30 screaming zonkers Recipes

vodka, irish cream, coffee liqueur, almond liqueur (i like disaronno)

cream cheese room temperature, jalapenos, smoked bacon, chopped sundried tomatoes, diced cloves of garlic, chopped fresh basil as desired, salt, toothpicks

toothpicks, cream cheese, room temperature, garlic, minced, chopped sun-dried tomatoes (not oil-packed), chopped fresh basil leaves , or amount to taste, salt, fresh jalapeno peppers, sliced bacon

mayonnaise, dijon mustard, scallion , including green top chopped, lemon juice, chopped dilled gherkins, chopped capers, chopped fresh parsley, salt, fresh ground black pepper

potato & cheese pierogies, cooked, your favoite smoked spicy sausage, cut in bite size pieces or make it meatless, raw cauliflower or 3/4 cup broccoli, raw carrot, sliced, raw mushrooms, sliced or 1 (1 oz) can drained sliced mushrooms, sweet onion, chopped, hot sauce, to taste (i use denzil s peaches & scream), condensed tomato soup or 1 (10 oz) can tomato noodle soup, salt , to taste, pepper, shredded cheddar cheese

frozen orange juice concentrate, unsweetened, skim milk, vanilla, ice cubes

fiddle faddle (butter toffee with almonds), granulated sugar, brown sugar, butter, corn syrup, water, salt, vanilla, plain or natural-flavored microwave popcorn, roasted almonds (i like pecans), zonkers, granulated sugar, butter, corn syrup, water, salt, vanilla, butter-flavored microwave popcorn

warm (not boiling... but hot enough that you can immerse your hand in it without screaming) or 1 1/3 cups hot water (not boiling... but hot enough that you can immerse your hand in it without screaming), instant granulated yeast, raw sugar, ... this is completely optional (or 1-2 tbsp of honey, it just makes it slightly sweet), salt, white flour, wholemeal flour (this is arbitrary, you can use all white bread or all wholemeal bread... the outcome of the bread is)

garlic-flavored olive oil, butter, sea scallops, dried well, onion powder, sea salt and cracked black pepper to taste, dry vermouth, capers, drained, red pepper flakes (optional)

orange juice, water, vodka, egg white, vanilla extract, sugar, ice

cream cheese, heavy cream or milk, lump crabmeat, freshly chopped chives, prepared horseradish, salt and freshly ground black pepper, dijon mustard, divided, pumpernickel bread, cut into 4-inch rounds (making 8 rounds total), baby spinach leaves, grated parmesan, pitted black olives , cut crosswise into rings

brussels sprouts, prosciutto , julienned, unsalted butter, roasted garlic , recipe follows, all-purpose flour, heavy cream, half-and-half, sherry, grated parmesan , plus 1/2 cup, freshly grated nutmeg, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, special equipment : a large casserole dish

egg white, sugar, water, kosher salt, cumin, cayenne pepper, garlic powder, ancho chili powder, high quality dry roasted unsalted peanuts, dried chiles, optional garnish

all-purpose flour , plus additional for rolling out dough, baking soda, pumpkin pie spice, fine salt, unsalted butter, slightly softened, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, egg, pure vanilla extract, hard candies, try yellow, red , black, (jolly ranchers preferred), water, egg white powder, orange extract, sugar, empty metal tuna fish can, (about 6 oz) for cutting cookies (see cooks note), lollipop sticks, available in craft or bakers supply stores