69 bad guac Recipes

chicken pieces you like.....(we like boneless, skinless thighs and legs with a few breast strips in there.), cavenders salt free greek seasoning, bbq sauce (makes alot that can be saved for later), ketchup (about 4 cups ), heinz 57 sauce(approx . 4 tsp ), liquid smoke(approx . 3 tbsp ), worcestershire sauce(approx . 3 tsp ), franks hot sauce (whatever amount you desire...we like alot), light brown sugar (3 big ice cream scoops ), maple syrup (3 tbsp ), peach preserves (3 huge tbsp ), grape jam (3 huge tbsp ), teriyaki marinade (2 tbsp ), splash orange juice, red pepper flakes, garlic, please note, i know every time i make the sauce it s different .....and i also know this stuff is good and bad for ya

light oil-packed tuna, guacamole, chopped tomatoes, light mayonnaise, lemon juice, ground flax seed, hoagie rolls, halved and split lengthwise

green apple, seeded, absolut citron vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, cointreau liqueur (optional) or 1/8-1/4 fl oz grand marnier (optional)

rum, vodka, gin, tequila, triple sec or 1/2 oz cointreau liqueur, amaretto liqueur (or less if you want it less sweet), pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, grenadine (obtional)

galliano, banana liqueur, malibu rum, advocaat, cream, banana

thick cut bacon, italian sausage, barbecue sauce (your favorite ), barbecue seasoning (your favorite rub , recommended bad byron s butt rub, rendezvous famous seasoning, or steven raichlen)

hard-boiled eggs, peeled, avocado, halved and pitted, minced onion, garlic, minced, or more to taste, lime, juiced, mayonnaise, salt to taste, chili powder for garnish , or to taste, shredded cheddar cheese, olives , each cut into 4 slices

avocados, chopped, white onion, chopped, lemon juice, kosher salt, cilantro leaves, chopped, tomato, chopped

ripe avocados, garlic cloves, lime , juice of, red onion, tomato

pork tenderloin, bbq sauce; divided, dinner rolls, guacamole

tomatoes, finely chopped, diced green chilies, chopped green bell pepper, sliced green onion, chopped fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice, jalapeno peppers, seeded and finely chopped, red fresno chiles, seeded and finely chopped, serrano peppers, seeded and finely chopped, garlic, minced, salt, pepper

water , plus, water, see note, dried wild mushrooms , such as morel, shiitake or 1 oz porcini mushroom, onion, chopped, carrots, diced, turnips, peeled and cut in quarters, parsnips, diced, potatoes, cut in half, shiitake mushroom, halved, dried tomatoes, made into powder, seitan, cut in small chunks, dried rosemary, dried thyme, dried sage, red wine vinegar, see note, arrowroot (or more ), chopped fresh parsley, fresh ground pepper

sugar, lemon , zest of, coconut cream, cream cheese, chilled butter, cut into small pieces, egg, lemon juice, fine self raising flour (or sifted), baking powder, salt, heavy cream, milk, blueberries, cooking spray or vegetable fat, sugar, chopped almonds or 3 tbsp walnuts or 3 tbsp hazelnuts, butter, melted, ground cinnamon

cream cheese, lemon juice, marshmallows, whole cranberry sauce, pineapple tidbits, drained and reserve juice, chopped pecans

banannnas, instant coffee, skim milk, homo milk, apple sauce, wheat germ, ices

dried corn husks, lard or vegetable shortening (i used . it adds flavor. it s not that bad once in a while, it s a saturated fat yes, but vegetable shortening is a trans fat, and i think that s worse for you. you can render your own using the cut off fat from pork roast and pork chops. do not use salt pork or bacon - ask your butcher for about 1 1/2 lb of pork fat), baking powder, blue corn meal ( is coarser than yellow, but if you want to make yellow tamales, get masa harina for tamales), water, chicken stock, preferably homemade, salt, poblano chilies, seeded and cut into a small dice, fresh or frozen corn (thawed if frozen ), monterey jack cheese , cut into a small dice