51551 moist christmas fat Recipes

  • Moist Lemon Chiffon Cake
    fat-free evaporated milk, reduced-fat sour cream and
    14 More
    fat-free evaporated milk, reduced-fat sour cream, lemon juice, canola oil, vanilla extract, grated lemon peel, lemon extract, cake flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, egg whites (about 7), cream of tartar, sugar, lemon juice
    1 hour , 16 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
    14 More
    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Fat Free Blueberry Cottage Cheesecake
    fat-free cottage cheese and
    7 More
    fat-free cottage cheese, plain fat-free yogurt (any flavor , i like cheese cake), skim milk, blueberries, sugar or 1/2 cup , suppliment, applesauce, reduced fat graham cracker, i cant believe its not butter-flavored cooking spray (or real butter)
    1 hour 15 min, 8 ingredients
  • Fat Free Honey Mustard Dressing
    fat-free mayonnaise or 1 1/4 cups fat-free miracle whip and
    6 More
    fat-free mayonnaise or 1 1/4 cups fat-free miracle whip, honey, prepared yellow mustard, cider vinegar, cayenne pepper, water, garlic clove, minced
    5 min, 7 ingredients
  • Fat Free Bean  and Cheese  Burrito
    fat free tortilla (my favorite brand is lafe) and
    3 More
    fat free tortilla (my favorite brand is lafe), fat-free cheddar cheese, refried beans (my favorite is rosarita), salsa (make your own )
    5 min, 4 ingredients
  • Fat Free Sugar Free Soft Serve
    fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix and
    3 More
    fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix, nonfat milk, splenda sugar substitute, fat-free cool whip
    2 min, 4 ingredients
  • Moist Christmas Cake (no added sugar or fat) Moist Christmas Cake (no added sugar or fat)
    mixed dried fruit, chopped dried apricot and
    6 More
    mixed dried fruit, chopped dried apricot, crushed pineapple with juice, fresh orange juice, mixed spice, baking soda, eggs, separated, wholemeal self-rising flour
    31 min, 8 ingredients
  • Moist Low-Fat Chocolate Brownies Moist Low-Fat Chocolate Brownies
    semi-sweet chocolate chips and
    7 More
    semi-sweet chocolate chips, low fat sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated milk), unsweetened cocoa, egg whites, all-purpose flour, baking powder, vanilla extract
    40 min, 8 ingredients
  • Slim Cat's Grand and Crazy Muffins (Fruity, Super-Moist, Low-Fat Slim Cat's Grand and Crazy Muffins (Fruity, Super-Moist, Low-Fat
    all-purpose flour and
    12 More
    all-purpose flour, baking soda (or 2 cups self-raising flour), salt, white sugar (use less to lower calorie content), bananas, mashed, raisins, fat-free apricot yogurt, skim milk (optional), egg (use white to lower calories), applesauce, any fruit, you like , pumpkin, prune, anything, satisfaction guaranteed, golden granulated sugar, all-purpose flour
    35 min, 13 ingredients
  • Moist White Wine Cake Moist White Wine Cake
    moist white cake mix, vanilla instant pudding mix and
    4 More
    moist white cake mix, vanilla instant pudding mix, ground nutmeg, vegetable oil, white wine, eggs
    1 hour 5 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
    2 More
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
    13 More
    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Fat Free Spinach Lazagna Fat Free Spinach Lazagna
    fat free cottage cheese, fat free ricotta cheese and
    4 More
    fat free cottage cheese, fat free ricotta cheese, fat free mozzarella cheese, whole wheat lasagna noodles, crushed tomatoes (classico spaghetti sauce - same cal content), frozen chopped spinach
    6 ingredients
  • Fat Free Key Lime Pie Fat Free Key Lime Pie
    fat free cream cheese, softened and
    4 More
    fat free cream cheese, softened, fat-free cool whip, refrigerated, crumbled fat free graham crackers, honey, water
    25 min, 5 ingredients
  • Fat-Free Cream Cheese Frosting Fat-Free Cream Cheese Frosting
    fat-free cream cheese, pink grapefruit juice and
    3 More
    fat-free cream cheese, pink grapefruit juice, cold fat-free milk, instant vanilla pudding mix, carton (8 oz) frozen fat-free whipped topping, thawed
    10 min, 5 ingredients
  • Fat Free Sugar Free Fruit Dip (But No One Will Ever Guess!) Fat Free Sugar Free Fruit Dip (But No One Will Ever Guess!)
    fat free sugar free yogurt (8 oz is fine too) and
    2 More
    fat free sugar free yogurt (8 oz is fine too), fat free cream cheese, splenda sugar substitute
    5 min, 3 ingredients
  • Fat Free Creamy Orange Salad Fat Free Creamy Orange Salad
    fat-free cool whip, fat-free cottage cheese and
    3 More
    fat-free cool whip, fat-free cottage cheese, crushed pineapple, mandarin orange sections, jello fat-free sugar-free orange gelatin
    4 hour 15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Fat Free Chicken Dip Fat Free Chicken Dip
    fat-free miracle whip, fat free cream cheese, softened and
    1 More
    fat-free miracle whip, fat free cream cheese, softened, cooked chicken, cubed
    10 min, 3 ingredients




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