119 better chili Recipes

butter, chopped onion, minced garlic, grated gingerroot, chili powder, ground turmeric, ground cinnamon, crushed tomatoes, undrained, tomato paste, brown sugar, salt, fresh ground black pepper, whole rotisserie-cooked chicken, skin removed and meat cut up, light cream (5%), light sour cream or 1/4 cup light plain yogurt, minced fresh cilantro, hot cooked basmati rice (optional)

chili peppers, chopped finely (fresh better than dried), garlic, onions, chopped finely, white vinegar, sugar, paprika

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

refried beans (or better yet fry your own! pintos, red beans, black beans-whatever), taco seasoning mix (or mix your own with garlic powder, comino, chili powder), salsa or 3 tbsp taco sauce, sour cream (can use fat-free), avocados, lemon juice, canned green chilies, sliced black olives, monterey jack cheese, shredded, chopped tomato, chopped green onion, alfalfa sprout

masa corn flour, butter, cubed, salt, sugar, broth, baking powder, black pepper, corn (fresh or thawed frozen will work), cheddar cheese (mexican cheese is better, reserve about half for filling), roasted chilies (fresh roasted skinless peppers work too), tomatoes , deseeded, pealed and sliced (can immerse in boiling water for 20 seconds, and then ice water to loosen skins), parchment paper or corn husk

corn kernels (fresh is better but defrosted frozen works), chili powder, ground cumin, diced seeded tomatoes, chopped red onion, chopped fresh cilantro, chili pepper, finely chopped (i use jalapeno), garlic, finely chopped, olive oil, cider vinegar, salt, pepper

meat or 750 g chicken, corn oil (or any oil), onion, sliced long and thin, diced tomatoes, tomato puree, fresh lemon juice (or even better, lime), knob ghee, dried red chilies (more if you like heat ), black pepper (again, more if you like heat ), chili powder (that s right, more if you like heat), cumin seed, fenugreek seeds, turmeric, cardamoms, garam masala, dried fenugreek leaves

bermuda onions, cut up coarsely (the larger the onions, the better), garlic cloves, sliced thin (more or less ), garlic clove, diced (more or less ), ground chuck, tomato sauce, tomato paste, dark red kidney beans, drained (reserve liquid), mc cormick s chili powder (mild ), kosher salt (to taste), cumin (to taste), turmeric (to taste), paprika (mild , to taste), cocoa powder (regular or dutch processed, you can substitute instant coffee powder, see note in description), extra virgin olive oil, tomato ketchup

spanish rice mix, diced green bell pepper, diced green chilies, cumin

natural chunky peanut butter, soy sauce (tamari), tomato puree, dry sherry, lime , zest of, grated, fresh lime juice, brown sugar (dark is better ), chili paste with garlic (see note), vegetable oil, garlic cloves, minced, peanuts , roasted and chopped, scallions, thinly sliced, red bell pepper, finely diced, snow peas , diagonally sliced into thin shreds, mushrooms, sliced, broccoli florets, spaghetti (see note )

part-skim mozzarella string cheese, flour, egg whites, lightly beaten, water, panko breadcrumbs, garlic powder, dried oregano, ground pepper, chili powder, marinara sauce, warmed

butter, onion, garlic clove, apple juice, water, vinegar, molasses, ketchup, prepared mustard, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, chili powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper

onion (chopped ), cooking oil, whole berry cranberry sauce, bottled chili sauce, cider vinegar, worcestershire sauce, fresh ground black pepper

bone-in turkey breast halves (2, can be fresh or frozen), dark brown sugar, paprika, garlic powder, salt, ground cumin, chili powder, fresh ground black pepper

chili with meat and beens (cheap and greasy is preferable), corn with chili peppers (spicier tastes better), tamales

chili hot beans (or similar product), black beans, garbanzo beans, corn, hominy, salsa, stalks celery, bell peppers (i don tsp like green peppers- i use red or yellow-they re sweeter and look better), sweet onions (use a red and a yellow if you re feeling artistic), green onion, cilantro, garlic (or 6-8 cloves of roasted ), cumin, chili powder, celery seed, paprika, limes

better than cream cheese cream cheese substitute, vegetarian chili, chopped green chilies, salsa (i like pace), minced red onion, tortilla chips

chilies (poblano or pasilla), vegan butter, garlic cloves, frozen or fresh peas, vegetable bouillon granules, soymilk or 1 1/2 cups almond milk or 1 1/2 cups rice milk, tofutti better-than-cream-cheese or 3 tbsp tofu mock cream cheese - tofu mock cream cheese, corn tortillas, onion, diced, bell pepper, diced (red, green, or yellow ), avocados, diced, portabella mushrooms (or any meat substitute ( tofu, seitan, vegan shrimp...etc), tomato, diced, canola oil, olive oil