112 dixie stomp Recipes

boneless skinless chicken breasts (5 pack boneless or skinless winn-dixie), barbecue sauce (hickory, winn-dixie, or any brand of your choosing), red onions (diced winn-dixie), green peppers (diced winn-dixie), jalapenos (diced jar or fresh ), hot sauce (cajun chef green chili sauce), liquid smoke, seasoning (kevin s bayou blend dry seasoning )

stand time 30 min, pumpkin cake with buttered rum glaze, sweet butter, imperial sugar or dixie crystals dark brown sugar, pumpkin puree, eggs, flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, ginger, sour cream, chopped nuts (walnuts or pecans), buttered rum glaze, butter, imperial sugar or dixie crystals extra fine granulated sugar, imperial sugar or dixie crystals dark brown sugar, dark rum, orange juice, heavy cream

unbaked pie shell, imperial sugar light brown sugar or dixie crystals light brown sugar (firmly packed), imperial sugar extra fine granulated sugar or dixie crystals extra fine granulated sugar, water, all-purpose flour, salt, eggs, evaporated milk, pecan halves, vanilla

pulverized corn flake crumbs, raisins, finely chopped, chunky-style peanut butter, imperial sugar or dixie crystals extra fine granulated sugar or confectioners powdered sugar

olive oil, skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - chopped, pork sausage links, thinly sliced, olive oil, all-purpose flour, minced garlic, chicken broth, beer, stalks celery, diced, roma (plum) tomatoes, diced, sweet onion, sliced, diced tomatoes with green chile peppers, with liquid, chopped fresh red chile peppers, fresh parsley, chopped, shrimp, peeled and deveined

olive oil, boneless skinless chicken breasts, chopped, andouille sausage, sliced, olive oil, all-purpose flour, minced garlic, chicken broth, beer, frozen okra, diced tomatoes (with liquid ), onion, chopped, rotel tomatoes (with liquid ), jalapeno peppers, chopped, crabmeat, shrimp, peeled

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

onion - chopped, bacon - cut into bite sized pieces, ground beef, brown sugar, ketchup, brown mustard, barbecue sauce - your favorite brand, molasses, salt, pepper, chili powder, chili beans (1 can), butter beans (1 can), pork and beans (1 can), baked beans (1 large can) - any flavor, cranberry sauce (1 can) - jellied or whole berry

salt, coarsely ground black pepper, golden brown sugar, garlic powder, cornstarch, onion powder, lemon-pepper seasoning with garlic and onion, chili powder, cayenne pepper, unsalted butter, room temperature, chickens, quartered, rinsed, patted dry, sourdough baguette , cut on diagonal into 3/4-inch-thick slices

pineapple juice, banana, coconut, shredded (optional), paper cups (dixie ), wooden popsicle sticks

fruit nectar (kerns brand found on the juice aisle in the grocery store), paper cups (dixie cups), wooden popsicle sticks

mayonnaise, loosely packed flat-leaf italian parsley, memphis-style barbecue sauce, creole mustard, sriracha sauce, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, green onions, ends trimmed, roughly chopped, lemon, juiced, anaheim chili, roughly chopped, red bell pepper , seeds removed, stalk celery

udon flour (see tips, below ) or other high-gluten white wheat flour, salt , dissolved in 3/4 cups warm water

butter , not margarine,softened, sugar, egg, flour, baking soda, buttermilk, vanilla extract, orange extract

lime juice (6 to 8 limes), water, triple sec, tequila (if not using alcohol, add another 1/2 cup water and 1/4 cup fresh lime juice), superfine sugar, strawberry, quartered, popsicle molds (or dixie cups and wooden popsicle sticks)

cooked unsweetened cornbread , equal to 1 9 x 11 pan, green onions, finely chopped, yellow onion, finely chopped, stalks celery, finely chopped, cream of chicken soup (i know, but it works), cooked sausage , pulsed to fine crumbles in food processor (not sage), leaves finely minced fresh sage, chicken broth , homemade is even better, shredded chicken meat (optional), salt, fresh ground pepper

pork loin chops with bone (1/4-1/2-inch), idaho baking potatoes, sauerkraut (i use the silver floss brand), worcestershire sauce (i use lea & perrins), dark brown sugar (i use dixie crystal)

broiler-fryer chickens, cut up, eggs, lightly beaten, crisco or 1 1/2 cups other shortening, yellow cornmeal, pancake mix, dried onion flakes, salt, pepper, parsley flakes