144 faux phony Recipes

granny smith apples, peeled and cored, lemon juice , could also use brandy if desired, all-purpose flour, oatmeal, brown sugar, cinnamon, salt, butter, softened, pecans , may use other favorite nut

very young baby peas, drained, sour cream, prepared salsa, bottled lime juice or 2 tsp lemon juice, onion powder, dried cilantro, salt, ground cumin, garlic powder, cayenne (optional)

vanilla meringues , 2-inchx3-inch in size (2 tubs trader joe s), kraft marshmallow creme, heavy cream, vanilla extract, powdered sugar , sifted, fresh strawberries , and or 2 quarts raspberries, fresh blueberries or 1 quart blackberry, kiwi fruits, bananas, sliced peaches, passion fruit pulp or mango puree

old fashioned oats, whole wheat bread, nutritional yeast flakes, extra firm tofu (squeeze out excess water well and crumble up), garlic salt, grated celery (measured after water has been squeezed out, see directions), red onion (measured after water has been squeezed out, see directions), grated potato (measured after water has been squeezed out, see directions), dijon mustard, lemon juice, soy sauce, old bay seasoning, agave nectar (or 1 1/2 tsp), all-purpose flour, salt, wheat germ, egg substitute (see recipe description), melted vegan butter

granulated sugar, maple flavoring (mapleine or other maple flavored extract)

lean ground beef, ground sausage (i use bob evans breakfast sausage), seasoned bread crumbs, cooked white rice, garlic powder, onion flakes, tomato sauce, heads cabbage, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, salt

chicken breast halves, bone in, skin on, italian dressing, worchestershire sauce, beer, garlic salt, olive oil

food cake mix, shortening, eggs, vanilla extract, cream cheese, butter, sugar, vanilla extract

coarsely grated zucchini, salt, breadcrumbs, egg, beaten, old bay seasoning, dijon mustard, mayonnaise or 1 tbsp plain yogurt, lemon , juice of, chopped fresh parsley, vegetable oil, for frying

eggs, sugar, butter (melted and cooled ), light corn syrup, vanilla, pretzels (crushed ), butter, melted, sugar, deep dish pie shell, unbaked

whole oranges, whole lemons, whole limes, grenadine, maraschino cherry syrup, granulated sugar, ice, sprite carbonated lemon-lime beverage, maraschino cherries

bacon, diced, stalks celery, sliced (1 1/2 cups), onion, sliced (1 cup), green pepper, chopped (1 1/2 cups), garlic, minced, chicken broth, diced tomatoes, worcestershire sauce, kosher salt, dried thyme leaves, raw large shrimp, peeled and cleaned, crabmeat (fresh or frozen ), frozen okra, thawed and sliced crosswise into 1/2 inch pieces

vegetable oil, for frying, tuna fish, egg, beaten, diced green onions, mayonnaise, bread crumbs, lemon juice , optional

cake, cardboard french fry container (ask politely and you shall receive), raspberry ketchup , recipe follows, frozen raspberries, thawed , or 2 cups fresh raspberries, empty ketchup squeeze bottle

chicken broth, unsweetened coconut milk, freshly squeezed lime juice, soy sauce, red miso paste, fish sauce or 2 to 3 anchovies, ground, hot sauce, chopped garlic, chopped fresh ginger, cashew nut butter, tahini, chopped cilantro leaves

white potatoes, diced into 1-inch cubes, grapeseed oil, red bell pepper, stem and seeds removed and diced, green bell pepper, stem and seeds removed and diced, white onion, diced, salt and freshly ground black pepper, ricotta stuffed ravioli, cheese ravioli, spinach ravioli, head red cabbage , chopped in a food processor, head green cabbage , chopped in a food processor, salt and freshly ground black pepper, grapeseed oil