61955 christmas crab salad Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

crab meat , defrosted, or 1 can, cooked peas, fresh pea sprouts, dressing, zest of 1 orange, freshly squeezed orange juice, olive oil, salt and freshly ground pepper

rice-wine vinegar (not seasoned ), sugar, garlic clove, minced, hot red-pepper flakes, seedless cucumber, king crab legs, thawed if frozen, napa cabbage, cored and thinly sliced (4 cups), torn basil leaves, torn mint leaves, torn cilantro leaves

canned sweet corn, imitation crab sticks, hard-boiled eggs, mayonnaise, salt , to taste

imitation crab sticks, mayonnaise, cucumber, flying fish roe

sour cream, mayonnaise, lemon, juiced, garlic cloves, coarsely chopped, anchovy fillets, coarsely chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped fresh tarragon leaves, chopped fresh chives, sea salt and freshly ground black pepper, buttermilk, crab boil seasoning, sea salt and freshly ground black pepper, soft-shell crabs, cleaned and rinsed, vegetable oil, for frying, all-purpose flour, watercress, trimmed, head bibb lettuce, trimmed and hand torn, red onion, sliced, hard boiled egg, lemon wedges, for serving

crab delights, salad greens, yellow pepper, thinly sliced, broccoli florets, pitted ripe olives, sliced red onions, ox. italian dressing

cooked macaroni, crab, imitation, diced, black olives, sliced, colby cheese, diced, frozen peas, thawed, miracle whip, yellow mustard, sugar

tomatoes , hollowed out, white crab meat, diced avocados, jalapenos, seeded and diced, minced garlic, chopped cilantro, juice of 1 large lime, salt, cayenne pepper, mayonnaise

yellow seedless watermelon, peeled and diced, yellow pepper, seeded and chopped, cucumber, peeled, seeded and chopped, jalapeno pepper (or more if you like ), sherry wine vinegar, salt, fresh white pepper , to taste, fresh dungeness crabs, lemon zest, finely grated, extra virgin olive oil, red watermelon balls, made with a melon baller, diced cucumbers, diced bell peppers, mixed colors, cilantro leaves, extra virgin olive oil

pink grapefruits, papaya, crab, drained, chopped celery, minced red onion, white wine vinegar, olive oil, chopped fresh sage, cayenne, boston lettuce leaf

shredded lettuce, shelled crab, red bell pepper, diced, celery ribs, sliced, green onions, sliced, hard-cooked eggs, sliced, horseradish cream , dressing

walla walla onions (use vidalia if walla walla are not available, this amount will be 4 to 5 large onions), olive oil, garlic cloves, peeled and smashed, dry white wine, water, heavy cream, coarse salt, fresh ground black pepper, water, garlic , bulbs also use light green parts of the stalk, sliced thin (use fresh, young green if at all possible, if not available subtitute half the for gre), dijon mustard, egg yolk, honey, sambal chili paste, white wine vinegar, canola oil, coarse salt & freshly ground black pepper, crabmeat (dungeness or jumbo lump blue crab, picked clean of shells, this amount is 4 oz.), olive oil , extra virgin, lemon , zest of, lemon juice, fresh, coarse salt & freshly ground black pepper

crab, flaked, watermelon , cut in balls,no seeds, cantaloupes , cut in balls, diced tomato, ground ginger (optional), white wine vinegar, dijon mustard, salt and pepper, orange juice, vegetable oil or 1/4 cup premium olive oil

mayonnaise, fresh chives , tender green and white parts only, chopped, crab boil seasoning (recommended : old bay), splash hot red pepper sauce, red onion, diced small, lemons, juiced, whole-grain mustard, salt and freshly ground black pepper, colossal crabmeat , picked over for shells, artichoke hearts, fresh chopped parsley leaves, avocado , slipped from skin and cut into 1/2-inch pieces for garnish

red pepper-mango vinaigrette, ripe mango, peeled, pitted and coarsely chopped, roasted red pepper, peeled, seeded and chopped, juice of 2 fresh limes, coarsely chopped red onion, garlic, coarsely chopped, chipotle pepper puree (depending on how spicy you like), canola oil, chopped fresh mint leaves, chopped fresh cilantro leaves, honey , to taste, salt and freshly ground pepper, peanut oil, rice flour, cold water, salt and freshly ground black pepper, baby squid, cut into rings, stone crab claws , meat removed and chopped, micro greens, watercress, head frisee, whole cherry peppers , jarred in vinegar, drained and thinly sliced, cilantro leaves, for garnish, chopped fresh mint, for garnish

grapeseed oil, red onion, diced small, garlic, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade, then minced, tomatoes , seeds removed and cut brunoise, blood orange , segmented and diced, minced fresh chives, minced fresh mint leaves, hoisin sauce, soy sauce, mayonnaise, dungeness crabs , meat removed from claws and body (equates to about 1 pound of crabmeat), pea tendrils

hearts of palm, blanched, marinated and julienned, crab meat , picked over for cartilage and shells, julienned carrots, blanched, toasted chopped walnuts, chopped chervil, herb vinaigrette, salt and pepper, chiffonade baby lettuces, tomato, herb vinaigrette, grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese, chopped parsley , edible flowers