104 those dillweed Recipes

potatoes, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, salad oil, low-fat plain yogurt (or light sour cream), vinegar, sliced green onion (whole thing), salt, chopped dill weed, pepper, diced celery, onion powder, garlic powder, light mayonnaise

butter, flour, light cream, chicken broth, grated parmesan cheese, salt, white pepper, peeled diced cooked potatoes, peeled and diced, crumbled roquefort cheese, paprika, butter

unsweetened chocolate, chopped, semisweet chocolate, chopped, unsalted butter, cut into 8 pieces, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, eggs, sugar, instant espresso powder (optional), vanilla extract, semi-sweet chocolate chips, parchment paper

ground beef, salt, pepper, onion, water, lard, pastry dough , per dough recipe

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

butter or 2 tbsp margarine, canola oil, shredded green cabbage (about 1 normal-sized head), brown sugar, garlic cloves, minced (i use 4), red wine vinegar, salt, fresh ground black pepper

pre-cooked kielbasa (or hot links if you are feeling sassy! also, cocktail wieners are very good.), onion, sliced, water, brown sugar, white vinegar, crushed red pepper flakes, pickling spices

turkey broth or 6 cups chicken broth, cooked turkey (approximately ), carrot (cooked plain ), peas (cooked plain )

hellmans mayonaisse, sourcream, dried onion flakes, dried parsley, dried dillweed

butter, sugar, eggs, well beaten, milk, vanilla, flour, baking powder, salt

lean ground beef, onion, liquid smoke (mesquite), egg yolk, fine dry breadcrumb, salt, pepper, monterey jack pepper cheese , about the size of dice

butter, white sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, rice krispies, oatmeal, chocolate chips

potatoes, fresh parsley, olive o il, garlic, ricotta cheese, masala wine, spinich, mushrooms, onions

frozen shredded potatoes thawed, butter melted, salt, black pepper, minced onion, cream of celery soup, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, butter melted, cornflakes crushed into crumbs

active dry yeast, lukewarm milk, salt, eggs, well beaten, butter or 1/3 cup shortening, melted and cooled, liquid honey, minced chives (or green onion tops), minced fresh parsley, dried basil (or dried dillweed, or dried marjoram), all-purpose flour

vegetable cooking spray, swordfish steaks, plain low-fat yogurt, nonfat mayonnaise, chopped fresh dillweed or 2 tsp dried dillweed, dijon mustard, salt, fresh dillweed sprigs (optional)

nonfat buttermilk, nonfat sour cream, lemon juice, dried dillweed, salt, ground pepper

bread flour, low-fat milk, egg substitute, sugar, vegetable oil, dried dillweed, salt, onion powder, vegetable cooking spray