169 diet eggs Recipes

pre-cooked canadian bacon, eggs, freshly grated parmesan cheese, black pepper

red onion, sliced thinly, asparagus, trimmed and cut into 2cm pieces, eggs, egg whites, low fat cottage cheese, baby rocket, lemon juice, baby capers, rinsed and drained

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

poultry , thigh meat bones & skin (whole carcass) or 2 1/4 lbs ground rabbit (whole carcass), boneless chicken (only if using rabbit) or 3/4 lb turkey, meat skin & fat (only if using rabbit), water (or, preferably , more if your cat will eat it with more water), eggs (use the yolk raw but lightly cook the white ), fish oil (a good source of essential fatty acids, note that this is increased from the original amount of 2,00), vitamin e (powdered e in capsules is the easiest to use), vitamin (b12 capsules or tablets), taurine (use powdered , either in capsules or loose), salt , for people living outside of the united states who cannot source morton lite with iodine, use 1 (with iodine (when using chicken but not when using rabbit (contains potassium and sodium, make sure ), liver

lettuce leaf, washed and well dried, scoop low fat cottage cheese, rye crisps (or triscuits or crackers of choice), hard-boiled egg, cut into wedges, fresh tomato, cut into wedges, cucumber, peeled, thinly sliced, green bell pepper, seeded and thinly sliced (or red bell pepper), fresh pineapple, diced, fresh peach, peeled and sliced, fresh papaya, peeled and sliced

whole egg, egg whites, pepper, salt (optional), low-fat ricotta cheese, low fat mozzarella, parmesan cheese (low fat or reduced sodium can be used), pepper, diced stewed tomatoes (sbd approved), parmesan cheese

extra virgin olive oil, scallions, trimmed and chopped (whites and 2-inch of green), egg whites, eggs, cold water, dried tarragon or 1/2 tsp fresh tarragon, finely chopped, salt, smoked salmon, thinly sliced, cut into 1/2-inch-wide pieces, tapenade (black olive, mufa)

sugar, canola oil mayonnaise, buttermilk, eggs, vanilla extract, whole wheat pastry flour, all-purpose flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, salt, maple syrup, egg whites, cream of tartar

raw rice (illegal, omit this if affected), chicken stock (this is scd safe gluten free ), olive oil, onion, finely chopped, parmesan cheese, eggs

part-skim ricotta cheese, fat free cream cheese, room temperature, sugar substitute, egg, egg white, fat-free half-and-half, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon

liquid egg substitute, eggs, nonfat milk, chopped scallions, chopped fresh thyme leaves, chopped parsley, ground black pepper, sea salt, asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces, water, crumbed reduced-fat goat cheese, chives, for garnish

marshmallows cut into pieces of enough minis to match, semi-sweet chocolate chips, butter, whole egg, icing sugar , sifted, vanilla, nut meats, flaked coconut

canola oil, red peppers, asparagus, deli ham (cut into 1/2 strips), egg noodles (cooked ), fat free chicken broth

cream of wheat, cooked, egg, soft boiled, cottage cheese, parsnip, butter, melted

swiss miss diet cocoa mix, light vanilla soymilk, divided, fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix, rum extract, cinnamon, ground nutmeg

almond flour (or coconut flour), sugar , alternative (i use stevia in the raw, 3 packets), unsweetened cocoa powder (bakers kind), egg, half-and-half (or milk), oil (i use melted coconut ) or 3 tbsp butter (i use melted coconut ), splash vanilla extract (make sure it has no sugar), coffee , mug

unsweetened chocolate squares (4 oz.), butter, sugar, all-purpose flour, beaten eggs, coffee liqueur, semisweet chocolate piece, chopped nuts (optional)

ground cinnamon, ground ginger, ground cumin, salt, chili powder, egg whites, unsalted roasted soybeans, roasted edamame, pecan pieces, walnut pieces, raw almonds