut green onions

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, jerk paste, uncooked egg noodles, olive oil, garlic, minced, chicken stock, jerk paste, dry white wine, chopped fresh cilantro, limes, quartered, salt and pepper to taste, heavy whipping cream, fresh cilantro, for garnish

beef sirloin steaks, trimmed and discard excess fat from steaks, olive oil, jamaican jerk spice (jamaican jerk seasoning)

christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)

swanson beef broth or swanson 50% less sodium beef broth, olive oil, jamaican jerk seasoning, balsamic vinegar, garlic, minced, boneless beef top loin or beef sirloin steak, lemon juice, chopped fresh cilantro leaves

green bell pepper, olive oil, divided, skinless, boneless chicken breast half - finely chopped, jerk sauce , or to taste, garlic, diced, portobello mushroom, finely chopped, pre-baked thin pizza crust, pizza sauce, sliced salami, shredded mozzarella cheese

uncooked shrimp, peeled, deveined, olive oil, fresh lime juice, jerk or caribbean-style seasoning blend, diced cantaloupe, diced honeydew melon, chopped fresh cilantro, diced red onion, lime wedges

hearts of palm (not salad-cut), drained, red onion, thinly sliced, coarsely chopped fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice, olive oil, salt, black pepper, frozen ripe plantains, walkerswood traditional jamaican jerk seasoning, olive oil, boneless center-cut pork chops (about 1/4 inch thick )

leg ham, whole black peppercorn, red onion, peeled and cut into wedges, scotch bonnet chilies, halved, celery, roughly chopped, leek, roughly chopped, thyme, cinnamon stick, fresh bay leaves, cinnamon, allspice, ground nutmeg, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, garlic cloves, peeled and chopped, red onions, peeled and quartered, scotch bonnet chilies, stalks removed, dark rum, malt vinegar, thyme , leaves picked, fine cut marmalade, golden rum

jerk sauce, divided, onion, vertically sliced, lemon juice, freshly squeezed, salt, black pepper, garlic cloves, chopped, skinless chicken breast halves (about 1 1/2 lb), skinless chicken thighs (about 1 lb), light beer, ketchup, hot sauce, green onion , julienne-cut

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

jerk marinade, green onions, green parts only, coarsely chopped, fresh ginger, cut into chunks, hot red chile , preferably scotch bonnet, whole, cider vinegar, honey, fresh thyme leaves, olive oil, ground allspice, ground cinnamon, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, spicy jerk wings, chicken wings, brown sugar, seedless oranges, mild red chiles, whole and undamaged

extra-virgin olive oil, dried jamaican jerk seasoning, balsamic vinegar, bay leaves, crumbled finely, garlic cloves, minced, thick-end) beef tenderloin roasts