Lox Eggs Benedict for Manbeasts Recipe

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Lox Eggs Benedict for Manbeasts
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  1. Toast bagels. Make more noise than necessary so your manbeast knows you are totally irritated.
  2. Spread cream cheese on the four bagel halves.
  3. Layer on top of cream cheese the lox slices.
  4. Place one poached egg on top of lox slices.
  5. Pour hollandaise sauce (I use this simple recipe Quick Blender Hollandaise )over all.
  6. Garnish with fresh chopped dill.
  7. Smugly serve with attitude and tell manbeast to shut up.
  8. Note: Of course this is much higher in fat than the nutritional analysis indicates because of the butter in the hollandaise sauce.
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 539.96 Kcal (2261 kJ)
Calories from fat 353.64 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 39.29g 60%
Cholesterol 490.43mg 163%
Sodium 627.95mg 26%
Potassium 200.6mg 4%
Total Carbs 31.46g 10%
Sugars 3.4g 14%
Dietary Fiber 1.49g 6%
Protein 15.75g 32%
Vitamin C 0.5mg 1%
Iron 3mg 17%
Calcium 51.8mg 5%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 312.43 Kcal (1308 kJ)
Calories from fat 204.62 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 22.74g 60%
Cholesterol 283.77mg 163%
Sodium 363.34mg 26%
Potassium 116.07mg 4%
Total Carbs 18.2g 10%
Sugars 1.96g 14%
Dietary Fiber 0.86g 6%
Protein 9.12g 32%
Vitamin C 0.3mg 1%
Iron 1.7mg 17%
Calcium 30mg 5%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Recipe Tags

Weightwatchers Points

  • 13.8
  • 15

Good Points

  • saturated fat free

Bad Points

  • High in Sodium

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