22213 christmas morning wife breakfast casserole Recipes

crescent rolls, bulk pork sausage (jimmy dean hot breakfast sausage), white onion, chopped, diced green chili peppers, salsa, garlic powder, monterey jack pepper cheese, grated, sharp cheddar cheese, grated, green onion, chopped, cilantro, snipped, salt, fresh ground black pepper, eggs, sour cream, to serve, salsa, to serve (or picante sauce)

smoky mountain breakfast casserole, eggs (egg beaters are ok), milk, chopped onion, chopped bell pepper (green or red , both nice), fresh mushrooms, velveeta cheese, shredded sharp cheese, bread buttered and cubed, sausage, a great breakfast or supper goes nicely with grits, hash browns and fresh fruit

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

hot breakfast sausage (browned & drained ) or 1 lb mild breakfast sausage (browned & drained), milk, dry mustard, eggs, white bread (torn into pieces), sliced mushrooms (drained ) or 1 (4 oz) can fresh sliced mushrooms, shredded cheddar cheese or 2 1/2 cups colby-monterey jack cheese, milk, cream of mushroom soup

bulk breakfast sausage, green onion, chopped, hash brown potatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, eggs, lightly beaten, milk, country gravy mix, paprika , or to taste (optional)

eggs, heavy cream, kosher salt plus more, freshly ground black pepper plus more, unsalted butter, divided, fresh breakfast sausage links, sliced leeks, white and pale-green parts only, russet potatoes (1 1/2 lb), peeled, shredded, lightly squeezed, frozen spinach, thawed, squeezed dry, roughly chopped, grated gruyere, grated parmesan

dozen egg, milk (i use 1%, any can be used), green pepper, chopped (any color or combo will do), onion, diced, garlic, minced (i use more but i love garlic), basil, oregano, pepper, salt, breakfast sausage links, chopped into pieces, potatoes , cut into cubes (1-inch), mozzarella cheese or 4 oz cheddar cheese, shredded, salsa (i use medium, use the heat to your taste ), butter (may use less, i like to add more for the flavor, margarine may also be substituted)

johnsonville breakfast sausage links, english muffins, cut into 1 in cubes, butter, melted, cheddar cheese, shredded, mozzarella cheese, shredded, chopped onion, chopped red pepper, eggs, milk, salt, pepper, bacon bits

pillsbury pie crust (or cresent rolls), bacon, cooked and crumbled, breakfast sausage, cooked and crumbled, swiss cheese, shredded, eggs, sour cream, fresh parsley, chopped

morningstar farms vegetarian breakfast links, shredded cheddar cheese (depending upon taste), milk, eggs, yellow cornbread mix (read ingredients to makes sure there s no lard or other animal fats in the mix), cholula brand hot sauce, ground red pepper (cayenne), ground mustard, salt, pepper

margarine, bisquick or 2 cups other biscuit mix, milk, sugar, oil, eggs (slightly beaten ), bulk breakfast sausage or 1 lb sausage or 1 lb bacon

ground pork breakfast sausage, scallions, diced , reserving 2/3 of the diced green tops, diced green chilies, sourdough bread, shredded colby-monterey jack cheese, roma tomato, seeded, diced into 1/4-inch dice, eggs, half-and-half

egg whites, milk, frozen tater tots (thawed ), extra virgin olive oil, turkey breakfast sausage, cheddar cheese, minced onions

onion, diced, reduced fat breakfast sausage, frozen hashbrown potatoes, cheddar cheese, divided, egg substitute (or 9 eggs, beaten), reduced fat 1% milk, black pepper, salt

sausage links (johnsonville breakfast), english muffins (, cut into 1-in. cubes ), butter (, melted ), cheddar cheese (1 cup, shredded ), mozzarella cheese (, shredded ), onion (, chopped ), red pepper (, chopped ), eggs (large), milk, salt, bacon bits

white bread with crusts removed, american cheese, eggs, milk, dry mustard, sage, breakfast sausage (3 rolls, i like bob evans the best), shredded cheddar cheese

frozen diced hash browns, breakfast sausage, slightly browned, diced ham, fresh baby spinach, fresh mushrooms, chopped, onion, chopped, cheddar cheese, grated, ro-tel tomatoes, eggs, well beaten

low-fat breakfast sausage (50% less fat), poultry seasoning, cubed sourdough bread, shredded reduced-fat sharp cheddar cheese, mustard powder, eggs, egg whites or 1/2 cup egg substitute, low-fat milk