24904 christmas nut loaf Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

nuts (any ) or 1 cup seeds, soaked overnight, distilled water (recipe calls for pure water ), dates, celtic sea salt (optional)

nut butter (creamy peanut, almond, cashew, etc.), honey, shredded coconut (sweetened or unsweetened , your preference)

butter, softened, white sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ground ginger, pumpkin puree, semi-sweet chocolate chips, chopped walnuts, divided, sugar, heavy cream, ground nutmeg, ground cinnamon

light brown sugar , packed, butter, melted, ground cinnamon, frozen white bread dough, thawed, sugar, milk

christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, dried fruit, jose cuervo tequila

coarsely chopped brazil nuts or other nuts (walnuts, pecans or hazelnuts), pitted dates, coarsely chopped, halved maraschino cherries, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, eggs, vanilla extract

christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)

dry roasted peanuts, red and green candy-coated chocolate, chocolate covered peanuts, wheat nuts

dried cranberries, chopped pistachio nuts, cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, crumbled blue cheese, brie cheese, rind removed

caster sugar, corn oil, eggs, milk, salt, vanilla extract, courgettes, grated, self raising flour, bicarbonate of soda, ground ginger, pecan nuts, chopped, raisins

flour, sugar, teasp. baking powder, teasp. salt, whole pitted dates, chopped walnuts, brazil nuts, maraschino cherries, drained, eggs, beaten, teasp. vanilla

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmastide, by bessie trull law, while pines are bent with ice and snow, our firesides have a golden glow, reflected in the eyes that see, symbol of a christmas tree ., luscious cakes are baked and iced, fruit for stollens mixed and spiced, while stockings dangle side by side . . ., christmas stollen, place 4 cups flour, butter, tablesppon sugar and, salt in a bowl., mix as for pie crust., add 1 cup lukewarm milk and 1 cake of yeast which has been dissolved in a little warm water., add 3 beaten egg yolks ., let raise to double its bulk., in another bowl, place 2 cups of chopped candied fruit and nuts, and, flour ., mix until all fruit is covered with flour., add this to the raised dough, knead thoroughly and form into the desired shape.

handfuls sun-dried tomatoes (preferably whole ), fresh or dried fettuccine, skinless chicken breasts, white wine , to taste, oregano , to taste, chopped garlic, pepper , to taste, pine nuts, olive oil, green peppers, red peppers, eggplant chopped, combined basil , olive oil, pine nuts, parmesan cheese and garlic blended very well (i.e., pesto), green peas, cilantro, margarine, curry powder

bread cubes 1/2 loaf cubed, ham 3 cups cubed, cheddar cheese grated, eggs, milk, flour, dry mustard, green onions /w greens sliced, butter melted

pitted dates, chopped, candied pineapple, chopped, brazil nuts , coarsley chopped, almonds, lightly toasted (8 oz), flour, baking soda, cinnamon, salt, butter, room temperature (no subs!), sugar, eggs, vanilla