58280 christmas chocolate crunch Recipes

semisweet chocolate piece, sugar free chocolate syrup or 2 tbsp reduced calorie chocolate syrup, rice square cereal, whole all-bran cereal (whole bran cereal shreds), unsalted dry roasted peanuts

german sweet chocolate, chopped, light corn syrup, heavy whipping cream, divided, coarsely crushed cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies (about 12 cookies), chopped walntus, chopped walnuts and crushed cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies, optional

cinnamon toast crunch cereal, melted butter, corn syrup, pillsbury fudge brownie mix, vegetable oil, water, eggs, cinnamon, semi-sweet chocolate chips, cinnamon sugar

white chocolate, crunch peanut butter crunch cereal, rice krispies, dry roasted salted peanut, roasted salted cashews, white miniature marshmallow

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pretzels, doughnut-shaped oat cereal, crispy corn cereal squares, peanuts, candy-coated chocolates, white chocolate chips, oil

chocolate wafer cookie, whipping cream, sugar, shaved chocolate , for decoration

chocolate cake mix, eggs, butter, melted, water, vanilla ice cream, softened, heath toffee pieces, cool whip, softened

chocolate-flavor crisp rice cereal, margarine, reduced-fat peanut butter, marshmallows (use half 16-oz package), reduced-fat semisweet chocolate morsel

chocolate chex, brown sugar, butter or 6 tbsp margarine, light corn syrup, baking soda, white vanilla baking chips

chocolate chips, salted cashews, coarsely chopped, salted macadamia nut, coarsely chopped, butter, softened, sugar, light corn syrup

light corn syrup, heavy whipping cream, divided, german sweet chocolate, chopped, coarsely crushed cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies (about 12 cookies), chopped walnuts, chopped walnuts (optional), crushed cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies (optional)

fresh berries (blackberries, blueberries and/or raspberries), fresh strawberries, peanut butter sandwich cookies, zip-top bag, pressurized chocolate whipped cream, chocolate syrup

popped popcorn, corn chex, broken corn chips, butterscotch chips, dark chocolate confectionary coating

orange sections , about 6 oranges, orange juice, eggs, vanilla, almond extract, flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, baking soda, brown sugar, chopped walnuts, semi-sweet chocolate chips

oatmeal, butter, brown sugar , firmly packed, white sugar, eggs, vanilla, white flour, whole wheat flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, hersheys miniature semisweet chocolate chips, baker unsweetened chocolate (shave with a potato peeler), chopped pecans or 1 cup walnuts

pretzels, cheerios toasted oat cereal, corn chex, peanuts, m & s plain chocolate candy, white chocolate chips, oil

pretzel twists, cheerios toasted oat cereal, crispy toasted corn cereal, peanuts, m & s, white chocolate chips, oil