140614 jack horner christmas chicken fruit Recipes
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italian-blend salad greens (about 6 cups) and8 Moreitalian-blend salad greens (about 6 cups), grilled chicken breast strips (such as louis rich; about 6 oz), blueberries, quartered strawberries, sliced banana, sliced peeled kiwifruit (about 3 kiwifruit), pine nuts, toasted, herbed goat cheese, raspberry dressing9 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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chicken breasts, green bell pepper, serrano peppers and9 Morechicken breasts, green bell pepper, serrano peppers, tomato, chopped sweet onion, minced garlic, ground cumin, salt, chicken broth, heavy cream, corn tortillas (6 inch), shredded monterey jack cheese or 3 cups monterey jack pepper cheese21 min, 12 ingredients
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chicken breasts, enchilada sauce, cream of chicken soup and7 Morechicken breasts, enchilada sauce, cream of chicken soup, monterey jack cheese (grated ), cheddar cheese (grated ), green onion, black olives, flour tortillas, monterey jack cheese (grated ), cheddar cheese (grated )1 hour 15 min, 10 ingredients
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head broccoli, chopped, cooked and12 Morehead broccoli, chopped, cooked, chicken breasts, diced, cooked, bacon, chopped, cooked, sour cream, cream cheese, monterey jack cheese, grated, chicken stock, milk, ground pepper, garlic powder, monterey jack and cheddar cheese blend, grated, parmesan cheese, bacon grease , reserved (optional)45 min, 13 ingredients
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chicken breast halves, poached & chopped, olive oil and16 Morechicken breast halves, poached & chopped, olive oil, onion, finely chopped, carrot, finely chopped, celery, finely chopped (use mainly the leaves), garlic cloves, minced, water (strained poaching liquid from chicken is best), tomatoes, chopped (cento), lime , juice of, oregano, dried, cumin powder, dried dried chipotle powder, salt, basil, dried, corn tortilla strips, crushed in food processor (mission brand), milk (optional), monterey jack cheese, shredded (or pepper jack), sharp cheddar cheese, shredded1 hour 5 min, 18 ingredients
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chicken filling, skinless, boneless chicken breast halves and21 Morechicken filling, skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, water, chili powder, salt, ground cumin, ground black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper, chopped green chilies, divided, diced onion, garlic, minced, sour cream sauce, butter, all-purpose flour, water, cube chicken bouillon, sour cream, salt and pepper to taste, oil for frying, flour tortillas, shredded monterey jack cheese1 hour 5 min, 23 ingredients
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chicken breast halve, garlic salt (to taste) and7 Morechicken breast halve, garlic salt (to taste), salt and pepper, chicken bouillon cubes, cream of chicken soup, picante sauce, sour cream (i normally add 3 tbsps each step), shredded cheese (cheddar and monterey jack), corn tortilla50 min, 9 ingredients
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chicken breasts, boneless & skinless and11 Morechicken breasts, boneless & skinless, cream of mushroom soup (recommended ), cream of chicken soup (recommended ), best food s mayonnaise (recommended ), swanson chicken broth, curry powder , to taste, pepper , to taste, head broccoli, enough to cover bottom of dish, monterey jack cheese, shredded, lays potato chip, crushed (use about 1/2 to 3/4 of regular size bag), cooked white rice, garlic bread31 min, 12 ingredients
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Chicken Fruit Saladcooked elbow macaroni, cubed cooked chicken and15 Morecooked elbow macaroni, cubed cooked chicken, cubed peeled fresh peaches, sliced celery, halved strawberries, mandarin oranges, drained, pineapple tidbits, drained, sliced water chestnuts, drained, chopped apple, golden raisins, chopped pecans, mayonnaise, orange juice, sugar, ground ginger, pepper, shredded lettuce15 min, 17 ingredients
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Chicken And Oyster Gumbo Christmas Gumbochicken pieces or two whole fryers, oysters, with liquid and8 Morechicken pieces or two whole fryers, oysters, with liquid, fresh okra, sliced, celery, minced, onion, minced, green onions, minced, chicken broth, dark roux, file, salt and pepper, to taste50 min, 10 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Shrimp Currychicken broth, butter, minced onion, flour and7 Morechicken broth, butter, minced onion, flour, curry powder (more if you are audacious), salt, sugar, powdered ginger, milk, lemon juice, cleaned, cooked shrimp (3 lb raw )35 min, 11 ingredients
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Turkey Roulades with Corn Bread, Jalapeño, & Monterey Jack Fillingminced onion, minced red bell pepper, minced garlic and8 Moreminced onion, minced red bell pepper, minced garlic, minced bottled jalapeno, a pinch of ground cumin, vegetable oil, corn muffin, crumbled (about 1 cup), grated monterey jack, turkey cutlets (about 3/4 lb total), pounded 1/16 inch thick between sheets of dampened plastic wrap, chicken broth, white-wine vinegar11 ingredients
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Pepper Jack Risottounsalted butter, arborio rice, whole shallot and4 Moreunsalted butter, arborio rice, whole shallot, monterey jack pepper cheese, chicken stock, salt, pepper40 min, 7 ingredients
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