14515 pistachio christmas ribbon bars Recipes

  • Pistachio Christmas Ribbon Bars
    butter or 1/2 lb margarine, softened, sugar, egg, flour and
    3 More
    butter or 1/2 lb margarine, softened, sugar, egg, flour, salt, raspberry jam or 1/2-2/3 cup strawberry jam, pistachios, chopped
    1 hour , 7 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Pistachio Soup
    pistachios, shelled, extra virgin olive oil and
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    pistachios, shelled, extra virgin olive oil, shallot, chopped, cumin seeds, cayenne, leek, chopped, garlic, chopped, rice flour, low sodium beef broth, salt, pepper, lime juice, fresh orange juice, pistachios
    14 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
    1 More
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Pistachio Brittle
    pistachios, sugar, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted and
    3 More
    pistachios, sugar, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, water, light corn syrup, lemon extract or 1/8 tsp vanilla
    42 min, 6 ingredients
  • Pistachio Chicken Strips
    pistachios , crushed into a course meal, plain yogurt and
    6 More
    pistachios , crushed into a course meal, plain yogurt, fresh lemon juice, seasoned salt, ground coriander, cayenne (ground red pepper), garlic cloves, crushed and chopped, chicken breast tenders (about 10)
    35 min, 8 ingredients
  • Pistachio Milk (Raw, Vegan)
    pistachio nut, water and
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    pistachio nut, water, dates , to taste (or date syrup but that may not be raw)
    5 min, 3 ingredients
  • Pistachio-Almond Butter
    pistachio nut, blanched almond and
    4 More
    pistachio nut, blanched almond, butter, cut into pieces (no substitutes ), honey, shredded orange rind, orange juice
    15 min, 6 ingredients
  • Pistachio Couscous
    pistachios, shelled and
    7 More
    pistachios, shelled, low sodium chicken broth (or use vegetable broth), salt, couscous, fresh mint leaves, chopped, olive oil, fresh lemon juice, ground pepper , to taste
    25 min, 8 ingredients
  • Pistachio Salad
    pistachio pudding mix, dry, cool whip, fruit cocktail and
    2 More
    pistachio pudding mix, dry, cool whip, fruit cocktail, nuts, chopped (optional), maraschino cherry, chopped (optional)
    2 hour 10 min, 5 ingredients
  • Pistachio Salad
    pistachio pudding mix, crushed pineapple and
    2 More
    pistachio pudding mix, crushed pineapple, carton cottage cheese, cool whip
    15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Pistachio Christmas Ribbon Bars Pistachio Christmas Ribbon Bars
    butter (i use ) or 1/2 lb margarine (i use ), sugar, egg and
    3 More
    butter (i use ) or 1/2 lb margarine (i use ), sugar, egg, flour, raspberry preserves (apricot or marmalade can also be used) or 1/2-3/4 cup strawberry jam (apricot or marmalade can also be used), chopped shelled natural pistachios
    55 min, 6 ingredients
  • Pistachio Lovers Granola Bars Pistachio Lovers Granola Bars
    rolled oats, wheat germ, flax seed, craisins and
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    rolled oats, wheat germ, flax seed, craisins, nuts (i use planters pistachio lovers mix), butter, white sugar, brown sugar, maple syrup, honey, vanilla
    15 min, 11 ingredients
  • Merry Christmas Cheesecake Bars Merry Christmas Cheesecake Bars
    cold butter, brown sugar, flour, cream cheese, softened and
    5 More
    cold butter, brown sugar, flour, cream cheese, softened, sugar, egg, lemon juice, chopped pistachios, chopped sweetened dried cranberries
    45 min, 11 ingredients
  • Pistachio Soup (Persian) Pistachio Soup (Persian)
    pistachios, shelled, olive oil, shallot, diced finely and
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    pistachios, shelled, olive oil, shallot, diced finely, leek, chopped finely, garlic clove, minced, rice flour, chicken broth or 6 cups stock, salt, pepper or 1/4 tsp white, orange juice, lime juice or 2 tbsp lemon juice, pistachios, slivered (garnish )
    1 hour , 12 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
    2 More
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Pistachio Halibut Pistachio Halibut
    pistachio nuts shelled and blended into powder, milk and
    2 More
    pistachio nuts shelled and blended into powder, milk, filet of halibut, oat flour
    4 ingredients




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