251 college student faux Recipes

vanilla meringues , 2-inchx3-inch in size (2 tubs trader joe s), kraft marshmallow creme, heavy cream, vanilla extract, powdered sugar , sifted, fresh strawberries , and or 2 quarts raspberries, fresh blueberries or 1 quart blackberry, kiwi fruits, bananas, sliced peaches, passion fruit pulp or mango puree

old fashioned oats, whole wheat bread, nutritional yeast flakes, extra firm tofu (squeeze out excess water well and crumble up), garlic salt, grated celery (measured after water has been squeezed out, see directions), red onion (measured after water has been squeezed out, see directions), grated potato (measured after water has been squeezed out, see directions), dijon mustard, lemon juice, soy sauce, old bay seasoning, agave nectar (or 1 1/2 tsp), all-purpose flour, salt, wheat germ, egg substitute (see recipe description), melted vegan butter

olive oil, onion, diced, green bell pepper, seeded and diced into 1/4-inch pieces, garlic cloves, minced, tomato paste, ground cumin, roma or plum tomatoes, seeded and diced, chicken broth, red beans or pinto beans, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, vegetable oil, for frying, green plantains, bacon , fried crisp, plus 3 tbsp reserved fat, garlic cloves, kosher salt, special equipment : food processor and 4 (6-oz) ramekins

broth, stalk of lemon grass, lime (juice, and zest), garlic cloves, ginger root, chicken broth, water, a lb of shrimp (shells ), spring onions, a orange pepper, serrano or thai bird chili cut into quarters (i didn tsp seed the chili but you may want to), curry powder, soup ingredients, chicken breast cut into bite size pieces, a lb of shrimp, ramen noodles (discard the packet)

coarsely grated zucchini, salt, breadcrumbs, egg, beaten, old bay seasoning, dijon mustard, mayonnaise or 1 tbsp plain yogurt, lemon , juice of, chopped fresh parsley, vegetable oil, for frying

eggs, sugar, butter (melted and cooled ), light corn syrup, vanilla, pretzels (crushed ), butter, melted, sugar, deep dish pie shell, unbaked

whole oranges, whole lemons, whole limes, grenadine, maraschino cherry syrup, granulated sugar, ice, sprite carbonated lemon-lime beverage, maraschino cherries

bacon, diced, stalks celery, sliced (1 1/2 cups), onion, sliced (1 cup), green pepper, chopped (1 1/2 cups), garlic, minced, chicken broth, diced tomatoes, worcestershire sauce, kosher salt, dried thyme leaves, raw large shrimp, peeled and cleaned, crabmeat (fresh or frozen ), frozen okra, thawed and sliced crosswise into 1/2 inch pieces

vegetable oil, for frying, tuna fish, egg, beaten, diced green onions, mayonnaise, bread crumbs, lemon juice , optional

cake, cardboard french fry container (ask politely and you shall receive), raspberry ketchup , recipe follows, frozen raspberries, thawed , or 2 cups fresh raspberries, empty ketchup squeeze bottle

chicken broth, unsweetened coconut milk, freshly squeezed lime juice, soy sauce, red miso paste, fish sauce or 2 to 3 anchovies, ground, hot sauce, chopped garlic, chopped fresh ginger, cashew nut butter, tahini, chopped cilantro leaves

white potatoes, diced into 1-inch cubes, grapeseed oil, red bell pepper, stem and seeds removed and diced, green bell pepper, stem and seeds removed and diced, white onion, diced, salt and freshly ground black pepper, ricotta stuffed ravioli, cheese ravioli, spinach ravioli, head red cabbage , chopped in a food processor, head green cabbage , chopped in a food processor, salt and freshly ground black pepper, grapeseed oil

butter, chopped sweet onion, chopped celery, garlic , smashed, white pepper, all-purpose flour, clam juice, half-and-half, sweet cream sherry, crabmeat, seafood seasoning (recommended : old bay), whole milk , if needed, masago (smelt roe), nutmeg, crostini

head cauliflower with stem, chopped into 1-inch pieces, salted water, turkey bacon, diced, nonfat plain greek yogurt, olive oil, white wine vinegar, honey, dijon mustard, dried dill, salt, ground black pepper, scallions (white and green parts), minced, stalk celery, small dice

chicken breasts , blsl, clam juice, your choice of sesonings

fresh basil, persimmons ripe, campari tomatoes, handful of grapes sliced in half (prefer red grapes), goat cheese - to your tasting, garlic toe minced, pepper ground fresh, sea salt, good quality olive oil and basalmic vinegar