1594 morning barefoot garten Recipes

sugar-free non-fat vanilla yogurt (sweetened with non-calorie sweetener), fresh or slightly defrosted blueberries, strawberries, sliced, kroger brand blueberry almond cereal (or post blueberry morning cereal)

vanilla almond , coconut or soy milk, whole oats, fresh, frozen or canned peaches , or mango cubes, ice cubes, baby spinach, loosely packed, honey, vanilla extract, bananas

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

all-purpose flour, white sugar, baking soda, ground cinnamon, salt, shredded carrots, raisins, chopped walnuts, unsweetened flaked coconut, apple - peeled, cored and shredded, eggs, vegertable oil, applesauce, vanilla extract

strawberry, chopped, sugar , plus 2 tbsp, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, baking soda, ground nutmeg, salt, ripe banana, mashed, eggs, canola oil, lemon , zested, blueberries, chopped walnuts

eggs, honey, butter, melted and cooled, grated carrot, walnuts, raisins, dried apricot, finely chopped, dates, chopped, flour, oats, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, cheerios toasted oat cereal or 1 1/2 cups other ring-shaped oat cereal

sugar, light brown sugar, chopped walnuts, toasted, all-purpose flour, cold butter, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, sugar, dark raisin, butter, crisco butter flavor shortening, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, chopped walnuts, toasted, perked coffee, baking soda, all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, applesauce (optional)

all-purpose flour, old fashioned oats, baking powder, baking soda, salt, chocolate chip, mashed ripe bananas, brown sugar, canola oil, orange juice, egg, grated orange peel , if desired, vanilla extract, fresh strawberries or 1 1/2 cups pitted cherries or 1 1/2 cups raspberries or 1 1/2 cups blueberries, sugar

all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, brown sugar (dark or light ), dutch-processed cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder, salt, vegetable oil, salted butter, melted, eggs, plain yogurt (lowfat or full fat ), espresso powder , dissolved in 1/2 cup water (or substitute 1/2 cup morning coffee), vanilla, pecans, chopped, chocolate chip

low-fat blueberry yogurt, banana, sliced, sliced strawberry, post selects banana nut crunch cereal (or blueberry crunch cereal)

frozen strawberries, low-fat vanilla yogurt, vanilla protein powder

vegetable shortening, milk, scalded, eggs, beaten, sugar, mashed potatoes, unsalted, salt, active dry yeast, lukewarm water, unbleached all-purpose flour, raisins, chopped walnuts, butter, softened, ground cinnamon

orange liqueur, cherry brandy, splash pineapple juice, champagne, strawberry, for garnish

all-purpose flour, generous 1/2 cup granulated sugar, baking powder, unsalted butter, shortening, sweet orange marmalade (use 2 cups if you like the bitter marmalade taste, less if you don tsp), orange juice, vanilla extract, whole eggs, beaten, granulated sugar, brown sugar, melted butter, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, wheat germ, for sprinkling

firm-ripe pears, peeled, cored, and quartered, lemon juice, butter, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, light brown sugar, granola (recommended : sarabeth s morning blend granola), vanilla-flavored yogurt, chopped crystallized ginger

bacon , cut into 1/4-inch slices, tomatoes, finely diced, serrano peppers, de-stemmed, de-seeded and finely diced, onion, finely diced, garlic, minced, cumin, salt, pepper, suggestions : morning eggs, tamales, beans, potatoes, tortilla chips

chopped cucumber, nonfat sour cream, plain nonfat yogurt, olive oil, vegetarian ground crumbles (examples : morning star farms, boca), dried whole oregano, dried whole thyme, salt, lemon juice, pita bread rounds, cut in half crosswise, sliced red onion, green pepper, thinly sliced, shredded lettuce