63 flauta wednesday Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cooked and shredded, picante sauce, ground cumin, shredded monterey jack cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, corn tortillas, vegetable oil

shredded cooked chicken, lemon juice, cumin, jalapeno, diced (more or less, to your taste ), chopped cilantro, garlic cloves, minced, monterey jack cheese, shredded, salt and pepper, flour tortillas (about 6 inch), oil (for frying ), avocados, red onion, diced (not too small), jalapeno, diced (more or less, to your taste ), cilantro, chopped, lemon juice, tomatoes, halved (or a whole tomato, diced), salt and pepper

flour tortillas, shredded monterey jack pepper cheese, cooked chicken, ground cumin, chunky salsa, vegetable oil, guacamole (optional), sour cream (optional)

skinless chicken breasts, water, shredded cheddar cheese, diced green chili peppers, drained, ground cumin, flour tortillas, vegetable oil

boneless skinless chicken breasts, onion, garlic cloves, vegetable oil, queso fresco, crumbled (or sub. feta cheese), corn tortillas, oil (for frying ), salt and pepper (to season)

flour tortillas (qty 6), chopped onion (1 medium), garlic clove, minced, cooking oil, shredded cooked chicken, canned black beans, rinsed and drained, bottled salsa, shredded mexican blend cheese (2 ozs.), snipped fresh cilantro or 2 tbsp oregano, cooking oil (for frying ), shredded lettuce, purchased guacamole (optional), bottled salsa (optional), sour cream (optional), cilantro leaf (optional)

broiler-fryer chickens, cut up into separate pieces, water, lard or 2 tbsp vegetable shortening, onion, chopped (1/2 cup), garlic, minced, cornstarch, salt, pepper, canned diced mild green chili (about a 4-oz. can), vegetable oil (for frying ), dozen corn tortilla, sour cream, milk

flour tortillas, cooked chicken breasts, diced, reduced-fat cream of chicken soup, reduced-fat sour cream, diced green chili peppers, undrained, ground chipotle chile pepper, ground cumin, ground coriander, fresh cilantro, chopped, canola oil, mixed with, ground chipotle chile pepper

shredded cooked turkey, shredded monterey jack cheese, mayonnaise (gotta use real mayo, enough to moisten & make it all stick together), ground cumin, flour tortillas, wooden toothpick, shredded lettuce, diced tomato, sliced ripe olives, salsa, sour cream, guacamole

boneless beef chuck roast, chopped onions, canned diced green chiles, garlic clove, minced, ground cumin, salt, pepper, water, tomatillos, husks removed and rinsed, chopped, chopped onions, canola oil, canned diced green chiles, minced fresh cilantro, garlic cloves, minced, salt & pepper, flour tortillas, oil (for deep frying)

chicken breasts, bone in, salt and pepper, to taste, chicken stock, plus extra for tortillas, onion, chopped, poblano pepper, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, canned tomato, drained and chopped, corn tortillas

cubes peeled eggplant (about 1 medium), onion, chopped fine, chopped green bell pepper, garlic clove, minced, extra-virgin olive oil, a 6-oz can tomato paste, mushrooms, chopped, water, red-wine vinegar, drained pimento-stuffed green olives, chopped, sugar, dried oregano, crumbled, crackers or toasted italian bread slices

vanilla yogurt, frozen raspberries, scoop vanilla protein shake mix, crushed ice, brewed espresso, chilled, chocolate syrup

ground beef, bulk pork sausage, chopped bacon, chopped tomatoes, tomato sauce, red kidney beans, water, prepared ketchup, chopped garlic, cumin, chili powder, ground black pepper, sugar, bell peppers, medium chopped, spanish onions, fine chopped, jalapeno peppers , seeds and veins removed diced fine, dried chili pepper flakes (optional only if you like it hot !!!), worcestershire sauce

olive oil, onion, chopped (about 1 cup), garlic cloves, minced (about 2 tsp), black beans, rinsed and drained, chili powder, prepared salsa, frozen corn kernels, corn tortillas, chopped cilantro

boneless chicken breasts, salt, water, chicken broth, garlic powder, onion powder, corn oil, tomato sauce, chili powder, cilantro, cumin, green chilies, cornstarch, corn , tortilla s

cotija cheese, crumbled, cooked chicken, shredded, corn tortillas, roma tomatoes, chopped, tomatillos, chopped (optional), red onion, chopped, fresh cilantro, chopped, jalapeno chile, seeded, deveined, minced, mexican oregano (not as sweet as mediterranean), olive oil, salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste