353 ironic Recipes

flour, salt, butter, cold water (i use less ), butter, flour, sugar, divided, fresh blackberries (or frozen ) or 4 -5 cups blueberries or 4 -5 cups peaches, sugar

butter, brown sugar, peach slices, maraschino cherry , halves, butter, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla, all-purpose flour , sifted, baking powder, salt, milk, cream (optional)

water, water, molasses, canola oil, bread flour, rye flour, gluten flour, dark brown sugar, cocoa powder, salt, instant coffee powder, caraway seed (optional), yeast

ground beef, salt , to taste, ground black pepper, onion, chopped fine, vegetable oil (for frying ), egg, milk, breadcrumbs, water, ketchup, sake, worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, butter

honey, soy sauce, black pepper, chipotle chile in adobo, lime juice, olive oil, chicken tenders or 2 lbs sliced chicken breasts, wooden skewers , soaked in water, salt

pie, butter, sugar, all-purpose flour, cocoa, eggs, separated, milk, vanilla, graham cracker pie shell, marshmallow meringue, egg whites, salt, marshmallow creme

elbow macaroni, cooked cubed ham, butter or 1 1/2 tbsp margarine, flour, milk, salt, sharp white cheddar cheese (grated ), pepper , to taste

chicken , cut into pieces, bacon fat and lard for frying, flour, yellow cornmeal, poultry seasoning, salt and pepper

almond milk, blackstrap molasses, cinamon, ground ginger, vanilla, frozen banana, chia seeds, ice cubes

sirloin steak, lean ground beef, chopped celery, chopped onion, chopped fresh tomato, celery salt, seasoning salt, red cayenne pepper, oil, flour, beef broth, garlic salt, black pepper, kitchen bouquet

butter, plus more for pie plate, unsweetened chocolate, sugar, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, salt, eggs, pecans, chopped, marshmallow cream frosting , recipe follows, cream or ice , for serving, marshmallow cream, butter, softened, vanilla extract, sugar, milk

family size package boneless beef ribs, enough for 4 servings, bbq dry rub (recommended : iron works bbq dry rub), minced garlic, freshly ground black pepper, your favorite barbecue sauce , optional

salt, ground black pepper, granulated garlic, chicken (3-lb, bone-in weight), barbecue sauce (st. louis or kansas city style), red onion , cut into 1/2 inch pieces, chili powder, ground cumin, sour cream, mayonnaise, cilantro, loaves french bread, soft, split and cut into 6-inch pieces

unsalted butter, softened, brown sugar, granulated sugar, egg, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, instant espresso powder, slightly crushed, semi-sweet chocolate chips

butter, brown sugar, pineapple slices (canned ), cherries, shortening, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, salt, baking powder, flour (all purpose is fine), coconut cream pudding (dry-about 1 box of instant), milk, pineapple juice

olive oil, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, crushed, tomato paste, vegetable stock (or other liquid of choice), red lentils, rinsed, spinach, ends trimmed, washed, coarsely chopped, frozen cauliflower, frozen broccoli, firm tofu, cubed, cumin, cinnamon, turmeric, coriander, salt

anaheim peppers, washed with stems and seeds removed, scallions, white and tender green parts only, garlic, minced, fresh cilantro, chopped, limes, juiced, olive oil, salt and pepper, whole fillet ( beef tenderloin ), about 5 lb, unsalted butter, melted, salt and pepper, baguette loaf, olive oil, garlic powder

leaves bok choy, stalk bok choy, cilantro, chopped, water , plus, water, leeks, thinly sliced, sweet cream-style corn, butter, fresh cream, salt (to taste), pepper (to taste), tapioca