49 soft outs Recipes

whole chickens (or a small turkey), margarine (use hard stick only not soft tub), oil, liquid honey, lime juice (use only, not lemon juice), garlic powder, paprika, seasoned salt (more for inside of cavity), black pepper, whole lemon (optional but good to use )

ground chicken, white onion, diced, roasted red pepper, strips chopped (from a jar), garlic clove, minced, green pepper, diced small, vegetables or 1/2 tsp olive oil, cornstarch, ground red pepper, smoked paprika, cumin, salt (or less to taste), tabasco sauce (leave out if you don tsp like spicy food), cold water (or chicken broth if you have it), fresh organic guacamole, head lettuce, shredded, fresh ripe tomato, diced, shredded cheese, green onions, chopped

dried italian-style bread crumbs, garlic clove, minced, grated pecorino romano, grated provolone, chopped fresh italian parsley leaves, olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, flank steak, dry white wine, simple tomato sauce , recipe follows, or store-bought marinara sauce, extra-virgin olive oil, onion, chopped, garlic, chopped, stalk celery, chopped, carrot, chopped, crushed tomatoes, basil leaves, dried bay leaves, sea salt and freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter , optional, in a large casserole pot , heat oil over medium-high heat. add onion and garlic and saute until soft and translucent, about 2 minutes. add celery and carrot and season with salt and pepper. saute until all the vegetables are soft, about 5 minutes. add tomatoes, basil, and bay leaves and reduce the heat to low. cover the pot and simmer for 1 hour or until thick. remove bay leaves and taste for seasoning. if sauce tastes too acidic, add unsalted butter, 1 tbsp at a time, to round out the flavor., pour half the tomato sauce into the bowl of a food processor. process until smooth. continue with remaining tomato sauce., if not using all the sauce , allow it to cool completely and then pour 1 to 2 cup portions into plastic freezer bags. freeze for up to 6 months., prep time : 15 minutes, cook time : 1 hour, 10 minutes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

italian tuna in olive oil or 2 (6 oz) cans tuna in water, well drained, water-packed artichoke hearts, drained and chopped, pitted calamata black olives, chopped, soft sun-dried tomato, thinly sliced, red onion, sliced, garlic clove, finely chopped, celery ribs, with greens attached from the heart of the bunch chopped, roasted red peppers, drained and chopped, flat leaf parsley, chopped, fresh basil leaf, lemon , juice and zest of, extra virgin olive oil, for drizzling, coarse salt & freshly ground black pepper, crusty italian bread , split lengthwise and hollowed out

red potatoes (key ingredient for this, as they are much moister than russets), each wrapped in foil and baked until done (400 degrees for about 1 hour, just until soft when gently squeezed). when done, remove from foil and let them set out to cool down enough to handle, or make them ahead of time and keep in refrigerator (once cooled) until ready to use., smoked ham, cubed into bite size pieces (ask the deli to slice a 3/4 slice of smoked ham if you don tsp have any ham leftovers to use - be sure to use smoked, not honey, ham), tb butter, tb flour, teapsoon garlic powder (don tsp use garlic salt since there s plenty of salt in the ham and butter - you can mince a couple fresh garlic cloves, if you prefer), crazy mixed-up salt (about 1 tsp), pepper (about 1/2 tsp), half-and-half (gives you a richer sauce than milk), grated gruyere cheese, grated velvetta cheese, some thin butter slivers for topping

all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, salt, fresh ground black pepper (must be freshly ground or forget it!), cayenne pepper (no more than 1/8 tsp! ), butter (soft , cut into 1 tbsp amounts to easily work into the dough), buttermilk (do not use soured milk ! it will not turn out the same!!!!! i have access to gourmet but), extra-sharp cheddar cheese (cut into tiny cubes the size of garden peas. the recipe sifter does not recognize this brand, but th), chives , snipped into tiny pieces (i ended up wanting to use the entire plastic package of , which equalled about 3/4 cup lightly), heavy cream (half and half, whipping cream(for spreading on top of the biscuits before they go into the oven)

