130 there sweeter hehe Recipes

dozen large egg, hard-boiled and peeled, mayonnaise, pickled sliced jalapeno peppers, minced, spice brown mustard (maybe a little more), cumin, salt, fresh black pepper, smoked paprika

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

sword fish kabobs, swordfish, olive oil, half a cup of white retsina (yes there are reds too), juice of 5 lemons, half a cup of capers, garlic, fresh oregano, fresh mint, cumin, black pepper, sweet pickled red cherry peppers, red onions, cod, fresh cod (greeks use salt cod, but tms - too many steps), flour + extra, eggs, dark ale, dried rigani (greek oregano), salt , white pepper, garlic sauce, sized russets, lightly toasted walnuts, garlic, fresh lemon juice, olive oil, fresh flat leafed parsley, more whole lemons, salt

i would like to say that i am very excited as it is my very first food event. you do not need to have a food blog to participate. hope to see all of your healthy great creations arriving in our mailboxes from now and until the end of june and there will be a few surprises to be announced shortly. you can see the rules for participating at http://kopiaste.blogspot.com/2008/05/fat-chefs-or-skinny-gourmets-food, event.html

flour, taco seasoning (there are several very good recipes for on this site), salt, egg, milk, chicken (3-4 lb.), cut up (i ve used chicken wings too)

shallots, peeled and diced fine, tomato juice (i use low-salt v-8), extra virgin olive oil, good quailty red wine vinegar, two or three dashes of tobasco sauce, dried dill, lemon pepper, salt (i use sea and i taste after whisking on a lettuce leaf ala sara moulton to see if there is enough), hard cooked eggs chopped quite fine

flour, unsweetened cocoa, salt, egg, with yolk, egg whites, vanilla extract, baking powder, butter, nonfat sour cream, sugar

pumpkin (i prefer the japanese kabocha squash) or 2 cups canned , no added spice, onion, sliced thin, fresh ginger , there is no need to peel the ginger, julienne and chop fine 1 x 1 piece, olive oil, pumpkin stock (you may need more. vegetable juice can be substituted for the .), salt, mild curry paste (i think patak s is best.), fresh cream

trimmed hanger steak, cut into 8-oz portions (hanger steak is a very tender cut of which there is only 1 per animal, aka hanging tender or bistro steak), salt and pepper, vegetable oil, onions, finely diced, garlic, finely chopped, mushrooms, cleaned and sliced, merlot wine, demi-glace

pickled herring , about 5 fish, green apples, cored and seeded, calvados, whipping cream, freshly ground salt, freshly ground white pepper, gelatin, cold water, egg whites , whipped, american egg board states : there have been warnings against consuming raw or lightly cooked eggs on the grounds that the egg may be contaminated with salmonella, a bacteria responsible for a type of food poisoning....healthy people need to remember that there is a very small risk and treat eggs and other raw animal foods accordingly. use only properly refrigerated, clean, sound-shelled, fresh, grade aa or a eggs. avoid mixing yolks and whites with the shell., clarified butter, onions, 2 oz each, quartered and petals separated, dry white wine, ketchup, golden raisins, freshly ground salt, freshly ground pepper, button mushrooms, veal brains , rinsed well and soaked in cold water for 1 hour, sugar, white wine vinegar, olive oil, cayenne pepper

nice bunch celery (clean and de string), avocado, cream cheese, banana, (not overly ripe,but yet ,have the flavor), sugar, lemon ,jucie,there of, salt, nuts ,chopped, (i like wal ,or dried roasted sunflower seeds), paprika, (only for a splash of color on the white filling)

pk of rice paper rounds, (mine are 16cm in diameter ), approx. 2 cups of shredded lettuce, (mixed leaves , iceberg, whatever you have at hand), there , i use interchangeable fillings, bean sprouts , cucumber, finely sliced carrot, finely sliced red capsicum, fresh mint leaves, coriander, stir fry meat strips marinated and cooked in your favourite flavours (i like a mix of sesame oil, soy and garlic), shredded chicken, prawns, smoked salmon ect., vermicelli noodles are also a great thing to add bulk (can replace lettuce), as simple or as adventurous as you want, really. a wrap with some marinated meat and lettuce is delicious on it s own., soy or sweet chilli dipping sauce

eggs, vegetable oil, sugar, vanilla, shredded zucchini, peel on and seeds scraped out, crushed pineapple , drained. i dont drain it dry., flour, baking soda, salt, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg , fresh grated is always best, raisins, walnuts, use coconut , craisins, chocolate chips. or some of each.

head of cabbage, coarsely chopped, tomatoes, chopped, green onions, chopped, green pepper, finely diced, if not used for sandwich topping...1 cup cooked shrimp, cut into bite-sized pieces, mayonnaise, honey, fresh lemon juice, celery seed, sliced radishes (i happen to hate radishes, so i never add them, but if you like them like others in my family, they work in this.), salt and white pepper to taste (yes, there is a difference between white pepper and black pepper and to my grandmother s dismay, i only recently figured that 1 out!!!!)

potatoes, vegtable stock powder ( i use vegeta), xtra virgin olive oil (or there abouts), good grinds of black pepper, good splashes of red wine vinegar, onion (diced very small)

easy soft waffle mix, flour, nonfat dry milk, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, whisk together all ingredients in medium bowl. layer mixture into 1-pint jar with tight-fitting lid, 1-fifth at a time, packing down lightly before adding the next layer., cover top of jar with fabric; attach gift tag/recipe car with ribbon., gift tag/recipe card, easy soft waffles, makes 3 9-inch waffles, easy soft waffle mix, sparkling or still water, corn or vegetable oil, egg, orange extract, preheat and prepare waffle iron according to manufacturers directions., place contents of jar in medium mixing bowl; add water, oil, egg and orange extract. stir with wire whisk or fork until most lumps are gone. let mix rest for 5 minutes., pour 1/3 cup batter ( a generous 1/3 cup portion) onto prepared waffle iron. cook until there s no longer any steam coming from the waffle. repeat with remaining batter. serve immediately with your favorite waffle toppings.

ok...first caveat...if you are making your own crust , it will take longer then stated. but there is nothing wrong with saving a little time, and using a pre-made frozen crust; it saves all kinds of downtime in this busy world, especially at christmas when we are all a bit...busy. if you want to make your own crust, then check out my favorite crust recipe here on this site..., eggs, heavy cream, whole milk, thick bacon , fried crisp and chopped (or chop first and then crisp) drained, gruyere , emmenthal, or other good swiss cheese, grated (i use a 1/2 combo of and emmenthal), freshly ground nutmeg, salt and pepper

frozen can orange juice concentrate, vanilla, milk, water, ice cubes, blender, i tend to add more vanilla cuase i really love it.. but there is room to add or take away.. sometimes i only use more than half a can of oj for a more orange flavor..