5955 venezuelan hallacas also served Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

butter, melted, butter flavored cracker, crushed (pepperidge farm s are excellent, but club crackers also serve just fine), parmesan cheese, grated, dried oregano, dried basil, garlic powder, cod fish fillet

boiling water, tea bag, milk (optional) or lemon slice, to serve (optional)

ready-to-serve salad, bacon strips, cooked and crumbled, mandarin oranges, drained, chopped red onion, sliced almonds, shredded mozzarella cheese , optional, vegetable oil, sugar, vinegar, salt

diced beef, diced pork, water, garlic cloves, minced, canned chick-peas, olive oil, tomatoes, chopped, onions, chopped, green bell peppers, chopped, ground dried chili, chopped parsley, salt, vinegar, granulated sugar, capers, seedless raisin, sliced stuffed olives, cornmeal, boiling water, butter, eggs, beaten

oil, onion, finely chopped, bell pepper, finely chopped (red, green or yellow ), garlic cloves, minced, tomatoes, seeded and chopped, eggs, lightly beaten, salt and pepper (to taste)

salt, curry powder, tomatoes, finely diced, onion, finely diced, garlic cloves, minced, ground pepper, fresh cilantro, chopped, red bell pepper, finely diced, barbecue sauce, spicy

white rice, uncooked, water, milk, cinnamon sticks, lemon , zest of, grated, sugar, salt, ground cinnamon, for garnish

fresh corn kernels (6 to 8 ears of corn), salt, splenda sugar substitute, light maple syrup, skim milk , depending on how tender the corn is

hot dog buns , preferably potato, hot dogs , preferably pork, yellow onion, head green cabbage, potato chips, mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup

top round beef, cut into 1/4-to 1/2 inch-dice, lean pork, cut into 1/4-to 1/2-inch dice, bacon, strips cut into 1/2-inch lengths, tomatoes, peeled and seeded, onion, peeled, garlic cloves, salt, marjoram, leek, diced, capers, mustard relish , pickle, minced, red wine vinegar, bell pepper, cut into 1/4-to-1/2-inch dice, worcestershire sauce, dark brown sugar, salt and pepper, to taste, raisins, lard or 2/3 cup vegetable shortening, annatto seeds (achiote, optional for colour), masa harina flour (dehydrated , treated corn flour), salt, cayenne pepper, warm water, dried corn husks (or 24 (9-inch squares parchment paper or tinfoil), shredded cooked chicken, hard-boiled eggs, sliced, blanched almond, pimientos, sliced, pimento stuffed olives, cut in half, tabasco sauce

butter, sugar, flour, egg, spoonfull jelly (if you would like a chocolate cake add in 3 tbsp cocoa powder, you can also make peanut butte) or jam (if you would like a chocolate cake add in 3 tbsp cocoa powder, you can also make peanut butte)

refrigerated sugar cookie dough, banana, peeled and cut into 20 slices, unsweetened orange juice, honey nut cream cheese (such as philadelphia honey-nut cream cheese spread; you can also use philadelphia cheesecake cream cup), kiwi fruits, peeled and cut into 10 slices,and halved, mandarin orange segments , in juice,drained well, strawberry , cut into 20 slices, apricot fruit spread

shrimp, peeled, tails removed & cooked (i used ex large, but large will work fine, use what is on sale, and take advantage of the seafood co), head napa cabbage, thin sliced (i used a mix of napa and romaine, but use what you enjoy best, the napa is just very good with this ), romaine lettuce hearts , rough chopped, cucumber , cut in half lengthwise and then very thin sliced in half moons (i happen to love , but depending on the size, use as much as you want), onion, cut in quarters and thin sliced (i prefer a vidalia or fl sweet onion), bean sprouts, rinsed and drained (but if available, 15 oz, or about 2 cups of fresh bean sprouts), red pepper , thin sliced in matchsticks (optional), water chestnuts, rinsed, drained and rough chopped, chow mein noodles (1 to 1 1/2 in the salad, and as much as you want as a garnish), kraft toasted asian sesame dressing , you can also serve more on the side if necessary and see the note below on dressing substitutes (lite or regular version), scallion, fine diced (optional), toasted sesame seeds (optional)

cream cheese, softened, sour cream, chili powder, ground cumin, ground red pepper or 1/8 tsp chili pepper flakes, salsa, lettuce, shredded (if desired) (optional), monterey jack pepper cheese, shredded, cheddar cheese, shredded, plum tomato, diced, green onion, chopped, black olives, sliced ripe, tortilla chips , to serve along side

always fresh olive oil extra virgin olive oil flavored cooking spray (4 3 second sprays), mccormick italian seasoning, plain white flour, dried breadcrumbs, whole zucchini, cut into 4 chunks , then each chunk halved, serve egg whites , from 2 large eggs, whipped until frothy (almost soft peaks)

white wine, olive oil , unfiltered, sweet, and aromatic, lemon , juice of, fresh, lime , juice of, sea salt, dry oregano, crushed red pepper flakes, garlic cloves, minced