168 student faux Recipes

chickpeas, rinsed and drained, onion, finely diced, celery ribs, finely diced, honey mustard, vegan mayonnaise (i like earth balance the best), salt and pepper

granny smith apples, peeled and cored, lemon juice , could also use brandy if desired, all-purpose flour, oatmeal, brown sugar, cinnamon, salt, butter, softened, pecans , may use other favorite nut

beef-flavored ramen noodles, lime , juice of, sugar, fish sauce (nam pla), red pepper flakes, flank steak, sliced thin, bean sprouts, chopped mixed herbs (basil, cilantro, mint, etc)

vanilla meringues , 2-inchx3-inch in size (2 tubs trader joe s), kraft marshmallow creme, heavy cream, vanilla extract, powdered sugar , sifted, fresh strawberries , and or 2 quarts raspberries, fresh blueberries or 1 quart blackberry, kiwi fruits, bananas, sliced peaches, passion fruit pulp or mango puree

refrigerated breadstick dough, sugar, seedless strawberry jam

edamame (i used frozen), frozen corn, no-salt-added diced tomatoes, drained, dried parsley, dried oregano, garlic powder (or to taste), ms. dash garlic and herb seasoning mix, sweet paprika, salt, ground flax seeds (just for added nutrition, definitely optional), water, whole wheat couscous, vegetable bouillon cube (i used celifibr brand from the health food store, it has no msg, as many do. also is is lower in sod), extra virgin olive oil, marsala wine, sweet paprika, oregano, shredded parmesan cheese (optional)

soft tofu, marinara sauce (your choice ), rotelle pasta, frozen peas, basil, oregano, red pepper flakes, shredded parmesan cheese

granulated sugar, maple flavoring (mapleine or other maple flavored extract)

lean ground beef, ground sausage (i use bob evans breakfast sausage), seasoned bread crumbs, cooked white rice, garlic powder, onion flakes, tomato sauce, heads cabbage, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, salt

chicken breast halves, bone in, skin on, italian dressing, worchestershire sauce, beer, garlic salt, olive oil

food cake mix, shortening, eggs, vanilla extract, cream cheese, butter, sugar, vanilla extract

coarsely grated zucchini, salt, breadcrumbs, egg, beaten, old bay seasoning, dijon mustard, mayonnaise or 1 tbsp plain yogurt, lemon , juice of, chopped fresh parsley, vegetable oil, for frying

eggs, sugar, butter (melted and cooled ), light corn syrup, vanilla, pretzels (crushed ), butter, melted, sugar, deep dish pie shell, unbaked

whole oranges, whole lemons, whole limes, grenadine, maraschino cherry syrup, granulated sugar, ice, sprite carbonated lemon-lime beverage, maraschino cherries

bacon, diced, stalks celery, sliced (1 1/2 cups), onion, sliced (1 cup), green pepper, chopped (1 1/2 cups), garlic, minced, chicken broth, diced tomatoes, worcestershire sauce, kosher salt, dried thyme leaves, raw large shrimp, peeled and cleaned, crabmeat (fresh or frozen ), frozen okra, thawed and sliced crosswise into 1/2 inch pieces

vegetable oil, for frying, tuna fish, egg, beaten, diced green onions, mayonnaise, bread crumbs, lemon juice , optional

cake, cardboard french fry container (ask politely and you shall receive), raspberry ketchup , recipe follows, frozen raspberries, thawed , or 2 cups fresh raspberries, empty ketchup squeeze bottle