179123 philadelphia cream christmas cookies Recipes

butter, room temperature (don tsp substitute margarine, here.), sugar, all purpose flour (don tsp substitute self-rising; it will ruin the cookie.), salt, pecans, coarsely chopped, vanilla extract, sugar to roll cookies in

all-purpose flour, baking powder, shortening, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, eggs, well beaten, dried figs, cookie frosting

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

duncan hines classic white cake mix, sour cream, frozen lemonade, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, eggs, pure almond extract, glaze, powdered sugar, fresh lemon juice, grated lemon peel

philadelphia-brand cream cheese, room temperature, butter, room temperature, powdered sugar, canned sweetened cream of coconut (such as coco lopez), vanilla extract

philadelphia-brand cream cheese, room temperature, butter, room temperature, powdered sugar, canned sweetened cream of coconut (such as coco lepez), vanilla extract

graham cracker pie crust (or chocolate oreo crust), philadelphia cream cheese, peanut butter, powdered sugar, vanilla, milk, cool whip, chocolate syrup, kahlua (optional) or 2 tbsp bailey s irish cream, to taste (optional)

cucumbers , unwaxed, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, sour cream, smoked salmon, chopped into small pieces, shallot, diced, lemon , juice of, seeds removed, fresh dill, chopped, salt & fresh ground pepper

all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, egg yolks, sour cream, vanilla extract, unsalted butter, melted and slightly cooled

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

whole boneless skinless chicken breasts, halved, bacon, raw, dried beef (not beef jerky!!), cream of chicken soup, sour cream, philadelphia cream cheese, grain and wild rice blend (i use uncle ben s)

graham cracker pie crust, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, sugar, raspberry jell-o gelatin, chocolate ice cream, softened (your fav. brand), semi-sweet chocolate chips, frozen raspberries, sugar

graham cracker crumbs (1 inner pack or 20 crackers), sugar, butter, melted, cream cheese, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla, sour cream, sugar, vanilla

ready-to-use refrigerated pie crusts (1 crust ), philadelphia cream cheese, softened, sugar, vanilla, egg, sour cream, apples, cored, peeled and sliced, flour, sugar, ground cinnamon, butter or 1/3 cup margarine, planters peanuts, chopped

graham crackers, sugar, cinnamon, melted butter, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, eggs, sugar, vanilla, sour cream, sugar, vanilla

sour cream, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, blue cheese (or crumbles), fresh chives or scallions, minced, fresh parsley, minced, fresh herbs (thyme, rosemary, basil, oregano), fresh garlic, finely minced, mrs . dash (optional), red pepper flakes, cracked black pepper, allow cream cheese to sit at room temperature for 20-30 minutes before using.

cream cheese, softened (i m kind of a brand-name snob with this recipe and only use philadelphia cream cheese), crushed pineapple, drained well, minced green pepper, minced onion, seasoned salt (i go brand-name on this too, and use johnny s), chopped pecans