91031 cooking cabbage christmas Recipes

green cabbage, cut into large pieces, baby carrots, onions , wedged, potatoes, sliced, cooked ham, cut (leftovers ), low-fat chicken broth, crushed pineapple , including juice

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cooked wild rice, cooked white rice, crushed pineapple, drained, marshmallow, maraschino cherry, red and green, cool whip, sugar, vanilla

cabbage, cored and shredded (about 1 large head of cabbage, this is also pretty if using red and green together), butter, oil (olive works well), egg noodles , cooked according to package directions and drained, salt and pepper

cooked shredded cabbage, roughly cooked mashed potato, chopped spring onion, lightly beaten eggs, salt and pepper, oil (for frying )

red potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch cubes, cubed cooked corned beef (1/4-inch cubes ), chopped cooked cabbage, whipping cream or 1/2 cup half-and-half, chopped parsley, parsley sprigs, worcestershire sauce, salt, fresh ground pepper, vegetable oil, onion, finely chopped

cabbage, thinly sliced, green onions, sliced, sesame seeds, toasted, sliced almonds, toasted, oriental-flavor instant ramen noodles (cook 1, leave one uncooked , reserve flavor packets for dressing), vegetable oil , 2 ramen flavor seasoning mix packets, white vinegar, sugar, soy sauce, salt, pepper, accent seasoning

head cabbage, tomato sauce, quick-cooking rice, chopped green pepper, crushed saltines (about 15 crackers), egg, lightly beaten, onion soup mix, ground beef, juice, salt to taste, grated parmesan cheese , optional

cabbage, coarsely shredded, salt , to taste for cooking cabbage, butter, flour, milk, salt, pepper, nutmeg, plus more for sprinkling, parmesan grated parmesan cheese, divided, lemon juice, cracker crumbs

peeled potatoes, diced onion, shredded partially cooked cabbage, butter, cream of celery soup, salad dressing, milk, shredded provolone cheese, shredded monterey jack cheese

cabbage, cleaned and shredded, water, salt pork, sugar, salt (optional), pepper (optional)

ground beef, ground lamb, irish white pudding, diced, shredded irish cheddar, montreal steak seasoning, granulated onion, pepper, dried basil, curry, dried oregano, salt, eggs, onion, diced fine, panko breadcrumbs, cabbage leaves, for cooking, celery sticks, for cooking, cabbage cream sauce , recipe follows, canola oil, chopped garlic, head green cabbage, shredded, sherry, heavy cream, salt and pepper, butter

chopped onions, chopped celery, oleo, chopped cooked cabbage, cooked rice, lobsters, tomato paste, shrimp, peeled and deveined, tomato paste, tomato sauce, head cabbage, cooking oil, salt , black pepper and cayenne, to taste

canned diced tomato spread over crust, balsamic vinegar add with tomato, green cabbage chopped, onion chopped, chicken broth cooked with cabbage and onion, canned pineapple chunks drained, fresh spinach chopped, extra lean ground turkey, fat free mozzarella cheese, fat free cottage cheese, fat free cheddar cheese, fresh basil leaves, garlic powder, stevia

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy