429 goof turned Recipes

apple-smoked bacon, chopped, collard greens , center stems removed, onion, thinly sliced, coarse black pepper (4 turns), apple cider vinegar, honey, coarse grain mustard, tabasco sauce, lemon juice

extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, garlic cloves, smashed beneath the flat of your knife with the heel of your hand, discard skins, boneless skinless chicken breasts, cut into large bite-size pieces, montreal chicken seasoning (recommended ( montreal seasoning by mccormick) or 1 1/2 tsp salt and pepper (coarse salt and coarse pepper), yellow onion, quartered and sliced, pitted prunes, coarsely chopped, golden raisin, low sodium chicken broth , available in paper containers on soup aisle, ground cumin, sweet paprika , eyeball it, ground coriander , eyeball it, turmeric , eyeball it, cinnamon , a couple pinches, chicken stock, couscous, extra virgin olive oil , eyeball it, scallions, finely chopped, chopped cilantro leaves or flat leaf parsley, chopped scallion, mango chutney , any variety and brand (available on the condiment or international food aisles)

head broccoli, cut into long, thin spears, extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, garlic cloves, finely chopped, asiago cheese, shaved with vegetable peeler

extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, ground turkey (85 percent lean) or 2 1/2 lbs breast (99 percent lean), dark chili powder (2 palm fulls), grill seasoning, any brand (1 palm full ), cumin (1/2 palm full), worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, medium to extra-spicy, onion, quartered, bell peppers, chopped (any color combination, red, green, purple, yellow or orange), beer (the alcohol cooks out), tomato sauce, smoky barbecue sauce, corn kernels (optional)

extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, butter, cut into small pieces, shallot, finely chopped, lemon , zested, baby shrimp, 300 count, dry vermouth or 1/4 cup white wine, grape tomatoes, angel hair pasta, cooked to al dente, salt and pepper, chopped or snipped fresh chives

potatoes , such as russet, peeled and cubed, sour cream or 2 tbsp butter, to taste, salt & freshly ground black pepper, extra virgin olive oil , 1 turn of the pan, ground beef, carrot, peeled and chopped, onion, chopped, butter, all-purpose flour, beef stock or 1 cup broth, worcestershire sauce , eyeball it, frozen peas , a couple of handfuls (or 1 can if your hubby is picky), cheddar cheese (i eye ball it)

softened butter, pierogi, frozen (or other potato filled dumpling), vegetarian kielbasa , cut in slices on an angle (optional), vegetable oil (about enough to cover the pan in 1 turn), butter, red onion, quartered and sliced, kale, trimmed and coarsely chopped, sauerkraut, drained, dried mustard or 2 tbsp prepared mustard, sweet paprika, salt and pepper, chopped fresh dill or 2 tsp dried dill, chopped chives, sour cream (i use non-fat )

sheet frozen puff pastry, cooking apples (golden delicious or jonathan), brown sugar or 4 tbsp splenda blend, unsalted butter or 2 tbsp margarine, cinnamon, egg, lightly beaten, water, sugar or 1 tsp splenda substitute, lemon juice , for apples in case they start to turn brown, prepared caramel ice cream topping, toasted chopped pecan halves, cool whip (optional), vanilla ice cream (optional)

sweet italian sausage, hot italian sausage, extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, garlic cloves, crushed, onion, thinly sliced, cubanelle peppers, seeded and thinly sliced (light green mild italian peppers), red bell pepper, seeded and thinly sliced, salt and pepper, jarred hot cherry peppers or 2 -3 banana peppers or 2 -3 pepperoncini peppers, finely chopped, hot pepper juice , from the jar, submarine rolls , crunchy, extra virgin olive oil, butter, garlic clove, dried italian seasoning, 1/2 a handful (or 1 1/2 tsp oregano, thyme, parsley)

extra virgin olive oil or 1 tbsp vegetable oil, 1 turn of the pan, bulk breakfast sausage , such as maple sausage, eggs, half-and-half (splash) or 1/8-1/4 fl oz milk (splash), drops hot sauce, salt and pepper, cheddar cheese, diced, plum tomato, seeded and diced

water-packed artichoke hearts, 6 to 8 count, drained, extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, plus a drizzle to coat baking dish, ripe lemon, butter, garlic cloves, chopped, flat anchovy fillets, italian style breadcrumbs, 3 handfuls, chopped flat leaf parsley, grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese , a couple of handfuls, coarse black pepper

extra virgin olive oil, butter, button mushrooms , brushed off with damp towel and chopped, all-purpose flour, chicken stock, whole milk or 1 cup cream, nutmeg, salt and pepper, extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, shallot, thinly sliced, portabella mushroom caps, halved and thinly sliced, fresh mixed wild mushroom , shitakes, oyster, woodear, your pick, stems trimmed and caps thinly sliced, fresh thyme, 4 sprigs, finely chopped, salt and pepper, dry white wine , eyeball it or, more stock, extra-wide egg noodles, butter, gruyere or 3/4 lb swiss emmenthaler cheese, shredded, chives , 12 to 15 blades, chopped

boneless salmon fillets, approx 1 foot long each (can still have scales on), lump crabmeat, baby shrimp, loosely chopped, onion, finely chopped, celery ribs, chopped, seasoned croutons, lightly crushed, plain breadcrumbs, margarine, fresh minced garlic cloves, shrimp boil seasoning, cayenne pepper, lemon, fresh ground pepper (4-5 turns), salt, kitchen string

vegetable oil , 2 turns of the pan, yellow onion, peeled, quartered and thinly sliced, garlic cloves, peeled and finely chopped, poblano peppers, seeded and thinly sliced, salt & freshly ground black pepper, carrot, shredded, chicken broth , 1 1/2 quarts, chicken tenders, cut into bite size chunks , 2 packages, bean thread noodles , 2 small bundles from a there is usually 3 bundles in 1 package (recommended ( kame), fresh basil leaves, roughly chopped, hot chili oil, sesame oil, lime

refried beans, salsa, cheddar cheese, shredded, sour cream, tortilla chips

pasta shell, garlic cloves, skins on, extra virgin olive oil (evoo, 2 turns of the pan), yellow onions or 1/2 medium yellow onion, italian tomatoes, fresh basil , torn into small pieces (10-12 leaves), salt and pepper, to taste, store-bought basil pesto, ricotta cheese, grated parmesan cheese (a couple of handfuls) or 1/2 cup parmigiano-reggiano cheese (a couple of handfuls), fresh mozzarella cheese, shredded

bacon, chopped into 1-inch pieces, salt, spaghetti, new york strip steaks, ground black pepper, extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, butter, divided, garlic cloves, minced, divided, shallots, finely chopped, all-purpose flour, chicken stock, cream or 1/4-1/3 cup half-and-half, eyeball it, blue cheese, crumbles, chopped sage leaves, chives, chopped , a palm full, arugula , a small bunch, cleaned, trimmed and shredded

chicken stock, chicken tenders, bay leaf , fresh if available, extra virgin olive oil , 1 turn of the pan, bacon , smoky thick center cut, chopped, onion, finely chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, chipotle chiles in adobo, chopped , plus 2 tbsp sauce, crushed fire-roasted tomatoes, salt, lightly crushed corn tortilla chips, shredded fresh smoked mozzarella cheese or 2 cups smoked sharp white cheddar cheese, 3/4 lb, lime, cut into wedges, red onion, chopped, freshly chopped cilantro leaf, for garnish