104092 sweet christmas party mix Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chopped peanuts, mixed nuts, puffed wheat cereal, crispy rice cereal squares, toasted oat cereal, pretzel bits, slim pretzels, vegetable oil, worcestershire sauce, garlic salt, seasoning salt, celery salt

margarine, seasoning salt, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, garlic salt, crispy rice cereal squares, crispy corn cereal squares, crispy wheat cereal squares, toasted oat cereal, pretzel sticks, mixed nuts

butter or 6 tbsp margarine, worcestershire sauce, seasoning salt, garlic powder, onion powder, corn chex, rice chex, wheat chex, mixed nuts, pretzel, garlic bagel chips or 1 cup regular-size bagel chips, broken into 1-inch pieces

corn chex, rice chex, crispix cereal, pretzels, mixed nuts, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, dried parsley flakes, celery salt, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, hot sauce

wheat chex, corn chex, rice chex, mixed nuts, butter or 6 tbsp margarine, worcestershire sauce, seasoning salt

corn chex, rice chex, wheat chex cereal, mixed nuts, pretzel, garlic-flavor bite-size bagel chips, cheese crackers, butter or 6 tbsp margarine, worcestershire sauce, seasoning salt, garlic powder, onion powder, chili powder

chex mix cereal , of any kind, teddy grahams honey graham snacks , bear shaped gram snacks, honey roasted peanuts, candy coded chocolate candies or 1/2 cup in this case m&m

assorted cereal (wheat, rice, corn chex, cheerios 1 cup salted nuts (peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts), pretzels, melted butter or 1/2 cup margarine, hot pepper sauce, worcestershire sauce, seasoning salt, garlic salt, onion salt

rice chex, corn chex, wheat chex, cheerios toasted oat cereal, worcestershire sauce, butter, garlic salt, pretzel sticks, mixed nuts, whole cashews

crispix cereal or 7 cups chex cereal, mixed nuts (heavy on macadamias, cashews, and pecans), pretzels, bugles original flavor snacks, goldfish crackers, butter or 3 tbsp margarine, melted, garlic salt, onion salt, worcestershire sauce

bugles, canola oil, cereal, or mix of your choice, cheezit party mix, chex trash mix, dill weed , heaping, garlic powder, hidden valley ranch dressing, lemon pepper , heaping, onion powder

pretzel sticks, crisp cheese puff snacks, mixed nuts, bugles, cheese filled butter-flavored crackers, cheddar cheese-filled pretzel snacks, butter-flavored popcorn oil, ranch salad dressing mix

shelled peanuts, mixed nuts, pecans, rice chex, wheat chex, cheerios toasted oat cereal, pretzels (sticks), pretzels (nuggets), pretzel (bowknots), wesson oil, worcestershire sauce, garlic salt, onion salt, celery salt, cayenne pepper

corn chex, wheat chex, rice chex, pretzel sticks, mixed nuts, butter, garlic cloves, worcestershire sauce, tabasco sauce, garlic cloves, mashed, seasoned salt, onion powder

butter, brown sugar, maple flavoring, mixed nuts, pretzels, corn chex, rice chex , and, crispix cereal, oyster crackers

crispy rice cereal , squares, oyster crackers, cheese-filled sandwich crackers, fish shaped crackers, pretzels, peanuts (i use a little more), butter flavored popcorn oil, ranch dressing mix

butter, parsley flakes, celery salt, onion salt, garlic powder, salt, cayenne pepper, cajun spices, drops hot pepper sauce, crispix cereal, cheez it bite size crackers, broken pretzel sticks, shoe string potatoes, mixed nuts