18773 vegetarian christmas not Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Meatloaf with Vegetables
    vegetarian ground beef (e.g., gimme lean tm ) and
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    vegetarian ground beef (e.g., gimme lean tm ), vegetarian burger crumbles, onion, chopped, eggs, beaten, vegetarian worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, ground sage, garlic powder, prepared mustard, vegetable oil, bread, cubed, milk, tomato sauce, carrots , cut into 1 inch pieces, potatoes, cubed
    1 hour 50 min, 17 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Sausage and Gravy
    vegetarian sausages (i prefer gimme lean sausage), butter and
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    vegetarian sausages (i prefer gimme lean sausage), butter, chopped onion, whole wheat flour, milk, black pepper, cayenne pepper, vegetarian worcestershire sauce
    35 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Tortilla Dog
    vegetarian hot dog, flour tortilla, margarine and
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    vegetarian hot dog, flour tortilla, margarine, american cheese
    7 min, 4 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Faux Chicken Patties
    vegetarian fried chicken (e.g., frichik ), celery, onion and
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    vegetarian fried chicken (e.g., frichik ), celery, onion, green bell pepper, eggs, beaten, dry bread stuffing mix, salt and pepper to taste, olive oil
    35 min, 8 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Tex Mex Bean Burritos
    vegetarian baked beans , in tomato sauce, chili powder and
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    vegetarian baked beans , in tomato sauce, chili powder, oregano, cumin, flour tortillas, part-skim mozzarella cheese, shredded (approx amount), low-fat cheddar cheese, shredded (approx amount), salsa (approx amount), pepper, chopped (optional), nonfat sour cream (optional)
    25 min, 10 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Polenta Casserole
    vegetarian ground beef , yves veggie cuisine and
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    vegetarian ground beef , yves veggie cuisine, pinto beans, drained and rinsed, garlic, cumin seed, chopped onion, garlic, minced, red pepper, chopped, shredded green cabbage, ground cumin, oregano, organic tomato sauce, water, polenta, boiling water, parmesan cheese, shredded
    25 min, 16 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Christmas Not-Nut-Roast (Make Ahead) Vegetarian Christmas Not-Nut-Roast (Make Ahead)
    olive oil, green pepper, very finely chopped and
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    olive oil, green pepper, very finely chopped, leek, very finely chopped, carrot, very finely chopped, onion, very finely chopped, celery rib, very finely chopped, mushrooms, very finely diced, egg, lightly beaten, sharp cheddar cheese, grated, dried breadcrumbs
    1 hour 1 min, 10 ingredients
  • Vegetarian (Or Not) Black Bean Soup #1 Vegetarian (Or Not) Black Bean Soup #1
    black beans, tomatoes, diced small and not drained and
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    black beans, tomatoes, diced small and not drained, cheap beer (it can be any kind, non-alcoholic, or club soda if you are stongly opposed to cooking with alcohol.), brown rice (if vegetarian ) or 1/2 cup barley (if vegetarian), ground round (obviously if non-veg ), diced celery, chopped carrot, parsnip, finely chopped (if vegetarian ), olive oil (if vegetarian ), onion, chopped, garlic cloves, finely minced, bay leaf, any kind hot pepper (optional), knorr vegetable bouillon cubes or 1 beef bouillon cube, black pepper
    40 min, 15 ingredients
  • Vegetarian (Or Not) Black Bean Soup #2 Vegetarian (Or Not) Black Bean Soup #2
    dried black beans, tomatoes, diced small and not drained and
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    dried black beans, tomatoes, diced small and not drained, beer (it can be any kind, non-alcoholic, or club soda if you are stongly opposed to cooking with alcohol.), brown rice (if vegetarian ) or 1/2 cup barley (if vegetarian), ground round (obviously if non-veg ), diced celery, chopped carrot, parsnip, finely chopped (if vegetarian ), olive oil (if vegetarian ), onion, chopped, garlic cloves, finely minced, bay leaf, any kind hot pepper (optional), knorr vegetable bouillon cubes or 1 beef bouillon cube, black pepper
    2 hour 10 min, 15 ingredients
  • Vegetarian (Or Not) Sausage and Sweet Potatoes Vegetarian (Or Not) Sausage and Sweet Potatoes
    boca vegetarian italian sausages (or aprox 10oz regular s... and
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    boca vegetarian italian sausages (or aprox 10oz regular sausage), sweet potatoes (aprox 4 cups when sliced after cooking), apples, brown sugar, flour, cinnamon, salt, water
    55 min, 9 ingredients
  • Not so Spicy Bean Enchiladas Not so Spicy Bean Enchiladas
    vegetarian baked beans, tomato, chopped, mild chili powder and
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    vegetarian baked beans, tomato, chopped, mild chili powder, tortillas, cheddar cheese, grated
    30 min, 5 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Veggie Meatloaf Vegetarian Veggie Meatloaf
    vegetarian ground beef, vegetarian veggie crumbles and
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    vegetarian ground beef, vegetarian veggie crumbles, onion, chopped, eggs, beaten, worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper, ground sage, garlic powder, prepared mustard, vegetable oil, bread, cubed, milk, tomato sauce, carrots , cut into 1 inch pieces, potatoes, cubed
    21 min, 17 ingredients
  • Vegetarian   Beef  Stew Vegetarian Beef Stew
    vegetarian beef strips (2 package of yves or equivalent o... and
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    vegetarian beef strips (2 package of yves or equivalent of another brand), vegetarian beef stock cube, potatoes (cubed, peel if desired), carrot (chopped ), celery (chopped ), fresh tomato (coarsely chopped ), dried shiitake mushroom (obviously you can tsp measure dried ones accurately, filled to 2 cups on my measuring cup), zucchini (chopped ), onion (chopped ), green bell pepper, whole bay leaf, oregano, basil, thyme, rosemary, dill, salt and pepper
    1 hour 5 min, 17 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Beef Casserole Vegetarian Beef Casserole
    vegetarian sausage, kidney beans, onion, carrots, zucchini and
    10 More
    vegetarian sausage, kidney beans, onion, carrots, zucchini, sliced mushrooms, celery, canned tomatoes, beef bouillon powder, curry powder, cinnamon, smoked paprika, thyme, pepper, water
    15 ingredients




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