3638 jay kitchen Recipes

uncooked instant rice, chili with beans, taco seasoning, flour tortillas (6 inches), warmed, shredded cheddar cheese

butter, sugar, flaked coconut, unsweetened chocolate, melted, maraschino cherries, drained (optional)

orange juice, banana, peeled, frozen strawberries, frozen peaches, vanilla whey protein powder (i use jay robb brand)

chicken wings or 24 chicken drummettes, olive oil, garlic powder or 1 tbsp granulated garlic, salt, black pepper, marinara sauce, hot sauce , to taste, garlic cloves, chopped, chopped fresh parsley, for garnish

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

thai kitchen pure coconut milk, thai kitchen red curry paste, thai kitchen premium fish sauce, brown sugar, assorted fresh vegetables, cut into 1 inch pieces (like cauliflower , red bell pepper,onions,eggplant, mushrooms, zucchini, peas, or your favorite combi), bamboo shoots, rinsed and drained

onions, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, vegetable oil, ripe tomatoes, diced, green beans, cut into 2-in pieces, blanched for 1 minute, ground cumin, ground allspice, ground cinnamon, canned chipotle chile in adobo (with a bit of the marinade), fish stock (i like kitchen basics) or 2 cups water, mixed with a cubes (i like kitchen basics), raw shrimp, peeled, fresh cilantro stem, lime, cut into wedges

extra virgin olive oil, ground turkey, salt & freshly ground black pepper, poultry seasoning, sweet potatoes, peeled and cubed, onion, cut into 1-inch dice, carrots, peeled and grated, celery ribs, chopped, butter, divided, flour, turkey stock (recommended (kitchen basics brand) or 2 cups chicken stock (recommended kitchen basics brand), worcestershire sauce, frozen peas, very ripe banana, hot sauce, shredded sharp cheddar cheese

flat-cut corned beef brisket, browning sauce (such as kitchen bouquet), or as desired, vegetable oil, onion, sliced, garlic, sliced, water

water, vegetarian chicken flavored broth mix or 2 tsp vegetarian beef broth mix (see note), olive oil or 1/4 cup butter or 1/4 cup margarine, very finely minced onions, diced mushrooms (optional), all-purpose flour, gravy master or 1 tsp kitchen bouquet (gravy seasoning and browning sauce), salt & freshly ground black pepper

shredded colby-monterey jack cheese, chopped fully cooked ham, celery rib, thinly sliced, baby carrots, thinly sliced, tart apple, chopped, pineapple tidbits, sliced green pepper, chopped onion, torn salad greens, sour cream, mayonnaise

butter, softened, vegetable oil, sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, salt, cream of tartar, baking soda, quick-cooking oats, crisp rice cereal, flaked coconut, butterscotch chips, raisins, chopped walnuts

scoop vanilla protein powder , i use jay robb whey, pumpkin puree, unsweetened, salt, pumpkin pie spice , to taste, soymilk, fat-free cool whip, ice cubes , if desired

butter or 1/4 cup coconut oil, egg (or replacer), stevia truvia (i use palm sugar), blanched almond flour, jay robb vanilla whey protein (soy or rice), celtic sea salt, baking soda, cinnamon (optional)

canned sweet potatoes, sugar, reduced-calorie margarine, egg whites, beaten, vanilla, low-fat milk, oatmeal, reduced-calorie margarine, brown sugar, cinnamon

flour, salt, ground black pepper, paprika, egg, milk, chicken tenderloins (lb to thin strips)

chicken stock, cold water, stalk fresh lemon grass , bruised, cut at an angle (or 2 tbsp. dried), thai kitchen fish sauce, fresh lime juice, grated lime rind, sugar (optional), straw mushrooms, drained, fresh galanga (thai ginger), peeled and finely sliced (or, fresh chinese ginger ), thai kitchen tom yum hot and sour soup mix (optional), thai kitchen roasted red chili paste, white meat chicken , tofu or prawns, fresh cilantro for garnish

homemade or purchased vegetable stock, fine sea salt, fresh english peas, homemade buttermilk or whole milk (see test-kitchen tips, below), sheets fresh or frozen (thawed) yuba (about 6 oz) cut in half lengthwise and then crosswise into 1-inch-wide strips (see test-kitchen tips, below), fresh english peas, fine sea salt, fresh fava leaves, loosely packed (see test-kitchen tips, below), fresh basil leaves , torn and loosely packed (about 24 leaves), freshly ground black pepper