30360 vegan christmas cookies Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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vegan margarine, sugar, cocoa powder, ground flax seeds and12 Morevegan margarine, sugar, cocoa powder, ground flax seeds, water, walnuts, finely chopped, unsweetened coconut, flaked, vegan graham cracker crust, vegan margarine, soymilk, cornstarch, vanilla extract, turmeric, powdered icing sugar, vegan margarine, unsweetened chocolate squares2 hour 30 min, 16 ingredients
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vegan mayonnaise (such as follow your heart veganaise) and9 Morevegan mayonnaise (such as follow your heart veganaise), water , or as needed, agave nectar, or more to taste, white apple cider vinegar, chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, ground cumin, lime juice, cayenne pepper10 min, 10 ingredients
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Vegan Elvis School Days Cookiesvegan margarine, unrefined sugar, vanilla extract , plus and2 Morevegan margarine, unrefined sugar, vanilla extract , plus, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour45 min, 5 ingredients
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Quintique's Strictly Vegan Oatmeal Cookies/Bars (Egg-Lesss)baking powder, baking soda, sea salt, quick oats and13 Morebaking powder, baking soda, sea salt, quick oats, whole wheat pastry flour, natural cane sugar (to desired sweetness), nutmeg, earth balance natural buttery spread or 1/2 cup any vegan butter, vanilla flavoring, almond extract, water, soymilk, lemon juice, extra virgin olive oil or 1 tbsp any available oil, pecans (any nut desirable) (optional), raisins (add to desired preference) (optional), craisins (add to desired preference) (optional)25 min, 17 ingredients
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Vegan Marinated Tofu Wraps W/Chipotle Mayovegan mayonnaise, vegan sour cream and15 Morevegan mayonnaise, vegan sour cream, chipotle chiles in adobo, dried oregano, firm tofu , sliced into 6 long slabs and drained, water, tamari, garlic powder, smoked paprika (smoked spanish), ground cumin, lettuce leaves, tomatoes, small, sliced, cucumber, sliced, red onion ring, alfalfa sprouts , packed, carrot, grated, whole wheat tortillas24 hour 40 min, 17 ingredients
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Vegan Peach Cobbler (Made With Rice Flour)vegan butter, rice flour, stevia powder, baking powder and13 Morevegan butter, rice flour, stevia powder, baking powder, xanthan gum, salt, nutmeg, ener-g egg substitute, mixed in, water, rice milk, vanilla, unsweetened sliced peaches, lemon juice, cinnamon, stevia powder, salt, vegan butter45 min, 17 ingredients
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Vegan Tofurkey Club Wraps W/Ranch Dressingvegan mayonnaise, soymilk, green onions, sliced and14 Morevegan mayonnaise, soymilk, green onions, sliced, chives, chopped, dried parsley, garlic cloves, crushed, salt, black pepper, whole wheat tortillas, lettuce leaves, baby spinach leaves, cucumber, sliced, tomatoes, small and ripe, sliced, red onion, sliced, alfalfa sprout, lightlife turkey slices (tofurkey is preferred), vegan bacon20 min, 17 ingredients
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Vegan BLT Dipvegan mayonnaise (e.g. vegenaise) and4 Morevegan mayonnaise (e.g. vegenaise), vegan sour cream (e.g. tofutti better than sour cream), green onions, sliced, tomatoes, diced, bacos bacon bits5 min, 5 ingredients
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Vegan Spiced Pumpkin Cheesecakevegan cream cheese, room temperature (two and a half 8 oz... and8 Morevegan cream cheese, room temperature (two and a half 8 oz. tubs), vegan sour cream (half of a 12 oz. tub), pumpkin (or two cups of roasted, peeled, and sliced ), unrefined sugar, vanilla extract, arrowroot or 3 1/2 tsp cornstarch, ground cinnamon, ground ginger1 hour 10 min, 9 ingredients
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Vegan Lemon Cupcakes with Fresh Berry Filling and Lemon Buttercreamvegan margarine, melted, organic cane sugar, applesauce and14 Morevegan margarine, melted, organic cane sugar, applesauce, soy milk, vanilla extract, fresh lemon zest, organic, unbleached white flour, baking powder, salt, chopped raspberries, chopped strawberries, organic cane sugar, fresh lemon zest, organic vegetable shortening, vegan margarine, powdered sugar, lemon zest1 hour , 17 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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