13608 tips for making good fruitcake Recipes

bison* tri-tip or beef tri-tip, 1 1/2 to 1 3/4 in. thick and about 2 lbs., trimmed of fat, olive oil, juice of 1/2 lemon, granulated garlic or garlic powder, freshly cracked pepper, sea salt

butternut squash, peeled, cubed, chicken stock, good quality, sweet onions, chopped, bay leaf , fresh if possible, nutmeg, freshly grated, sea salt, fine black pepper, freshly ground, thick plain greek yogurt, nutmeg, freshly grated

potatoes, cubed (i just use good ol russets, and i don tsp peel them), malt vinegar (i was taught this using red wine vinegar, but since discovering malt, this is the 1 i use, eggs, hard boiled and chopped, vidalia onion, diced (i use a lil less if i have to use a different onion variety, stalks celery, chopped, dill pickle relish, mayonnaise , no subs, yellow mustard, kosher or sea salt and fresh ground pepper

quality chicken stock (either your own, or a good brand, purchased), cornstarch, green onions, sliced, grated ginger (i actually use crystallized ginger for this), soy sauce(yes, i really just use a dash, because i don tsp care for soy sauce.., worcestershire sauce, fresh ground pepper, largeish crimini mushrooms, shaved (i use my cheese grater, the slicing option), eggs (i don tsp like a lot of egg, and i like it really dispersed, so that s how this will be written), fried wonton strips, optional

chopped pecans (12 oz), golden raisins (8 oz), all-purpose flour (used to dust fruit), chopped mixed candied fruit (fruitcake mix kind), all-purpose flour (6.37 oz), baking powder, salt, butter, softened (8 oz), granulated sugar (7 oz), eggs, orange juice, fresh lemon juice, bourbon (first seasoning step), bourbon (2-3 week seasoning steps), candied cherry, cut in half (optional), pecan halves (optional)

buttermilk, canola oil, eggs, brown sugar, vanilla extract, wheat bran, rolled oats, whole wheat flour, cinnamon, salt, baking powder, candied orange peel (fruitcake mixes)

go to the crafts store., purchase 1 or more bags of dried fruit, some plaster of paris, brown paint and a disposable cake pan., go home ., unwrap the dried fruit , carefully folding the wrapper inside-out and placing it at the bottom of your trash can. better yet, send it through your personal paper shredder and use it for insulation in the attic., mix the plaster of paris with water and pour into the disposable cake pan. place dried fruit on top, gently pushing in so it looks baked in the batter. let dry., take your fruitcake out of the disposable cake pan ., cover the top, bottom and sides with brown paint, avoiding the fruit., wrap your fruitcake in festive , colored saran wrap and finish with a bow. i like using red wrap because it gives a warm glow to the fruitcake., give your fruitcake to someone you want to impress. when they lift it, they ll say, wow! you must have made a really rich fruitcake! don tsp forget to smile and say, oh, its paris-style fruitcake., worry about someone trying to eat your fruitcake. nobody actually eats fruitcake... that s just a rumor. just so you know, the dried fruit won go bad because it has the same preservatives as twinkies, which have a shelf-life of about 237 years.

ground meat (good quality but not too lean), egg, worcestershire sauce, olive oil, sweeted onion, chopped, pepper, salt

romaine lettuce , torn into bite size pieces and chilled, green leaf lettuce , torn into bite size pieces and chilled, blue cheese or 1/4 cup feta cheese, crumbles, bacon piece (make sure is cooked crispy), candied pecan pieces (candied almonds would be good also), radish, cut up into small pieces, apple , cut into slices to lay in a circle after you have mixed the other ingredients, mayonnaise, sugar (more or less to your liking), milk (more or less for desired consistency)

greek yogurt (i got mine in a health food store), cucumber (shredded ), onion (shredded ), minced garlic (i use jarred ), sugar , do not make too sweet (or i use 1/2 packet of splenda), salt (to taste)

guanciale , may substitute pancetta or good bacon, dry spaghetti, grated parmigiano-reggiano, eggs, separated, freshly ground black pepper

guanciale , may substitute pancetta or good bacon, dry spaghetti, grated parmigiano-reggiano, eggs, separated, freshly ground black pepper

never underestimate the strength and courage of a woman that is really mad at you., this sturdy woman on may 8,1492,not just badly defeated but completely routed the english forces under sir john talbat from the fortress dominating orleans., sir talbot had stated not once but many times that this fortress was absolutely impregnable ,on that eventful day it is said that joan s only food was a peice of bread spread with pate de foie gras made for her by her army cook jean baptiste patrie., altou this was in all probability made with goose liver and wild truffles,you can make this with, good liver sausage ,cut open and place the contents in a bowl., buy a can of stems and pieces of mushrooms,open and drain., now take enough of the mushroom pieces to equal the bulk of the liver sausage., run the pieces through a meat grinder,or chop up fine ., then mix will with liver sausage and spread on crackers or bread., maybe you will feel victorious like she must have on that day ,but remember, in retrospect ,i guess they took revenge and you could say,they had a marshmallow roast at her expense.

dry stuff ., whole wheat flour. hold out about 3 tbsp to adjust batter., wheat or oat bran., graham cracker & enough instant oats to make 1/2 cup when ground fine., salt ., cinnamon. > feel free to adjust to taste., nutmeg. > feel free to adjust to taste., baking powder ., baking soda ., milk , soured with the juice of 1 sour orange. or 2 tbsp lemon juice instead of the sour orange juice. but sour orange is much better tasting in this recipe, wet stuff, & all the other stuff that gets mixed with the wet stuff., sour cream ., apple sauce ., eggs ., butter ., dark brown sugar ., vanilla ., splenda. > more if you like them sweeter! splenda is the only artificial sweetener that will work here. the other stuff won tsp stand up to the heat. the other factor is; splenda is mostly maltodextrin, which is hygroscopic. it keeps the muffins moist and provides the texture that a cup of sugar would normally take care of., zest of the sour orange . or 1/2 a lemon, if you re using lemon instead of sour orange. but if you re not using sour orange, you are really missing out on flavor., diced apples .

chicken wings, cut off the tip part & discard or 5 lbs sirloin steaks, tips, low sodium soy sauce, olive oil, garlic, mashed, garlic salt, lemon juice

caramelized red onion, butter, olive oil, red onions, halved, thinly sliced (about 4 medium), balsamic vinegar, coarse kosher salt, ground black pepper, chopped fresh chives, tri-tip steak, garlic powder, salt, ground black pepper, beef loin tri-tip roast , trimmed of all but 1/4 inch of fat, olive oil, olive oil, garlic clove, minced, ground cumin, ground chipotle chile black pepper, dry red wine, ketchup, apple cider vinegar, soy sauce, liquid smoke

butter, onion, sliced, garlic cloves, finely chopped, dry mustard, brown sugar, instant coffee, hot pepper sauce, tomato sauce, cider vinegar, salt and pepper, almonds, toasted, olive oil, toasted sesame oil, lemon juice, mustard seeds, celery seed, head red cabbage, thinly sliced, ripe tomatoes, diced, ears fresh corn , cut from the cob, scallions, thinly sliced, salt and pepper, tri-tip roast or 2 -3 lbs sirloin tip roast, ground black pepper, oregano, ground cumin, celery salt, garlic powder, paprika, seeded hamburger buns

french bread, approximately 3/4 stick) butter, olive oil, tri-tip beef, cut into 2-oz portions, mayonnaise, egg yolks, crab boil seasoning (recommended : old bay), asparagus tips, blanched, lump crabmeat