10304 thelmas christmas salmon Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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salmon, cooked (can use canned or fresh cooked salmon, i ... and20 Moresalmon, cooked (can use canned or fresh cooked salmon, i like leftover cooked cold salmon!), dry breadcrumbs, green onions, chopped, celery rib, finely chopped, mayonnaise, cayenne pepper (or to taste), dried dill, thyme, worcestershire sauce, egg, slightly beaten, salt (to taste) or seasoning (to taste), lemon pepper (to taste or use fresh ground black pepper), butter, oil, mayonnaise, whipping cream , unwhipped, lemon juice, lemon , zested, prepared horseradish, minced fresh garlic clove (or to taste), dried thyme30 min, 21 ingredients
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salmon fillets (skin on ), vegetable oil, salt (to taste) and10 Moresalmon fillets (skin on ), vegetable oil, salt (to taste), ground pepper (to taste), bok choy (tops trimmed, washed and quartered ), garlic (minced ), ginger (grated ), chili (red chopped to your taste ), palm sugar, fish sauce, lime juice (about 1 lime), salmon roe (a small jar optional but wonderful), coriander leaves (to serve )20 min, 13 ingredients
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salmon patties and17 Moresalmon patties, red salmon, drained, skin and bones removed (i know, i knowthe bones are actually good for you, but i still like to pick out the big pieces!), diced onion, saltine crackers, finely crushed (i ve also used finely crushed garlic croutons for a nice flavor enhancer), egg, beaten, garlic salt, fish rub (optional, but it s good stuff ), pepper, flour for coating salmon patties, butter for frying pan, creamed peas, butter (no margarine, please), flour, salt (i like to use sea salt, if i ve got it on hand), pepper, half-and-half (of course you can use milk, but i m going for a richer sauce here!), le sueur very young small sweet peas (these make the best creamed peas, but use whatever is available in your area), drained well10 min, 18 ingredients
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salmon patties, salmon, drained and flaked and12 Moresalmon patties, salmon, drained and flaked, dried breadcrumbs, minced onion, dijon mustard, egg, lightly beaten, lemon juice, sea salt and ground black pepper to taste, olive oil , or as needed, dill sauce, light sour cream, dill weed, garlic powder, sea salt to taste30 min, 14 ingredients
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salmon fillet, fresh and without skin, about 1-1 1/2 inch... and15 Moresalmon fillet, fresh and without skin, about 1-1 1/2 inch thick, parsley, chopped (preferably flat leaf ), salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, parsley, chopped (preferably flat leaf ), olive oil , for the casserole form, potato (like yukon gold), olive oil, onions, chopped, garlic clove, minced, low-fat milk (about), nutmeg, salt , to taste, breadcrumbs, parmesan cheese, grated, olive oil50 min, 16 ingredients
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Thelmas Christmas Salmonboneless skinless salmon fillet, sheets puff pastry and6 Moreboneless skinless salmon fillet, sheets puff pastry, ricotta cheese, spinach, chopped (fresh or frozen ), mushrooms, nutmeg (muskatnuss), egg, salt , pepper45 min, 8 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Salmon Patties (Hints from Heloise)salmon, salmon liquid , from the salmon and4 Moresalmon, salmon liquid , from the salmon, egg, slightly beaten, flour, baking powder, oil (for frying )10 min, 6 ingredients
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Salmon Miso Yaki (Weight Watcher Friendly - 7 Points)salmon fillets (or 4 steaks), miso, sugar and3 Moresalmon fillets (or 4 steaks), miso, sugar, mirin (or sherry), olive oil, ginger, grated20 min, 6 ingredients
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Salmon and Dill Saucesalmon, salmon, washed and skinned, butter and7 Moresalmon, salmon, washed and skinned, butter, season with chef pauls salmon magic seasoning, dill sauce, butter, green onions, fresh dill, cream, white wine vinegar25 min, 10 ingredients
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Salmon Lasagna With Roasted Red Pepper Saucesalmon (fresh or frozen cooked and broken up ) or 1 (14 3... and10 Moresalmon (fresh or frozen cooked and broken up ) or 1 (14 3/4 oz) can salmon (drained and crumbled), red bell peppers, pesto sauce, lasagna noodles, dried, sour cream, all-purpose flour, salt, fresh ground black pepper, egg, beaten, ricotta cheese, cream cheese, softened36 min, 11 ingredients
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Salmon Sandwichsalmon fillets, olive oil, chopped thyme, salt and35 Moresalmon fillets, olive oil, chopped thyme, salt, freshly ground black pepper, potato dill bread or good quality bakery bread, japanese cucumber, salmon remoulade , recipe follows, tomatoes, sliced, arugula, cleaned, house dressing , recipe follows, lemon aioli , recipe follows, drained and chopped capers, whole grain mustard, dijon mustard, ketchup, chopped tarragon, chopped red onion, chopped dill, chopped chives, chopped basil, chopped smoked salmon, egg yolks, dijon mustard, roasted garlic, lemon, juiced, olive oil/canola blend, lemon zest, chopped thyme, salt, white pepper, shallots, minced (1 heaping tbsp), dijon mustard, zinfandel vinegar, sherry wine vinegar, olive oil, vegetable oil, salt, freshly ground white pepper35 min, 39 ingredients
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