685 dumb guy Recipes

potatoes, washed, hickory smoked bacon, olive oil, cilantro, chopped, salt and pepper, to taste

sea scallops, patted dry, pappardelle pasta, olive oil, unsalted butter, sea salt , plus 1/2 teaspoon, mixed chanterelle mushrooms , oyster, trumpet, mushrooms, thinly sliced, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, crushed red pepper flakes, freshly cracked black pepper, plus more for serving, arugula, white truffle oil, best quality parmesan cheese, shaved

crab claws (the meat from), multigrain brown bread , crumbed, scallions , finely slice (spring onions), lime , zest of, grated, fresh ground black pepper (good amount), lime , juice of, mayonnaise, thai green curry paste, lime slice

vegetable juice (v-8 recommended), vodka, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, hot sauce (i used tabasco), lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, crushed garlic, onion powder, celery seed, prepared horseradish, olive oil, flank steak

diced chicken, oil, roasted almonds, soya sauce, chopped celery, chopped broccoli, salt, pepper, sliced water chestnuts, cornstarch, onion, chopped, water (dilute the corn starch in the )

canola oil, fine sea salt, black pepper, paprika, cayenne pepper, fresh yucca root, lime , zest of

crushed pineapple , reserve liquid, sugar, strawberry jell-o gelatin dessert , the big guy, marshmallows , large, cottage cheese, small curd, cool whip or 1 cup cream, whipped

olive oil, red onion, red bell pepper, garlic cloves, milk, breadcrumbs, ground beef, ground pork sausage, oregano, red pepper flakes, egg, marinara sauce, hoagie rolls, mozzarella cheese, parmesan cheese

cider vinegar or distilled white vinegar, sugar, garlic cloves, minced (about 1 tbsp), salt, dried hot red pepper flakes (preferably thai)

chopped onion, garlic clove (minced ), low sodium chicken broth ((reduced fat ), potatoes (peeled and cubed ), chopped carrots, sliced green beans ((cut into 1-inch pieces), low-fat cream of mushroom soup (undiluted ), flour, chopped cooked chicken breasts ((about 3/4 lb.), chopped fresh parsley, dried basil and ground thyme, pepper, flour, baking powder, sage, salt, butter, skim milk

soy sauce, sugar, sake, garlic clove, minced, fresh ginger, minced, whole lemon , juice of, dry mustard, salmon fillet, about 2 lb

egg yolks, whole milk (1 cup plus 4 tbsp), sugar, whipping cream, cornstarch , dissolved in 4 tbsp water, vanilla, nutmeg, ground, whipping cream, poundcake (two days old) or 1 -2 small sponge cake (two days old), cream sherry (use a good 1), raspberry jam, frozen raspberries, thawed and drained (not traditional)

soba noodles, sesame oil, rice wine vinegar, soy sauce, hot chili oil, hoisin sauce, extra virgin olive oil, carrot, thinly sliced or julienned, celery ribs, thinly sliced or julienned, green onions , bottom 4 inches, thinly sliced, napa cabbage, thinly sliced, red bell pepper, thinly sliced or julienned, bok choy , julienned, bean sprouts (optional), fresh cilantro leaves, minced, sesame seeds, toasted, for garnish, unsalted peanuts, for garnish

vegetable oil, ginger, minced, roast pork, bok choy , julienned, hoisin sauce, rice wine, green onion , cut into 2 inch segments, egg noodles or 8 oz medium (cooked)

red pepper, diced small, yellow pepper, diced small, anaheim chili, diced small, halibut, sour cream, salsa verde (green salsa), cumin, cayenne, chili powder, cilantro, chopped

kosher salt, russet potatoes, washed, garlic salt, seasoning salt, fresh ground black pepper, sour cream, prepared horseradish, salt & freshly ground black pepper

double cut center-cut pork chops, bone in, apple cider vinegar, extra virgin olive oil, minced ginger, minced garlic, fresh lemon juice, salt, pepper, white wine, sliced yellow onion (1/4-inch), cored and sliced granny smith apples (1/4-inch), raisins, butter

ground chuck, diced tomatoes with juice, spicy vegetable juice , v-8 hot and spicy-type, granulated tomato bouillon with chicken flavor, white onions, chopped, chili powder, dried chipotle powder (or, 1 canned chipotle pepper with sauce), ground cumin, water, hot chili beans , with sauce, canned kidney beans, drained and rinsed, garlic sauce, cajun-type (or, taco sauce), canned mushrooms, drained, tomato paste, dried oregano, onion powder, instant minced onion, kosher salt, black pepper