125302 black forest christmas Recipes
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fresh cherries, stemmed pitted and coarsely chopped and8 Morefresh cherries, stemmed pitted and coarsely chopped, whole grain dijon mustard or 1/2 tbsp dijon mustard, green onion, chopped, mayonnaise, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, ham (i used diced steak, but thinly sliced deli is fine too), bread, baby arugula10 min, 9 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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food cake mix, water (or as required by cake mixes) and7 Morefood cake mix, water (or as required by cake mixes), vegetable oil (or as required by cake mixes), eggs (or as required by cake mix), black cherries, dark cooking chocolate , premium, dark cooking chocolate , premium, extra, finely grated (i use my microplane grater), cherry brandy, thickened cream , whipable60 hour 55 min, 9 ingredients
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Black Forest Cheesecake Parfaits
frozen unsweetened cherries, black cherry preserves, sugar and4 Morefrozen unsweetened cherries, black cherry preserves, sugar, fresh lemon juice, reduced-fat cream cheese, chocolate wafer crumbs (about 15 cookies, such as nabisco s famous chocolate wafers), grated lemon rind (optional)15 min, 7 ingredients -
Black Forest Cheesecake Parfaits
frozen black cherries, thawed, almond extract and9 Morefrozen black cherries, thawed, almond extract, chocolate graham cracker crumbs, cocoa powder, butter, melted, light tub-style cream cheese, room temperature, fat free cream cheese, room temperature, light sour cream15 min, 12 ingredients -
Black Forest Cheesecake Slice
plain sweet chocolate cookies, crushed, butter, melted and7 Moreplain sweet chocolate cookies, crushed, butter, melted, cream cheese, softened, sweetened condensed milk, carton cream, gelatin, water, pitted black cherries in syrup, cornflour30 min, 9 ingredients -
Black Forest Yule Log
chocolate, brandy, free-range eggs, separated and6 Morechocolate, brandy, free-range eggs, separated, caster sugar, hazelnuts , roasted, icing sugar , for dusting, brandy, double cream , whipped, black cherries, drained, stoned and halved25 min, 9 ingredients -
Black Forest Cupcakes (Sandra Lee)
food cake mix, black cherry soda, vegetable oil, eggs and4 Morefood cake mix, black cherry soda, vegetable oil, eggs, vanilla frosting, cherry extract, whole maraschino cherries with stems32 min, 8 ingredients -
Black Forest Cheesecake Parfaits
frozen, unsweetened cherries, black cherry preserves and5 Morefrozen, unsweetened cherries, black cherry preserves, sugar, lemon juice, cream cheese, chocolate wafer cookie crumbs, cream5 min, 7 ingredients -
Black Forest Ice Cream Cake
vanilla or burgundy cherry ice cream, softened and13 Morevanilla or burgundy cherry ice cream, softened, all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder, salt, eggs, strong black coffee, buttermilk or sour milk, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, cream, cherry pie filling30 min, 14 ingredients -
Black Forest Frozen Dessert
crushed reduced-fat oreo cookies (about 10 cookies) and8 Morecrushed reduced-fat oreo cookies (about 10 cookies), butter, melted, pitted dark sweet cherries, black cherry-vanilla swirl frozen yogurt blend, reduced-fat chocolate ice cream, softened, cornstarch, lemon juice, mint sprigs40 min, 9 ingredients -
Black Pepper Christmas Cookies
flour , sifted, baking powder, ground ginger and8 Moreflour , sifted, baking powder, ground ginger, ground cinnamon, ground black pepper, butter, soft, sugar, egg, sugar , sifted, water25 min, 11 ingredients -
Mixed Greens with Smoked Ham, Black-Eyed Peas, and Roasted-Red-Pepper Dressing
red bell pepper, garlic , smashed, balsamic vinegar and6 Morered bell pepper, garlic , smashed, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, salt, fresh-ground black pepper, mixed salad greens (about 4 quarts), smoked ham , such as black forest, halved lengthwise and cut crosswise into thin strips, drained and rinsed canned black-eyed peas (from 1 15-oz can)9 ingredients -
Almond Black Forest Cheesecake
fat free cream cheese, softened and8 Morefat free cream cheese, softened, sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix, nonfat dry milk powder, water, almond extract, divided, cool whip lite, divided, chocolate wafer pie crust, black cherry fruit spread, sliced almonds1 hour , 9 ingredients
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