lentils , stones picked out and boiled till soft, yellow onion, chopped, cilantro, washed well and chopped, tomato, coconut milk, tomato sauce (medium size), curry powder, turmeric, ginger (fresh or ground ), cumin, cayenne, salt

skinned flounder fillets, each about 1/8-inch thick (5-6 oz. each), strained fresh lemon juice, salt, butter, softened, lean bacon , slices, flour, dill seed, ground nutmeg, fresh ground black pepper, freshly grated gouda cheese, soft fresh breadcrumb (made from homemade-type white bread, pulverized in a blender or finely shredded with a fork), grated blanched almond (pulverized in a blender or with a nut grinder), chilled butter , cut into tiny bits

cooked squash, drained , with all the water squeezed out (i saute zucchini and yellow squash til soft and broken down; then wrap in a towel and squeeze out water), onion, butter, ritz crackers (plusmore for topping), sour cream, garlic powder, salt, black pepper , to taste, grated sharp cheddar

salmon fillets or steaks, soy sauce, sake or dry white wine, mirin, sugar, chopped green onion, chopped fresh ginger, lemon, thinly sliced, olive oil, baby bok choy, washed and cut diagonally, shelled, blanched fresh soy beans (either fresh or frozen) also called edamame, washed fresh pea shoots or pea leaves, garlic chicken stock , recipe follows, sea salt, hot pepper sesame oil, toasted sesame seeds and fresh daikon radish or onion sprouts, as garnish, roast garlic: slice off the top quarter or so of 2 heads of garlic to expose the cloves. drizzle with a little olive oil and season with salt and pepper. loosely but completely wrap each head in a piece of foil and roast in a preheated 400 degree oven until garlic is very soft and lightly browned, about 30 minutes. squeeze out and mash as much as you can from garlic heads. stir garlic into 1-quart chicken stock and simmer for a few minutes to develop the flavor.

baking potatoes , like russets, from idaho, peeled, sliced, into 12 pieces about 1/2-inch thick, punched out with round cookie cutter, smallish purple baking potatoes from idaho, peeled, sliced, into 12 pieces about 1/2-inch thick , punched out with oval cookie cutter, tiny red new potatoes from idaho, left whole, olive oil, for light coating, extra virgin olive oil, red wine vinegar, capers, picked thyme leaves, garlic, crushed, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, vine-ripened yellow tomatoes, extra virgin olive oil, red wine vinegar, fresh garlic, salt, red pear tomatoes, halved, yellow grape tomatoes, halved, mixed red and yellow currant tomatoes or small cherry tomatoes, basil chiffonade, soft fresh goat cheese, basil oil*, for garnish, basil sprigs, for garnish

drained and rinsed chickpeas, italian herbs, lemon juice, feta or some kind of soft cheese, garlic, salt and pepper, olive oil (or some water to smooth it out if thick)

whole milk, half-and-half, banana, soft fruit (apricots, peaches, pears, etc.), safflower oil, honey ((for babies over 12 months), tofu (for protein, you can leave this out if you want), whole milk vanilla yogurt (or his favorite fruit flavor), pudding , vanilla flavor, made with whole milk (i use homemade that i make with half and half and alot of sugar, for extra calories), pureed carrots (this adds good vitamins) or 1/4 cup squash (this adds good vitamins), vanilla, cinnamon

pork sausage meat - out of casings, diced celery, chopped onion, soft bread cubes, light seedless raisins, chopped fresh parsley, tbps worchestershire sauce, salt, eggs, lightly beaten

butter for greasing, ready-made sponge flan case, orange liqueur, caster sugar, oranges , zest of both and juice of 1 orange, cornflour, half lb full-fat soft cream cheese, eggs, vanilla pod, seeds scraped out, double cream, plus extra to serve, dark chocolate pieces

margarine, at room temperature, sugar, egg, presifted all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, rome beauty apple (came out very soft and juicy using macintosh apple; excellent), chopped walnuts, vanilla extract

unsalted butter, softened at room temperature, sugar, vanilla bean , halved lengthwise, soft insides scraped out, salt, all-purpose flour, apricot , raspberry, or another jam of your choice