19147 what call this casserole Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

condensed cream of chicken soup, mayonnaise (i use low fat ), prepared mustard, worcestershire sauce, potato chips, crushed, almonds (i omit this), cooked chicken, cubed (i sometimes use leftover chicken or turkey), celery, diced (i omit this and use a little celery seed instead), onion, finely chopped, hard-boiled eggs, sliced, sharp cheddar cheese, shredded (this is my addition)

ground beef, catsup, water, vinegar, worcestershire sauce, sugar, hot sauce, sandwich buns

eggplant, tomatoes, green bell pepper, diced (i sometimes use 2 and add a yellow bell pepper), olive oil, garlic clove, finely minced , to taste, fresh ground black pepper, onion, sliced, salt, herbs, to taste (basil , chives, parsley, tarragon, oregano), sour cream, for garnish (don tsp forgo the garnish, it s what makes the dish!)

frozen hash brown potatoes or o brian potatoes-like i m using here, shredded cheddar cheese, diced, cooked ham or sausage or other meat of your choice, chopped onions, eggs, beaten or 1 cup of egg substitute which is what i use and it works great, evaporated milk-i m using the regular kind but you can use lower fat versions if you like ., ground black pepper, salt, in place of the black pepper and the salt add about 1/2 tsp of emerille la gasse s, original essence-i found mine at sam s club in a massive container and it was the same price as the smaller ones, if you like a more snappy flavor to your egg dishes which i like add, ortega mild green chilies, diced, top with: pace salsa or any other salsa you happen to like. another good 1 is trader joe s garlic salsagreat flavor and 1 of dozens they make

frozen southern style hash brown potatoes, onion, chopped fine, aunt jane s krazy mixed up salt, to taste (avail. at janeskrazy.com ) or mccormick s season-all salt, melted butter (or margarine), colby cheese (i love cheese-but in this case, more is not necessarily better) or 1 1/2-2 cups cheddar cheese, shredded (i love cheese-but in this case, more is not necessarily better), cream of chicken soup (sometimes i substitute cream of mushroom or cream of celery soups)

taco chips (make sure to use mexican cornflour crisps, also called tortilla crisps), hot tomato sauce (or any other tomato sauce you like), sweet corn, red kidney beans (chili-flavoured ones go great with it), carrots, onion, green chilies, grated cheese

certified angus beef eye round, fresh (original recipe calls for any type of roasting beef), garlic salt, dehydrated onion, garlic powder, black pepper, white pepper (optional), paprika, peas and carrots (original recipe calls for fresh carrots and ), black beans, tomato sauce or 1/2 cup tomato paste, salsa, marsala wine, vegetable broth (your choice ) or 1 (14 oz) can beef broth (your choice), burgundy wine, potatoes (if you like , you can use either, see instructions below) or 5 -6 small red (if you like , you can use either, see instructions below)

lentils (calls for 1 lb ground beef in the cookbook), sea salt, pepper, ground nutmeg, ground ginger, cornstarch (or potato flour), plain unsweetened soymilk (approx, see directions ), plain unsweetened soymilk, cornstarch (originally called for flour but is better for this imo), salt and pepper, to taste, onions, finely chopped

sirloin, cut into 1-inch cubes, salt, ground black pepper, vegetable oil, garlic cloves, minced, onion, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, english muffins , torn into 1-inch pieces, monterey jack cheese, shredded (calls for monterey jack-colby cheese blend), sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, eggs, half-and-half, whole milk, fresh oregano (optional)

low-carb elbow macaroni (recommend dreamfields pasta), salt, extra virgin olive oil, divided, beef hot dogs (can use tofu pups to make this vegetarian) or 1 (12 oz) package pork hot dogs, chopped into 1-inch pieces (can use tofu pups to make this vegetarian), butter, onion, finely chopped, low carb beer , 1/3 of a bottle whatever you have on hand, milk, pepper, spicy mustard, ketchup, yellow sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, divided (buy preshredded cheese. you will need 1 1/2 sacks of 10-oz packages.)

turkey, leftovers is perfect for this , you can substitute chicken for this as well (shredded or chopped), milk, butter, flour, sherry wine, fresh parsley, chopped fine, salt and pepper, italian seasoned breadcrumbs, asparagus , roasted (just remove the tough ends and cut in 3-inch pieces), olive oil, kosher salt, pepper, wild rice , already cooked (1 box uncle bens or similar), toasted sliced almonds

water, grits, uncooked, cheddar cheese (longhorn), green chilies, drained (1 can diced ), eggs, beaten, butter, softened, salt (savory, i used seasoned), garlic cloves, minced (2-3 cloves), tabasco sauce, worcestershire sauce, paprika, salt (recipe calls for to taste ), pepper (recipe calls for to taste ), corn flakes, crushed, butter, melted

breakfast sausage (just use the small pork s for this, or use any kind of sausage!), flour, full-fat milk or 3 cups half-and-half, grated parmesan cheese (optional), frozen shredded hash browns, green onions, chopped (or to taste), grated cheddar cheese (or to taste), salt and pepper

pasteurized cheese spread, melted, low-fat milk, potatoes, diced (2-4 potatoes), ham, diced (2 cups), frozen cauliflower, frozen mixed vegetables, thawed (pre-mixed or what you have on hand, i like a mix of corn, spinach, and artichoke hearts), onion, chopped, sea salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, low-fat cheddar cheese or 1 cup swiss cheese or 1 cup monterey jack cheese, shredded, cracker crumb

pasta , of your choice, cream of celery soup (please do not use cream of mushroom , use only. cream of mushroom is soo y), mayonnaise (fresh is best , see my recipe for fresh mayonnaise , i know, i m very picky about my ingredients ), evaporated milk, cheddar cheese, divided, chopped celery, onion, finely chopped, fresh mushrooms, drained (optional), black pepper, tuna, frozen peas and carrot (please don tsp use canned veggies, they have no nutritional value at all. canned veggies were only mad), white pepper (this is optional, but it really makes this spectacular, if you add this, whoever eats this will thin)

boiled grated potatoes, eggs, beaten, cooked meat, chopped onions or 1/2 cup bell peppers or 1/2 cup mushroom, etc.combine, grated cheddar cheese (it s what you like) or 1 cup monterey jack cheese, etc. (it s what you like), peppered country cream gravy (optional)

i love fresh sweet potatoes but for this i use bruces canned., this is all by how you like it, big can or cans of sweet potatoes (how much you need), several small cans of apple pie filling or large jar of apple pie filling