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frozen popcorn shrimp or breaded shrimp, coleslaw mix (from a 16-oz bag), ranch dressing, baguette, tomatoes, sliced 1/4 inch thick

unpeeled, large raw gulf shrimp (26/30 count ), jarred pepperoncini salad peppers, stemmed, tempura batter mix, cold light beer, lemon zest, hot sauce, vegetable oil, cajun coleslaw, hoagie rolls, split and toasted, green tomatoes, sliced

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

ground beef or vension, green pepper, chopped, onion, chopped, chili powder, ground black pepper, tomato juice, kidney beans, rinsed and drained, great northern beans, rinsed and drained, sour cream, sliced green onion, shredded cheddar cheese, chopped tomato

butter, softened, sugar, molasses, water, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, ground allspice, ground ginger, ground nutmeg, baking soda, butter, softened, sugar, vanilla extract, milk, cookie cutters-1 1-inch tree (optional) and 2-1/2-inch gingerbread boy and girl or shapes of your choice, assorted candies (we used gumdrops and snow caps).

lean ground beef, celery, chopped, 2 stalks, onion, chopped , 1 md, garlic clove, minced, lima beans , white limas, pork and beans in tomato sauce, green bell pepper, chopped, salt, seafood seasoning , brand of choice, tomato paste

beef, roast, onion, diced, bell pepper, diced, hickory smoked worcestershire, peanut oil, seasoning salt, mayonnaise, swiss cheese, sliced, french bread (soft )

yellow cornmeal, flour, kosher salt, lemon pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, vegetable oil (for frying ), catfish fillet (should weight about 5-7 oz.), french bread , 7-8 inches long, halved lengthwise, buttered, and lightly toasted, mayonnaise, hamburger dill pickles , slices, shredded green cabbage

egg, lemon juice, green onions, chopped, ketchup, chipotle pepper in adobo sauce, chopped garlic, salt, pepper, vegetable oil, sugar, dijon mustard, cider vinegar, vegetable oil, salt, pepper, shredded green cabbage, shredded red cabbage, carrots , julienned, red onions , julienned, count per lb) shrimp, peeled and deveined, salt, freshly ground black pepper, flour, eggs, water, cornmeal, loaves french bread

nonfat mayonnaise, creole mustard, prepared horseradish, french rolls, split, sliced cooked lean roast beef, shredded iceburg lettuce, thick) tomato slices

potatoes, sliced, hot dogs, diced, cooking oil, crushed red pepper flakes, salt and pepper

beef roast (i used chuck), pepperoncini pepper, garlic , slivers

mayonnaise, garlic clove, lemon juice, fresh squeezed, parsley, fresh chopped, smoked paprika, hot sauce, panko breadcrumbs, flour, bay scallop, vegetable oil, rolls, lettuce leaves, tomatoes , slices, salt, pepper, lemon wedges

pork tenderloins, trimmed, apple cider, sugar, salt, pork magic seasoning, creole mustard, feet long) aluminum foil, bamboo skewers , soaked in water for 30 minutes, onions, sliced into 1-inch rounds, red cabbage, shredded, green cabbage, shredded, vidalia onion dressing, carrot, shredded, butter, haco swiss fond lis (brown gravy), water, french bread pistolettes, halved, a viewer , who may not be a professional cook, provided this recipe. the food network kitchens chefs have not tested this recipe and therefore, we cannot make representation as to the results.

all-purpose flour, egg whits, lightly beaten, water, dry bread crumbs, shucked oysters, drained, oil, shredded iceberg lettuce, tartar sauce, lemon juice, sliced smoked ham, thick) tomato slices, hoagie rolls with sesame seeds, split and lightly toasted, lemon wedges

cornmeal, dry breadcrumbs, garlic powder, salt, ground red pepper, black pepper, low-fat buttermilk, egg white, standard oysters, drained, vegetable cooking spray, french bread (about 16 inches long), creole mayonnaise, sliced iceberg lettuce, tomato slices

unsliced french bread, butter or margarine, melted, standard oysters, drained, cornmeal mix, vegetable oil, mayonnaise, sweet pickle relish, lemon juice, hot sauce, shredded lettuce, tomato, thinly sliced

extra-virgin olive oil, fresh lemon juice, garlic clove, minced, hot sauce or 2 tbsp minced jalapeno, salt and freshly ground pepper, inner celery ribs, thinly sliced on the diagonal, two 3 3/4-oz cans smoked oysters, drained, two 6-oz bunches watercress , thick stems discarded, baguette , halved lengthwise